# And we love you too, Martin Hyde! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 1, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635 "2006-03-01T17:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/41 "2006-03-01T22:03:42Z")
Normally, I don’t get a lot of amusement out of poking bozos with a stick, but I make an exception in Mr. **Hyde** ’s case. It’s simply hilarious the way he gets all puffed-up and self-righteous as he asserts his moral superiority, while inadvertently revealing the total vacuum of humanity at his core. I keep hoping that, if prodded sufficiently, his head will swell and rupture like the bad guy at the end of _Big Trouble in Little China._ So please, poke away, my little droogs. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/42 "2006-03-01T22:17:49Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > Well, if you’re serious about this, me and a couple of the other guys are going to build a Giant laser and threaten the UN for several billion dollars from an orbiting space station. > > We intend to call ourselves the Society for Making Diabolical Plans and Building Overengineered Superweapons or SMDPBOS. > > It will be a much more dengerate, criminal and unwashed organization then the SDMB(with 10% more mental illness!). Oh oh, I wanna join!!! But only if it’s a giant frikkin laser and I can reserve the right to hump it if I choose. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/43 "2006-03-01T22:23:23Z")
> [@Neurotik](#): > > I’m with **askeptic**. I’m confident that neither I nor anyone else believes you meant it in a racist manner, but that’s the first thing that popped in my head when you made the comment. Why, that’s mighty white of you! 😃 (and I live in the Midwest and hear it often, btw). I don’t see a reason to ban such phrase–that’s a mod call. Believe me, it’s no compliment to have it directed at you-it’s much more a perjorative. It also can mean being part of the conservative, royal or reactionary political party(according to my Random House College Dictionary here on my desk). I think that fits him to a Tee, no? I apologize if my poking fun hit some of you the wrong way, no offense was intended. I find the phrase to be most helpful in dressing down pomposity. YMMV. As for **Marty** (I like to call him **Marty** , 'cause I bet that gets up his nose), I think we need him here. Like **Starving Artist** says, we need a lil spice in the mix. He is welcome to his opinions and I always enjoy the strangeness of his views. He’s like a magazine I would never subscribe to, but like to flip thru (yes, **Marty** , _thru_\*) at the dentist’s office. \*my first negative feedback from any post came quite quickly and from **Marty**. I had had the temerity to type “thru” instead of tiring my fingers with “through”. That did not meet with **Mr Hyde’s** approval. I got over it. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/44 "2006-03-01T22:33:16Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Not plans, _ **PLOTS** _, you fool! And don’t forget to coat your hands with the blood of innocents before you rub them in evil glee. Your cackling needs some work, too, it’s not maniacal enough. > > Damn, where does HR _get_ these new hires, anyway? I blame the schools-if we could have vouchers, none of this would be happening. She probably had a teacher who thought that _trying_ and practice were an appropriate way to strengthen our numbers. We both know that _trying_ gets us nowhere! Degenerates don’t even bother to try! We spread the cancer of liberalism by osmosis and inertia. It’s more diabolical to collaspe on others like some third world country, pleading victim status all the while. If you show her how to freeload off the DCFS, I’ll be her role model for GroupThink and the Contamination of the Media (aka Barbra Streisand and Dan Rather are Our Friends). ---
**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/45 "2006-03-01T22:40:46Z")
> [@Cowgirl Jules](#): > > I myself was not amused that he called truck drivers and ranch hands stupid in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360482) thread. Sure, some may be, but there are plenty that aren’t. Including the author of that thread, who is very well-spoken and punctuates correctly within parentheses. > > I know more ranch hands than truck drivers personally, and an awful lot of them are in that business because they love it, not because they’re too dumb to do anything else. **Martin Hyde** seems to a universal annoyance, however. I’m not sure I really think they’re stupid either, that was probably a rash thing to say. Mainly Lucy flamed me for what I felt was no reason. I just pointed out that a linked article which was supposed to show that most trucker bombs come from truckers factually speaking did no such things. I wasn’t even responding to one of Lucy’s posts and he felt the need to flame and insult me. I’m guessing because he wanted it to be more like a “pit thread” since he was lamenting there wasn’t enough flaming going on. Well, since he decided to insult me I decided to give him a return. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/46 "2006-03-01T22:42:44Z")
> [@bup](#): > > _Literally?_ > > Wow! When did we accomplish that? Who figured out how to do it? Whoever it was, a respectful evil twist of my mustache in your direction. Well, it started with [Bruce McCullough](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/brucecancer.html)… ---
