# And verily, the Lord of Hosts shalt stick his arm up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433 "2003-08-15T17:57:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/41 "2003-08-16T01:43:28Z")
Pentecostal: Upon such an occaision that the sacred arm enters your ass and communicates with you, speak loudly in gibberish and flap your arms. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/42 "2003-08-16T01:54:41Z")
Quantum Physicist: There may or may not be an arm up your ass. You won’t know until you look. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/43 "2003-08-16T01:58:18Z")
EUTY – YAY!!! WELCOME BACK!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/44 "2003-08-16T02:06:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*Judaism: God’s arm is up your toukas? \*\* IANAJ, however the accepted spellings are ‘tochis’ or ‘tuchis’ per Leo Rosten. Both are pronounced TUCK-is. Presuming you don’t mix meat and dairy, it may be Kosher. :rolleyes: ;j ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/45 "2003-08-16T02:15:38Z")
Serlin: I’d put my arm up your ass if it weren’t for your poofy hair. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/46 "2003-08-16T02:17:23Z")
Cecilism: Is having an deity’s arm up my ass during cross-country flight dangerous? ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/47 "2003-08-16T02:19:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*The Matrix: There IS no arm – and no ass either, for that matter. \*\* However, there is wood(huhuh, I said, Wood) up yer ass. Expect to get kicked 461537461945 times in midair. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/48 "2003-08-16T02:26:13Z")
I love you people. I am on my third keyboard, but I still love you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/49 "2003-08-16T02:27:08Z")
Cafe Socialite: Who can fit more arms up their ass, Kirk or Piccard? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/50 "2003-08-16T02:31:03Z")
General Inquisitor: Are those Nasa photos of astronauts with arms up their asses real or fake? ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/51 "2003-08-16T02:45:21Z")
MPSIMSer: You’ll never guess what I found up my ass! … (TMI) ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/52 "2003-08-16T03:04:05Z")
Guess this thread explains the dingleberries I found on my arm. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/53 "2003-08-16T03:07:17Z")
Mae West: Is that an arm up my ass or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/54 "2003-08-16T03:35:20Z")
To a SDMB adversary: “The Lord tried to stick his arm up your ass, but he couldn’t get it past your head” ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/55 "2003-08-16T03:40:47Z")
SA goon: “Hay guyz, will jamming my arm up my pooper give me teh gay?” ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/56 "2003-08-16T04:18:47Z")
[fark.com](http://fark.com): Up my ass there is an arm, doo-dah, doo-dah. Still no cure for cancer. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/57 "2003-08-16T04:21:26Z")
NRA: A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the asses to bear arms jammed up into them, shall not be infringed. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/58 "2003-08-16T04:30:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gadfly \* > \*\*Quakers: Be very, very quiet, and wave your arms in an odd fashion, to show your appreciation of the reaming that we all recieve. \*\* As a (former) Quaker I don’t know about the arm waving part, but I do know that Quakers would prefer you to _dis_arm. If you must participate in this appendage business, it should be done by consensus, in the best interests of the community, nonviolently and in moderation. …and if anyone objects you could organize a silent vigil. Unarmed, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/59 "2003-08-16T04:36:53Z")
Church of England: The Pope is not going to tell us how many arms we can put up our asses! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/60 "2003-08-16T04:42:36Z")
Koeeoaddi, I was taken by my Grandmother to a Quaker… Whatever, and to show applause, they waved their arms back and forth and turned their wrists. It was almost disturbing when they did it in unison. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=4)