# And this is funny how? (Or, why andy is glad that she locks her door) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-this-is-funny-how-or-why-andy-is-glad-that-she-locks-her-door/43823 "2000-12-03T12:48:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-this-is-funny-how-or-why-andy-is-glad-that-she-locks-her-door/43823/41 "2000-12-10T18:04:51Z")
Not a prank, but another reason to keep the door locked: 3 a.m. Blake comes back to the dorm after killing off half of his brain cells drinking. Again. Goes into the restroom, takes a left towards the urinal and takes a leak. Only this is not the restroom. Blake has missed the door by one and has instead entered a dorm room. He is currently pissing on a papasan chair. Roommate A, hearing the noise, wakes up, and at first thinks Roommate B is peeing in bed. No, that can’t be it. Looks down from the loft and sees Blake. **Roommate A** : “OH MY GOD! BLAKE! STOP!” **Blake** : “muuuuuuh?” **Roommate B** : “OK. That’s it. From now on we lock the door.” [Blake, hearing the words ‘lock the door’, locks the door] **Roommate A** : “Blake! Turn on the light and unlock the door!” **Blake** : “muuuuuh?” **Roommate A** : “Blake… Turn on the light.” [Blake turns on the light] **Roommate A** : “Now unlock the door” [Blake unlocks the door. He turns around and finally realizes what he has done. He finds a roll of paper towels and covers the chair cushion with a sheet in an attempt to remedy the situation.] **Roommate B** : “Blake, get out of here” [Blake somewhere in him finds some small level of coherence enough to speak] **Blake** : “Now I admit, what I done is wrong… but YOU gotta admit that if you kept your door locked --” **Roommate B** : “BLAKE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!” _Names have been changed to protect the innocent. The guiilty get no such luxury._ ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-this-is-funny-how-or-why-andy-is-glad-that-she-locks-her-door/43823/42 "2000-12-11T02:59:29Z")
In the guys’ floor of the dorm there’s always putting the sheet of plastic wrap in the toilet above the water level so you get a nice splashing effect when they wee standing (don’t think this would work with urinals-- at our college they sort of shifted sexes between dorms/floors every couple of years (to even out the damage) so we just had toilet stalls). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-this-is-funny-how-or-why-andy-is-glad-that-she-locks-her-door/43823.md?page=2)