# And the first 2016 RNC speaker is off to criminal sentencing...

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524 "2017-07-31T18:37:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/1 "2017-07-31T18:37:37Z")

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If you had your money on… Joe Arpaio…you [win](http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/07/31/maricopa-county-sheriff-joe-arpaio-found-guilty-criminal-contempt-court/486278001/)!

Couldn’t happen to a better person. Glad to see justice done, but frankly I hope he gets a slap on the wrist with the explanation that a just criminal system does not imprison octogenarians.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/2 "2017-07-31T19:26:16Z")

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Not even a single night in Tent City? Surely the judge can do \*that \*much for him.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/3 "2017-07-31T19:28:53Z")

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He really does deserve Tent City in the height of the Arizona summer. He’s at least earned that much. I hope he gets whatever “the maximum” is.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/4 "2017-07-31T19:34:12Z")

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_Pretty In Pink: The Joe Arpaio Story_.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/5 "2017-07-31T19:39:45Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> He really does deserve Tent City in the height of the Arizona summer. He’s at least earned that much. I hope he gets whatever “the maximum” is.

Six months.

As a taxpayer, I don’t want to pay for that. Put him on a road crew or something.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/6 "2017-07-31T22:13:04Z")

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He’ll never do time. Hell, the entire conviction will be moot. It’s federal, so Donny “the cuck” Trump will pardon him.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/7 "2017-07-31T22:45:58Z")

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Well, thank you, Mr. Sunshine!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-first-2016-rnc-speaker-is-off-to-criminal-sentencing/792524/8 "2017-07-31T22:57:24Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> He’ll never do time. Hell, the entire conviction will be moot. It’s federal, so Donny “the cuck” Trump will pardon him.

Party pooper.
