# And the niggers will rise up against the porch monkeys **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103 "2011-12-13T23:34:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![G-SE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@G-SE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-SE)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/1 "2011-12-13T23:34:31Z")
Oh, and p.s., Glenn Beck said something stupid. [Link to parodied thread: [And the crackers will rise up against the honkies: or, Beck calls Gingrich supporters "racist" - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=634771)] ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/2 "2011-12-13T23:38:32Z")
How about some context, you fucking retard? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/3 "2011-12-13T23:39:51Z")
This will end well. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/4 "2011-12-13T23:41:52Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > This will end well. Unlikely to end worse than it started… ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/5 "2011-12-13T23:44:07Z")
Just once, I’d like to see a title like that that actually MEANS something instead of some fucking ninny getting his rocks off at typing racial slurs in public. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/6 "2011-12-13T23:44:55Z")
what is this I don’t even… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/7 "2011-12-13T23:52:30Z")
I think he means this: > **[And the crackers will rise up against the honkies: or, Beck calls Gingrich...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=634771)** > > Now of course we haven’t even reached the first official GOP caucus/primary/shindig/taffy pull this election season, and we’ve already been through the rabbit hole so many times the rabbit done died. Personally I’ve already forgotten which pizza CEO... but I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/8 "2011-12-13T23:54:27Z")
Hey everyone: Who do you think will be in the Superbowl this year? ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/9 "2011-12-13T23:54:56Z")
There’s a thread in the Pit titled “And the crackers will rise up against the honkies: or, Beck calls Gingrich supporters “racist”” The OP is apparently under the mistaken impression that calling someone a cracker is the equivalent of calling them a nigger. Or at least he/she is pretending thats the case. I suspect **Faruiza** has the correct interpretation of the actual purpose of opening this thread. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/10 "2011-12-13T23:56:02Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > I think he means this: > [And the crackers will rise up against the honkies: or, Beck calls Gingrich supporters "racist" - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=634771) > > but I could be wrong. Oh, so it’s another “poor, oppressed whitey” whine. Too bad he couldn’t get anything about Christians in there somehow. ---
**Author:** ![G-SE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@G-SE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-SE)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/11 "2011-12-13T23:59:55Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > The OP is apparently under the mistaken impression that calling someone a cracker is the equivalent of calling them a nigger. I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/12 "2011-12-14T00:05:06Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. Obvious troll is obvious. Yawn. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/13 "2011-12-14T00:06:36Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. That’s probably good planning on your part, scooter, since you don’t seem to have any idea of their impact on other people besides expecting them to clutch their pearls at your epic irreverence. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/14 "2011-12-14T00:11:20Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > Oh, and p.s., Glenn Beck said something stupid. He did. He said: > [@](#): > > It looks like your Mom lost some weight. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/15 "2011-12-14T00:16:33Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > I think he means this: > [And the crackers will rise up against the honkies: or, Beck calls Gingrich supporters "racist" - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=634771) > > but I could be wrong. Glenn Beck said something stupid. I could be right. > [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > Obvious troll is obvious. Yawn. We all know that Glenn Beck is a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/16 "2011-12-14T00:19:47Z")
[Moderating] Thanks for all the thread reports, people, but I’m allowing this to stand. The OP isn’t using those terms to make a point about black people, but to make a point about how race is discussed in this country - essentially, the same usage employed in the thread being parodied, only much more bluntly. [/Moderating] [Poster] That said, it’s an intensely stupid point. [/Poster] [Moderating] Oh, and I almost forgot. **G-SE** , we do have a rule requiring that a parody thread include a link to the thread being parodied. No big deal, I can edit one in, but please keep that in mind before starting your next ill-advised Pit thread. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/17 "2011-12-14T00:21:30Z")
He’s not using those terms to make ANY point. He’s doing it for shits and giggles. ---
**Author:** ![G-SE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@G-SE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-SE)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/18 "2011-12-14T00:30:15Z")
Thank you, Miller. Yes, this was a (poorly executed) parody thread and should have posted a link to it. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/19 "2011-12-14T00:45:17Z")
This OP just came to my attention in another thread a day or so ago. I’m so glad. This almost makes me wish for another BigBertha thread, instead. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/20 "2011-12-14T00:49:32Z")
Man, that was some good moderating. Best thing in this thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103.md?page=2)