# And the dumbest person on the planet is... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483 "2010-07-13T01:48:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/21 "2010-07-13T03:50:17Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I will personally…um…say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice…at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square. > 😃 I’m pretty sure that Gaudere is a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/22 "2010-07-13T03:51:17Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So they don’t really have 3D porn? I don’t rent or buy porn, but I’d be surprised if they didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/23 "2010-07-13T03:58:23Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > I’m pretty sure that Gaudere is a woman. Well damn. Next you’ll tell me she was a moperator. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/24 "2010-07-13T03:58:58Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > [Well, this lady looks like the dumbest person in a plant.](http://media.photobucket.com/image/stupid%20plant/Intricate_Girl/toastthetrends/FASHION/III/Issey%20Miyake/fern.jpg) No, [this](http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2010/03/lindsay_lohan_takes_a_fall_into_a_cactus_-_03232010/gallery_main/gallery_main-lindsay-lohan-fall-cactus-photos-03242010-13.jpg) is the dumbest person in a plant. ETA: And this is the [funniest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w9KrN_c82o) person in a plant. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/25 "2010-07-13T03:59:01Z")
This reminds me of the story about the man whose wife got pregnant before he had even had a chance to have sex with her. She told him God did it. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/26 "2010-07-13T04:00:25Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Well damn. Next you’ll tell me she was a moperator. :smack: I’m slowly climbing the intelligence ladder. I’m now one rung above Oakminster. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/27 "2010-07-13T08:23:25Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > I’m slowly climbing the intelligence ladder. I’m now one rung above Oakminster. 😛 So, what you’re saying is that **Nobody** is smarter than **Oakminister**? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/28 "2010-07-13T08:26:08Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > So, what you’re saying is that **Nobody** is smarter than **Oakminister**? OK mister, just for that terrible pun I’m now one rung higher than you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/29 "2010-07-13T10:14:29Z")
Scrolling down the OP was pure nerve wrenching expectation, imagine my relief when it wasn’t my name in the link! I feel like I dodged a bullet. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/30 "2010-07-13T10:17:15Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Scrolling down the OP was pure nerve wrenching expectation, imagine my relief when it wasn’t my name in the link! > > I feel like I dodged a bullet. At least you didn’t screw up the name of a thread AND fall for a fake story at the same time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/31 "2010-07-13T11:44:24Z")
Any thread that reminds us of Lindsay Lohan Falling Into A Cactus (a watershed moment for popular culture) is absolutely worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/32 "2010-07-13T14:36:28Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > This reminds me of the story about the man whose wife got pregnant before he had even had a chance to have sex with her. She told him God did it. This couldn’t have turned out well… ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/33 "2010-07-13T14:45:45Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > This couldn’t have turned out well… I hear the kid has a huge cult following. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/34 "2010-07-13T15:38:48Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > I hear the kid has a huge cult following. He’s bigger than, well, I dunno. Can’t think of a good example to finish that sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/35 "2010-07-13T15:50:34Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > He’s bigger than, well, I dunno. Can’t think of a good example to finish that sentence. The Beatles? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/36 "2010-07-13T19:46:22Z")
Bigger than plastics? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/37 "2010-07-13T19:50:21Z")
This thread is devolving into one of the lower life forms. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/38 "2010-07-13T20:00:45Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > This thread is devolving into one of the lower life forms. Amoeba? Slime molds? Lawyers? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483/39 "2010-07-13T21:31:14Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Amoeba? Slime molds? Lawyers? Even worse. Used car salesmen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-dumbest-person-on-the-planet-is/546483.md?page=1)