# And the SDMB Kiss-Ass-of-the-Year Award goes to.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802 "2001-11-06T16:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/61 "2001-11-08T14:47:13Z")
I think that you and your hemorrhoids are a motherfucking smelly asshole. There seems to fuckin’ be no motherfucking end of rule ups in this bullshit place. Fighting Ingnorance on the fucking internet? ANSWER ME, or I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT. Please! Think about that shit for a second all you numbnuts. Mind if I ream your porkhole? Fuckin’ what is the fucking number one requested search on the fucking net? Are you listening to my questions? Sex. Which is deeper, your cracked asscrack or your reamed ass? People are looking forward to fuckin’ seeing porn on the fucking net, nobody comes here to fuckin’ be educated! Fuckin’ what a motherfucking bunch of fuck-twaddles you and your hand-job are! You and your sluts believe in your sorry own self worth when collectivly its aint all worth shit. Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck. Ever stop to fuckin’ think why this bullshit page operates at a loss? Well? Its because you are one fucking piece of shit and no motherfucking one gives a flying fuck! Debating debating and all that such! Fuckin’ what does any of this bullshit have to fuckin’ do with Fighting Ignorance I ask you and your monkey?? That’s the fucking question. 😃 Oh, and **Twits 'o Hate** , you couldnt be more wrong. I don’t wear socks, schmuck. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/62 "2001-11-08T15:00:05Z")
Now look what you did, guys! You broke BuddhaDog! I wanted to play with him some more, but now he’s gone over the edge and is hitting keys at random. Keep going, fuckstick. If you live long enough, you’ll type out the complete works of William Shakespeare. [sub]Oh, dear. I’ve put a space between every line.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/63 "2001-11-08T15:37:08Z")
Don’t be confused Slip. It’s from a flame generator and he mistakenly posted it in this thread. He meant to post it [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94306). ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/64 "2001-11-08T15:55:25Z")
Wow. I mean, WOW. That was one wacky rant. Sounds like that guy that used to hang out on the corner downtown arguing with lamp posts. The lamp posts kept winning. ---
**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/65 "2001-11-08T16:52:28Z")
Damn. That hurts Especially coming from a 52 year old adult male who still fancies to dress himself up like a [Jedi](http://www.users.qwest.net/~particlewill/) knight. :rolleyes: Thats just ☹ ya :wally ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/66 "2001-11-08T17:09:10Z")
Anyone remember that movie **Scanners**? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/67 "2001-11-08T17:20:37Z")
Cool! **Diane** , wanna share a tarp for when his head explodes? ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/68 "2001-11-08T19:57:32Z")
> [@](#): > > **You broke BuddhaDog!** Heh! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/69 "2001-11-08T20:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuddhaDog \* > \*\*Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck. \*\* Howyadoin, Leave me outta this, you pustule-encrusted, syphilitic excuse for a goat-raping practice dummy… -Rav ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/70 "2001-11-08T20:37:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The\_Raven \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BuddhaDog \* > > \*\*Caw caw! The ravens are singing, you are a cheese infested fuck. \*\* > > Howyadoin, > > Leave me outta this, you pustule-encrusted, syphilitic excuse for a goat-raping practice dummy… > > -Rav \*\* Ha! But back to the ensuing ridiculousness, I have a question. Is there such a thing as an ad hominem strawman? Because if there isn’t I think that BuddhaDog just invented it. About 30 times in this thread alone. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/71 "2001-11-08T20:38:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*And someone as _bon vivant_ as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn’t have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned. > > Esprix \*\* As long as you don’t cast aspersions on _all_ obscure Star Wars character namesakes, then I still love ya! ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802/72 "2001-11-10T07:05:16Z")
[[And someone as bon vivant as you, named after an obscure Star Wars character, doesn’t have a wife and children yourself? I am stunned. Esprix]] Haha! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-sdmb-kiss-ass-of-the-year-award-goes-to/91802.md?page=3)