# And the grossest story of the year goes to ..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210 "2007-03-09T03:06:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/1 "2007-03-09T03:06:49Z")
[http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=1079354](http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=1079354) spoilered for the easily offended [spoiler]An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor. According to an affidavit filed with the complaint, the woman said she was trying to sleep in her seat when the man sat down in an empty seat next to her. She said he touched her, and then got up and left. She then realized what had happened, and told flight attendants, according to the affidavit.[/spoiler] : pukey smiley : Can anyone top that? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/2 "2007-03-09T03:28:21Z")
Talk about a hijacking! (I admit, I stole that joke) ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/3 "2007-03-09T03:49:47Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] Talk about a hijacking! (I admit, I stole that joke) [/QUOTE] Ba-dum-bump. Let’s all give him a hand! ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/4 "2007-03-09T04:03:18Z")
He was just trying get into the mile high club solo division. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/5 "2007-03-09T05:08:14Z")
I hate it when that happens! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/6 "2007-03-09T05:15:44Z")
[http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/](http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/) More TMI. I don’t know if this tops the OP, but this similar story is appalling in so many ways. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-grossest-story-of-the-year-goes-to/395210/7 "2007-03-09T05:47:40Z")
_Good afternoon, this is the Captain speaking. We’ll be arriving at LAX in about 20 minutes, where the temperature is 78 degrees with a light breeze. Please make sure your seat belt is fastened and note that I’ve now lit the “No Stroking” light. All penises should be placed in the upright and stowed position._