# And the dumbest person on the planet is... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483 "2010-07-13T01:48:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/1 "2010-07-13T01:48:55Z")
_ **No mouse scroll overs** _ \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* [Erick Jhonson](http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant)[sic] He comes home from Iraq, finds his wife pregnant, and pretty much believes her when she says it happened from watching 3D porn. > [@](#): > > It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said. > [@](#): > > Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” He’s like a real-life Dale Gribble. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/2 "2010-07-13T02:00:42Z")
\*\*And the dumbest person on the plant is… \*\* Yeah, that ‘plant’ makes everyone dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/3 "2010-07-13T02:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And the dumbest person on the plant is… … a vegetable? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/4 "2010-07-13T02:07:32Z")
:smack::smack::smack: OK, he’s the second dumbest, I’m the first. 😃 I’ll notify a mod. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/5 "2010-07-13T02:15:57Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > :smack::smack::smack: > OK, he’s the second dumbest, I’m the first. 😃 > I’ll notify a mod. I will personally…um…say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice…at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/6 "2010-07-13T02:20:12Z")
Erick Jhonson might not be the dumbest person on the planet, but I’ll betcha whoever it is couldn’t spell their own name any better than he can. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/7 "2010-07-13T02:21:23Z")
I take this personal! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/8 "2010-07-13T02:21:34Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > … a vegetable? Who knew chlorophyll came in ribbed…? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/9 "2010-07-13T02:22:41Z")
[Well, this lady looks like the dumbest person in a plant.](http://media.photobucket.com/image/stupid%20plant/Intricate_Girl/toastthetrends/FASHION/III/Issey%20Miyake/fern.jpg) Still, it’s close. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/10 "2010-07-13T02:26:44Z")
Hey now, don’t you dis haute couture. [It’s both art and big money](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=570032), so take it seriously! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/11 "2010-07-13T02:47:55Z")
I wonder where the Jolly Green Giant fits into this schema? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/12 "2010-07-13T03:01:46Z")
I’m not buying this “news story” for a second. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/13 "2010-07-13T03:03:52Z")
Ah, and a little digging seems to indicate the story comes from a satirical Brazilian newspaper [Sensacionlista](http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26view%3Darticle%26id%3D156%3Amulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d%26catid%3D40%3Amundo%26Itemid%3D113&sl=pt&tl=en). > [@](#): > > A week ago we published an article about the woman Who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. The article Was fake and We Used the Photo That we found on the Internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/14 "2010-07-13T03:16:08Z")
Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from “plant” to “planet”). ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/15 "2010-07-13T03:29:00Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from “plant” to “planet”). Party Poper. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/16 "2010-07-13T03:30:51Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I will personally…um…say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice…at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square. > 😃 > [@twickster](#): > > Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from “plant” to “planet”). I am a man of my word. Let the record reflect that I hereby do willfully and deliberately say TSK, TSK in your general direction, with a most stern and disapproving tone of voice. As further punishment, I am now raising one eyebrow, and staring in exasperation. Let that be a lesson to you, young lady. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/17 "2010-07-13T03:32:14Z")
I’m sure I won’t sleep a wink tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/18 "2010-07-13T03:38:07Z")
Hey, I know I was harsh, but I did give fair warning. You _almost_ got the dreaded-double-eyebrow-raise-while-peering-over-glasses-that-I-don’t-usually-wear-of-doom. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/19 "2010-07-13T03:46:41Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Ah, and a little digging seems to indicate the story comes from a satirical Brazilian newspaper [Sensacionlista](http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26view%3Darticle%26id%3D156%3Amulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d%26catid%3D40%3Amundo%26Itemid%3D113&sl=pt&tl=en). I found that story more sad than funny, but I’m glad it turned out to be fake. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/20 "2010-07-13T03:49:54Z")
So they don’t really have 3D porn? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483.md?page=2)