# And verily, the Lord of Hosts shalt stick his arm up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433 "2003-08-15T17:57:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/81 "2003-08-16T15:34:15Z")
Blackout victim: It was so dark that night I couldn’t even see the arm up my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/82 "2003-08-16T15:51:12Z")
Word of advice: Keep your friends’ arms close, and your enemies’ arms up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/83 "2003-08-16T16:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BrightNShiny \* > \*\*Now see? If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t have this thread at all. 😛 > > Optimist: My ass is half-full with your arm. > > Pessimist: My ass is half-empty with your arm. \*\* Now that’s the spirit, BrightNShiny! Episcopalians: While we don’t actually condone you having an arm up your ass, we still minister to those who do. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/84 "2003-08-16T16:36:46Z")
Dom/me: You will have my arm up your ass and LIKE it!! Pain Slut: Is that all the arms you have? Submissive: May I PLEEEEEASE have your arm up my ass? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/85 "2003-08-16T16:52:34Z")
H.P. Lovecraft: And in the moment before I mercifully lost consciousness in the depths of stygian forgetfulness, I realized that the hand was coming _from an arm up my ass._ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/86 "2003-08-16T17:06:25Z")
The Rock: It DOESN’T MATTER whose arm is up your ass! Hulk Hogan: Whatcha going to do, brother, when Hulkmania’s arm is up your ass? ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/87 "2003-08-16T17:18:44Z")
Freud: Your fears stem from an arm-up-the-ass envy of your father. Jung: The arm up your ass symbolizes your feelings of being dominated and the need to be fulfilled. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/88 "2003-08-16T18:33:30Z")
[pitchforkmedia.com](http://pitchforkmedia.com): The media sticks their arms up the asses of these so-called “garage revival” bands claiming to save rock and roll, which apparently means shitting all over it, putting it in a bag, and setting it aflame on Keith Moon’s grave. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/89 "2003-08-16T18:51:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*Cafe Socialite: Who can fit more arms up their ass, Kirk or Piccard? \*\* JANEWAY! really raising the tone of the SDMB here, aren’t we? 😛 POTC fan: YARR!! There be an ARRmm up me ARRse! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/90 "2003-08-16T19:22:00Z")
St. Thomas Aquinas: how many arms can fit up the ass of a dancing angel? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/91 "2003-08-16T22:17:30Z")
**American Pie:** “So, how does it feel?” “Like…an _arm up your ass_.” “_Really_?” “Oh, _yeaaaaah_.” **St. Nicholas of Myra:** Who stole the arm up my ass? In any case, I guess I deserved it. **The Polyphonic Spree** : No, our robes don’t just hide the arms up our asses! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/92 "2003-08-17T00:09:32Z")
Marx: The arm is the opiate of the asses. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/93 "2003-08-17T00:18:47Z")
Saddam Hussein: There are no arms up my ass…really…you can look if you want to! (frantically trying to formulate a joke about a large animal veterinarian giving a proctological exam to a 4 legged beast of burden. Ah…having his arm up an ass’s ass) ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/94 "2003-08-17T00:48:12Z")
Monarchy: Only a few select individuals enjoy the privelage of sticking their arms up the asses of the masses. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/95 "2003-08-17T01:26:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > Cafe Socialite: Who can fit more arms up their ass, Kirk or Piccard? Alternately, “Batman vs. the Arm up his Ass?” > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious_ > H.P. Lovecraft: And in the moment before I mercifully lost consciousness in the depths of stygian forgetfulness, I realized that the hand was coming from an arm up my ass. Mythos: The eldritch tendrils of the Great Old Ones are up your ass, languorously consuming you from within. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/96 "2003-08-17T02:08:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BrightNShiny \* > \*\*Optimist: My ass is half-full with your arm. > > Pessimist: My ass is half-empty with your arm. \*\* You have these the wrong way round 🙂 BASIC: You shove your arm up your ass slowly and bloatedly. Assembler: You shove your arm up your ass quickly but painfully. C: You shove your arm up your ass as quickly, but as painfully as with assembler. COBOL: You get mediavel on your ass. LISP: I’ve got an arm up my ath, thomeone, help! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/97 "2003-08-17T02:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shade \* > \*\*You have these the wrong way round 🙂 > > BASIC: You shove your arm up your ass slowly and bloatedly. > Assembler: You shove your arm up your ass quickly but painfully. > C: You shove your arm up your ass as quickly, but as painfully as with assembler. > COBOL: You get mediavel on your ass. > LISP: I’ve got an arm up my ath, thomeone, help! \*\* C++: The object up your ass has been instantiated as an arm. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/98 "2003-08-17T02:35:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Taran \* > \*\*Atheist: Stop relying on the Magical Sky Faerie and put your arm up your OWN ass. \*\* I _so_ want this for my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/99 "2003-08-17T03:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shade \* > LISP: I’ve got an arm up my ath, thomeone, help! LISP: (I’ve got (an arm (up my ath)), thomeone, help (it (is uncomfortable)))! 😃 Rube: ```auto [sub]([/sub] \----@ [sup]([/sup] ``` ("@" is the closest symbol to a fist that I could think of.) ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/100 "2003-08-17T03:22:51Z")
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Can Wesley save the ship again with an arm up his ass? Orthodox Jewish: Unfortunately, removing your arm from my ass would be work on the Sabbath, so it must remain there until sundown. Ava [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=6)