# And the niggers will rise up against the porch monkeys **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103 "2011-12-13T23:34:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/21 "2011-12-14T01:12:43Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. What you are and are not offended by is your own business. But if you think that calling someone a cracker and calling someone a nigger are equivalent, it says little for your intelligence. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/22 "2011-12-14T01:16:52Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > Thank you, Miller. > > Yes, this was a (poorly executed) parody thread and should have posted a link to it. And this thread doesn’t need a parody thread. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/23 "2011-12-14T01:43:37Z")
You mean my first “pitting” here after 12 years isn’t even a real pitting? Goddammit! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/24 "2011-12-14T01:53:18Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Hey everyone: Who do you think will be in the Superbowl this year? L.A. Dodgers. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/25 "2011-12-14T03:20:10Z")
[QUOTE=Louis CK] Ughh…ruined ma day. You shouldn’t have called me a cracker! Takes me back to…owning land and people. What a drag. [/QUOTE] [Link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY) NSFW ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/26 "2011-12-14T03:38:41Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > > Hey everyone: Who do you think will be in the Superbowl this year? > > L.A. Dodgers. Nah! It will be the Indianapolis Indians, since it is being held in their home town. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/27 "2011-12-14T04:03:19Z")
Ritz or Nabisco Saltines? Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/28 "2011-12-14T05:21:35Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Ritz or Nabisco Saltines? > > Discuss. Fuck both 'dem crackers! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/29 "2011-12-14T05:23:21Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Ritz or Nabisco Saltines? > > Discuss. Notice how cracker bigots aways leave out Triscuit. Rather telling, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/30 "2011-12-14T05:30:01Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. _Dead_ honky. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/31 "2011-12-14T05:30:12Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Ritz or Nabisco Saltines? > > Discuss. Graham crackers. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/32 "2011-12-14T06:13:48Z")
> [@enomaj](#): > > Fuck both 'dem crackers! Aaaaaand, scene. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/33 "2011-12-14T06:20:10Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > _Dead_ honky. Bonus points for the Richard Pryor shout out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oldeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@Oldeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oldeb)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/34 "2011-12-14T07:27:06Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Graham crackers. Have you ever tried to explain Graham crackers to a non-American/Canadian? It was very difficult to describe s’mores to a group of Ozzies. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/35 "2011-12-14T08:06:31Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. Stop taking it personally when people say cracker and honky. It’s the abuse of the word retard that should be offending you. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/36 "2011-12-14T08:16:33Z")
> [@G-SE](#): > > I’ll be sure to check with you first if I should be offended by a racial slur or not. Call me when white people are oppressed, you cracker headed redneck honky ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/37 "2011-12-14T10:12:03Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Call me when white people are oppressed, you cracker headed redneck honky Poor whites are, at least to some extent, so that takes out ‘cracker’ and ‘redneck’ right there. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/38 "2011-12-14T14:00:43Z")
> [@Oldeb](#): > > Have you ever tried to explain Graham crackers to a non-American/Canadian? It was very difficult to describe s’mores to a group of Ozzies. A Graham cracker is “a rectangular digestive biscuit”, a s’more is a “digestive-biscuit & melted-marshmallow sandwich” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/39 "2011-12-14T14:02:59Z")
I don’t tip fat waitresses. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103/40 "2011-12-14T14:16:23Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I don’t tip fat waitresses. …unless they declaw their cats. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-niggers-will-rise-up-against-the-porch-monkeys/606103.md?page=3)