# And the Grammy for Best Use of the F-word in a Song goes to ...

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 22, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231 "2019-01-22T22:44:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/41 "2019-01-23T16:54:07Z")

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I’d go with Terrence and Phillip’s “Shut Your Fucking Face UncleFucker.”

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/42 "2019-01-23T16:54:56Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> My vote goes to Warren Zevon, for [My Shit’s Fucked Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4).

> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> Harry Nilsson’s “[You’re Breaking My Heart.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-kjUWcr7d4).” The cheery tune gives it impact.

These are my two favorite invocations of this oh-so-special word in pop music.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/43 "2019-01-23T17:48:14Z")

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One of my favorite Christmas songs is [The Vandals’ Gun For Christmas.](https://youtu.be/_JVyiBoKAcM)

And RATM’s version of [Pistol Gri[Pumped](https://youtu.be/RRkvg_LuZvk), which I used to rock out with at my desk while working on claims and spreadsheets at the accounting firm at worked at for 15 years. Headphones were practically mandatory while grinding out the stuff and nobody every told me anything about my singing and headbanging. Maybe they were wary of the pistol grip on my lap.

P.S., I did not have a gun on my lap.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/44 "2019-01-23T17:52:50Z")

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The Who and Chrissie IMO.

Mainly I’m posting to express my joy that other folk appreciate the Supersuckers and Eddie Spaghetti - simply The Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World! 😃

And back to my formative years, I remember being impressed at David Peel and the Lower East Side’s “Up Against the Wall MF”! Yeah, smoking tiparillos and playing pool in my buddy’s basement, listening to music like THAT! Talk about “out there” in 8th grade! 😉

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/45 "2019-01-23T23:15:38Z")

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Marilyn Manson : Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon: [Marilyn Manson - Arma-goddamn-motherf\*\*kin-geddon - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoATJ7SR5U)

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/46 "2019-01-23T23:31:49Z")

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Can I nominate the mythical “One, two, three, fuuuuuuck!” by Paul McCartney kicking off [“I Saw Her Standing There”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwAB3SECtc), on the first song of the Beatles’ first album. He _could_ be saying it.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/47 "2019-01-24T02:40:11Z")

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I really like, from “Last of my kind” by Alice in Chains:

"Trapped in the cold outside  
There ain’t no shelter  
And they want to force my hand

Until I take what I wanted  
And break all the lies  
And defeat the fucking liars

Smash all the temples  
And crawl through the rubble  
And cry to the fallen"

Typical light and cheery stuff from AIC.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/48 "2019-01-24T03:08:04Z")

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Ah, here’s one from John Lennon–

_They hurt you at home and they hit you at school  
They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool  
Till you’re so fucking crazy you can’t follow their rules  
A working class hero is something to be_

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/49 "2019-01-24T04:26:31Z")

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Wayne County and the Electric Chairs. [Fuck Off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FEH4dXjUkk)

NSFW. Considering the thread I guess that goes without saying, doesn’t it?

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[Magazine, “Permafrost”.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCzSeeiAFqQ)

> [@](#):
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> As the day stops dead  
> At the place where we’re lost  
> I will drug you and fuck you  
> On the permafrost

The casually offhand way Howard Devoto says it just makes the lyric. Also John McGeoch is a guitar beast.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grammy-for-best-use-of-the-f-word-in-a-song-goes-to/828231/51 "2019-01-24T13:33:30Z")

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/now that I’ve got my personal wayback machine cranked up, I’m reminded of drunke/stoned colled days blasting tunes and shouting along to the Stones’ Starfucker" (Star Star)!

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