# And the wave of Palin porn begins with... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035 "2008-09-11T00:38:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/41 "2008-10-05T06:51:14Z")
“Ma, can I borrow your brooch for a moment, my eyes are bothering me.” “Well, sure, Oeddy, but don’t lose it, OK?” “Nah, give it right back, this won’t take but a second…” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/42 "2008-10-05T08:21:40Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > And the wave of Palin porn continues with… > [a Larry Flynt production](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/3127313/Sarah-Palin-porn-film-made-by-Larry-Flynt.html) It’s [on its way](http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/03/nailin-palin/). ---
**Author:** ![panda\_meat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@panda\_meat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panda_meat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/43 "2008-10-05T23:17:16Z")
The problem of course is that it is men who rape women in large numbers, men who discriminate against women in employment, men who reduce all women to non-human status through pornography, and men who defend this crap. There is no reason to think men are human when it is they who act like animals. The only healthy response to never-ending sexism is contempt of men. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/44 "2008-10-05T23:25:24Z")
> [@panda\_meat](#): > > The problem of course is that it is men who rape women in large numbers, men who discriminate against women in employment, men who reduce all women to non-human status through pornography, and men who defend this crap. > > There is no reason to think men are human when it is they who act like animals. > > The only healthy response to never-ending sexism is contempt of men. Da’hell? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/45 "2008-10-07T13:39:34Z")
> [@panda\_meat](#): > > The problem of course is that it is men who rape women in large numbers, men who discriminate against women in employment, men who reduce all women to non-human status through pornography, and men who defend this crap. > > There is no reason to think men are human when it is they who act like animals. > > The only healthy response to never-ending sexism is contempt of men. You’re right, of course. Kill all men and try to raise the next generation properly. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/46 "2008-10-07T13:50:42Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Can someone please point me in the direction of the McCain, Obama and Biden porn (preferably something featuring all three)? No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll play along. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/47 "2008-10-07T16:35:00Z")
- not a typo, by the way… [Nailin’ Sarah Pailin](http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1092) From the lyrics: “I’m thinkin’ ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin, wanna do some humpback whalin’ As clever as she’s not, dang that girl is hot All that rhetoric she’s spillin’, gets me thinkin’ ’bout offshore drillin’ Evil turns me on, and that is one wicked hockey mom” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/48 "2008-10-07T16:46:06Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Can someone please point me in the direction of the McCain, Obama and Biden porn … [In the beginning…](http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2008/ig/Election-Funny-Pictures/46-Year-Old-Political-Virgin.-Ujn.htm) ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/49 "2008-10-07T17:38:02Z")
\*\*\*Cat Fight sez: Can someone please point me in the direction of the McCain, Obama and Biden porn … * * * For the love of Og, noooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/50 "2008-10-07T17:55:13Z")
I was looking at /b/ last night and there’s plenty of well photoshopped candidate porn turning up over there. /b/tards, is there anything they won’t post? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/51 "2008-10-07T18:01:32Z")
> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#): > > Oh, well. I’d guess that it’s that Obama would be licking out Sarah Palin’s pussy and his ears are so big that they would leave marks on her inner thighs. Get it? I just threw up in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/52 "2008-10-07T18:38:27Z")
Mission accomplished! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/53 "2008-10-07T19:16:42Z")
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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/54 "2008-10-07T20:33:51Z")
> [@Aquila\_Be](#): > > This kind of stuff is inevitable and predictable. It’s done to all well known public figures, male or female, ugly or good looking, and nothing can be done about it, as far as I can tell. > > Personally I would support a ban of this kind of thing if it drifts into the area of pure porn, but even that would raise the usual slippery slope censorship issues as to who is qualified to decide where the line should be drawn. Does that mean I can’t have a Sarah Palin blow-up doll then? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/55 "2008-10-08T03:05:12Z")
Eh, Palin had some novelty value at first but now I’m tired of her dull and contrived statements that end as vapidly as they start. I’m sick of Palin droning. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/56 "2008-10-08T07:04:21Z")
_golf clap_ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/57 "2008-10-08T07:11:00Z")
Palin’s fifteen minutes will be over in four weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/58 "2008-10-08T15:44:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Can we say “voo doo doll?” 😃 I thought that aswell **guin** could be a smart marketing ploy if they supply a bag of pins with it in much the same way as some bloke cleaned up on selling Iranian flags during the embassy hostage crisis for Yanks to burn. I think that its a nice touch of authenticity that they’ve equipped the doll with the same intelligence as the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/59 "2008-10-08T19:22:55Z")
Palin is the repub front runner for 2012. She has a lot of fans. She has tasted the big stage and likes it. She is barely polite to McCain and the Palin/McCain switch was revealing. She is ultra ambitious and fell into a big beautiful spot. She is ruthless and she has already started to run. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035/60 "2008-10-08T19:56:39Z")
Yeah, Palin porn has been out for a while. Go to encyclopedia dramatica and read her entry if you want to see all the Palin porn you could ever want to see (and many you don’t). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-wave-of-palin-porn-begins-with/463035.md?page=4)