# And the most homoerotic movie ever made is... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 19, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571 "2008-08-19T17:30:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/242 "2008-12-03T00:07:57Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > You’re kidding, right? In Rice books, no one can resist the sexual allure of a precocious, mature, hot 12-year-old, not even vampires. Yes – but, again, not in _IWTV._ ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/243 "2008-12-03T00:39:56Z")
_The Man who Would be King._ They even promise no sex with a woman ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/244 "2008-12-03T00:45:34Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > You’re kidding, right? In Rice books, no one can resist the sexual allure of a precocious, mature, hot 12-year-old, not even vampires. In the book Claudia is six years old, not 12. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/245 "2008-12-03T00:59:40Z")
Today I watched _Cool Hand Luke_, which is a prison movie. Featuring lots of prisoners. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners lounging on their bunks. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners working on the chain gang. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners boxing and wrestling in the dirt. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners sharing a group shower. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners who have a failure to communicate. Shirtless, sweaty prisoners eating 50 eggs. \*\* loins explode \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/246 "2008-12-03T01:49:20Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > In the book Claudia is six years old, not 12. BTW: That was a young Kirsten Dunst in the role. Not many people remember that. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/247 "2008-12-03T08:09:12Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > BTW: That was a young Kirsten Dunst in the role. Not many people remember that. I do, shame that was the high point of her career… ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/248 "2008-12-03T19:35:00Z")
Did I miss anyone mentioning _Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_? ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/249 "2008-12-03T19:50:20Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > In the book Claudia is six years old, not 12. I wasn’t thinking of Claudia. She wasn’t of any sexual interest. I was thinking of some of her other characters, the irresistible Mona of the witch books, for instance. She was 13 I believe. Some of the boys soon-to-become-vampires have been pretty young too. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/250 "2008-12-03T19:55:18Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > I do, shame that was the high point of her career… :mad: Sir, you and I must meet upon the field of honour. Bring your sword. (I’ll bring my Uzi.) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/251 "2008-12-03T21:29:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > BTW: That was a young Kirsten Dunst in the role. Not many people remember that. I’ve never forgiven her playing Claudia. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/252 "2008-12-03T21:50:40Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > :mad: Sir, you and I must meet upon the field of honour. Bring your sword. (I’ll bring my Uzi.) By all means, I’ll bring my copy of Spider Man (that’s enough to put anyone out of action). ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571/253 "2008-12-03T23:40:58Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > By all means, I’ll bring my copy of Spider Man (that’s enough to put anyone out of action). Right before the duel starts, shout “BRING IT ON!” You’re guaranteed to win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-most-homoerotic-movie-ever-made-is/460571.md?page=12)