# And the prize for the most unnecessarily long-winded,repetitve thread goes to:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 18, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913 "2015-11-18T20:26:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/1 "2015-11-18T20:26:59Z")

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[Will the Tesla Model 3 revolutionize Amercan driving?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763713)

Please, fellow Dopers, tell me what’s going on here: Twelve frickin’ pages of repetition.  
Now,…it does start off normally, as a legitimite thread:

Somebody asks if Tesla will revolutionize driving, somebody answers that yeah, electric cars are cool, and a lot of people talk about how cool they are or are not and whether they are practical… and then somebody says yeah but it won’t be the Tesla company that does it, it will be the established car companies, so Tesla doesn’t count, so shut up you fool, and somebody says it doesn’t matter who does it, just that it gets done, so shut up you ignoramus, and somebody says the revolution has already begun because Tesla made it cool, so it gets the credit, so shut up again you jerk, and somebody says it doesn’t matter who is cool, it matters who will actually make the cars, so shut up you deaf dumb and blind person…

And then, well…everybody starts saying the same thing again. And again. And again.  
Twelve pages of repetition, barely acceptable as an IMHO thread, and none of it worthy of being in Great Debates.

I’m a little embarrassed that I posted in it. 🙂

(okay, …so this isn’t a real pitting. But I’m criticizing other Dopers, and I ain’t never done that before, so I put it here.)

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/2 "2015-11-18T20:30:25Z")

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Doesn’t matter if Tesla starts the revolution. Edison will just take credit for it.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/3 "2015-11-18T20:50:38Z")

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That’s different from every other thread of that length or longer, how? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/4 "2015-11-18T20:53:05Z")

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I was so certain that prize would go to LinusK.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/5 "2015-11-19T00:35:24Z")

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Tesla fans are annoying. most of them didn’t give one shit about cars until the Model S dropped, then they decided they were experts on the automotive industry.

> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Doesn’t matter if Tesla starts the revolution. Edison will just take credit for it.

LOL

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/6 "2015-11-19T01:16:09Z")

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I nominate:

[We Have Pigeon Eggs!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467835)

Should be two posts: the OP, then a recipe for omelets. 😃

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/7 "2015-11-20T03:32:05Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Doesn’t matter if Tesla starts the revolution. Edison will just take credit for it.

But it was Maxwell that laid the mathematical principles; building on Newton and Aquinas. 😃

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/8 "2015-11-21T15:41:42Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Doesn’t matter if Tesla starts the revolution. Edison will just take credit for it.

Either that or he will show how dangerous it is by killing an elephant with one in the most graphic way possible. Those are the most likely outcomes. 😛

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/9 "2015-11-21T17:03:20Z")

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I haven’t read that thread, but have trouble believing it could be more long, pointless and repetitive than our threads about Zimmerman/Martin, Michael Brown, Sandusky/Paterno/Brawny, and global warming.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/10 "2015-11-21T19:23:20Z")

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No.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/11 "2015-11-21T19:43:31Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> I was so certain that prize would go to LinusK.

I’m right there with you. Wrong Pit thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/12 "2015-11-22T02:22:45Z")

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Taken collectively the gun debate threads would win.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-prize-for-the-most-unnecessarily-long-winded-repetitve-thread-goes-to/737913/13 "2015-11-22T02:31:09Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I haven’t read that thread, but have trouble believing it could be more long, pointless and repetitive than our threads about Zimmerman/Martin, Michael Brown, Sandusky/Paterno/Brawny, and global warming.

All in one thread? That would be impressive.
