# And verily, the Lord of Hosts shalt stick his arm up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433 "2003-08-15T17:57:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/101 "2003-08-17T03:24:27Z")
Spammer: HOT AND HORNY YOUNG TEENS WITH NIGERIAN BANK ACCOUNTS CAN INCREASE THE LENGTH OF THE ARM UP YOUR ASS BY TWO FEET!!! ---
**Author:** ![BooksWoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooksWoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooksWoods)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/102 "2003-08-17T04:32:15Z")
Esprix - “Is that your arm or are you just happy to see me?” ---
**Author:** ![BooksWoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooksWoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooksWoods)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/103 "2003-08-17T04:39:31Z")
Shoot. I didn’t see **Jack Batty’s** reference to Mae West before I posted my **Esprix** quote. I want to do Dr. Suess, Bevis and Butthead and Ernest Hemingway but I better go back and read the second page first. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/104 "2003-08-17T05:20:35Z")
Realist: An arm up your ass is worth 2 in the bush. Nympho: No…2 in the bush is definately better. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/105 "2003-08-17T06:00:19Z")
Well, if we’re going to do Star Trek: Federation: The Prime Directive prevents us from removing the arm that’s up your ass. Klingon: I will send you to a glorious death by putting an arm up your ass in battle. Vulcan: It is illogical to stick one’s arm up one’s ass. Betazoid: I’m sensing you have an arm up your ass. Ferengi: How much latinum do you want for that arm up your ass? Borg: We are the borg. Resistance to our arm up your ass is futile. You will be ass-imilated. ---
**Author:** ![mic84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@mic84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mic84)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/106 "2003-08-17T06:40:13Z")
Religious tolerance - basically, we all have the same arm up our asses. Mark Twain - It is better to have your arm up your ass and be thought a full than pull it out and reove all doubt. ---
**Author:** ![mic84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@mic84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mic84)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/107 "2003-08-17T06:41:15Z")
_fool, remove._ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/108 "2003-08-17T07:00:57Z")
Straight Dope Message Board: Arm Up The Ass – Does Size Really Matter? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/109 "2003-08-17T07:13:52Z")
In General Questions: > [@](#): > > How can I keep the arm from crawling up my ass and setting it on fire? Resistance is futile. You will be ass immolated. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/110 "2003-08-17T10:18:14Z")
Your favourite Stoic and mine, Marcus Aurelius: If you are distressed by the pain of the arm up your ass, remember, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/111 "2003-08-17T10:45:51Z")
Cao Daism: Victor Hugo’s arm is up your ass, right to the elbow. ---
**Author:** ![Swiring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Swiring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swiring)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/112 "2003-08-17T11:04:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpectBrain \* > \*\*Saddam Hussein: There are no arms up my ass…really…you can look if you want to! > \*\* So there is no arms of ass destruction? ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/113 "2003-08-17T11:22:46Z")
PHP Geekism: \< ? include("/home/private/ass/arm.inc"); ? \> ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/114 "2003-08-17T11:49:26Z")
Vegetarian: Hey, this tofu arm’s great! Self lubricating! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/115 "2003-08-17T16:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BooksWoods \* > \*\*Esprix - “Is that your arm or are you just happy to see me?” \*\* Esprix’ rant on that: You mentally incompetent fuckwhiffle, may the collective arms of the borg go up your ass! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/116 "2003-08-17T19:24:19Z")
John Cleese: Number two - the ass. The… Ass. The ass. And now: number two: the ass. The… Ass. ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/117 "2003-08-17T22:19:01Z")
Dr Seuss: I would not like that up my ass For you to do so would be crass On this I’ll have to take a pass It’s time for you to show some class Permission here, you’ll not obtain Your arm, my ass will not contain I’m telling you, you must refrain I just don’t like that kind of pain Now stay away from my crevasse It is not open to trespass You won’t be feeling my morass Not even if you are a lass It’s past the time that you should go Don’t make me break into Judo For your lawn I’ll surely mow My temper here’s about to blow Don’t risk yourself to my defense Now show me that you’ve got some sense Or else a beating will commence I ask you now to get thee hence I would not like it on a dam I would not like it in a pram It’s not a place for you to cram I do not like it, SAM I AM! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/118 "2003-08-17T22:20:19Z")
…A round of applause, please, for Skybum! ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/119 "2003-08-17T23:13:07Z")
Bill Clinton: I did NOT…HAVE…an arm up my ass. Baghdad Bob: There is no arm up my ass! Retailer: Get one arm up your ass, and get another one free! Ender: Remember, the enemy’s ass is _down_. Yoda: Up your ass my arm will go. Juliet: O Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore art thou arm up my fundament? Advertisement: Can you feel me now? _Good!_ ---
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433/120 "2003-08-17T23:27:56Z")
IRC: /me sticks her arm up your ass Haiku: Early morning dew Sound of screaming echoes loud My arm up your ass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-verily-the-lord-of-hosts-shalt-stick-his-arm-up-your-ass/195433.md?page=7)