**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/47 "2006-03-01T22:44:04Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ve been wondering - **and I am not calling him a troll!** But there is another guy on a different message board I go to, named Martin \_\_\_\_\_ (something else, very similar) who has essentially the same attitude toward \*that \* board. Regularly starts threads telling us how much he hates us and what a bunch of assholes we are, etc. The keywords there being “regular starts threads” of course! Anyway, I’ve been wondering if they are the same people. If he is just one unhappy person and wants to share with all. > > Anyway, I think this pitting is long overdue and don’t remember another of him. After that lovely comment the OP mentions though, the one about what we all are, I think he should have expected to be dragged in here. This is the only message board that I use the name Martin in any form as my forum name. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/48 "2006-03-01T22:48:07Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Why, that’s mighty white of you! > > 😃 Wow a lot of people try to politely tell you that that phrase does not mean what you think it means and you respond with that. I will just have to write you off as another dumb motherfucker right up there with Hyde. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/49 "2006-03-01T22:50:08Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Not plans, _ **PLOTS** _, you fool! And don’t forget to coat your hands with the blood of innocents before you rub them in evil glee. Uhh, yeah, about that, I’m all out of evil glee. I was going to pick up a tub the next time I was at Costco, but they were out, so it looks like I won’t have any avilable for rubbing my hands in until next week when I can get to Sam’s Club (I called ahead, and they’ve agreed to hold one in the Will Call cage up until the fifteenth of the month). I found a jar under the sink that still has a couple of inches of diabolical anticipation; can I use that instead? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/50 "2006-03-01T22:57:03Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Wow a lot of people try to politely tell you that that phrase does not mean what you think it means and you respond with that. I will just have to write you off as another dumb motherfucker right up there with Hyde. Lighten up, Francis. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/51 "2006-03-01T23:16:30Z")
> [@jlzania](#): > > Like **Starving Artist** , I think \*\* Martin Hyde \*\* serves a useful purpose on this board. > He is a constant reminder of the complete disdain that some upper middle class conservatives have for working Americans. That’s not a useful purpose, since you already seem convinced it exists. He’s a jerk, and should have been banned a long time ago. Rule #1. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/52 "2006-03-01T23:27:17Z")
**BIgGirl** check your email (hoping you’ve not changed your address in a while) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/53 "2006-03-01T23:33:25Z")
I don’t think he needs to go anywhere. His little explosions have provoked some good threads. He may be a douchebag, but when he participates in earnest the results are good reading. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/54 "2006-03-01T23:45:35Z")
Martin says; > [@](#): > > Degenerates, the mentally ill, the unwashed masses of extreme leftism that are literally a cancer upon mainstream society. . . And I just want to stand up for myself against all you poseurs, because _I_ am here as the real, true representative of the Mentally Ill of the Straight Dope (or MISD) and nobody may falsely portray one of our number without being board certified as an OCD, B-P, A, MD or PA sufferer. Or some interesting alphabet soup combination. If you can present documentation from a verified notary public in triplicate with a picture ID, psych hospital history, prescription rap sheet and proof of at least one violent attack (on yourself or others), then a committee hearing will be held on the third Tuesday of the following month at the Witching Hour. Please also be in attendance (our secretary of Nutty Affairs will call your agent to confirm) with a witness, silk blue ribbon, some fat free Wheat Thins and the sophomore effort of Ricky Martin. Hey, we gotta have something to sacrifice, right? We do NOT take this lightly. Only serious inquiries. Offer void in Timbuktu. No family members (unless they’re your sister and your wife) or employers. Operators standing by. Limited time offer. Low introductory price only. Do not swallow. Not suitable for anyone under the age of three. Sincerely, President of the MISD ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/55 "2006-03-01T23:47:51Z")
So he believes that $26 worth of pancakes are worth a man’s life? What a completely worthless motherfucking excuse for a human being. ---
**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/56 "2006-03-01T23:48:03Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > That’s not a useful purpose, since you already seem convinced it exists. He’s a jerk, and should have been banned a long time ago. Rule #1. I think I abide by the rules of this forum just fine. I think I’ve had one maybe two warnings (I’ve gotten one email) and both times were simple misunderstandings of the rule. Just about every poster I’ve seen banned has had a long documented history of warnings and sometimes even temproray suspensions. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/57 "2006-03-01T23:51:46Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > So he believes that $26 worth of pancakes are worth a man’s life? What a completely worthless motherfucking excuse for a human being. He also believes that gays [are mentally ill and incapable of real love.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6979580&postcount=62) Yeah, he’s a real peach, that **Martin Hyde**. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/58 "2006-03-01T23:52:16Z")
**faithfool** -but do I want to belong to a club that will have me as a member? Hmmm… I don’t think being a snob is qualification enough for banning. I’m unsure as to where the dislike of ranch hands came from, but to each his own. ---
**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/59 "2006-03-02T00:02:55Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > He also believes that gays [are mentally ill and incapable of real love.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6979580&postcount=62) Wow, that post explains a LOT. And I thought the “white” comment was a subtle jab at Martin (aka Marty) owing to the fact that someone like him might see the white race as being superior so he might take it at face value (“yes, I AM a right-thinking white fellow!”) when in fact the poster meant to be derisive. Sort of a layered sarcastic effect. I laughed, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635/60 "2006-03-02T00:05:23Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > He also believes that gays [are mentally ill and incapable of real love.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6979580&postcount=62) > > Yeah, he’s a real peach, that **Martin Hyde**. Huh. I never pegged Martin to be a christian, just conservative. He just doesn’t seem all that…christian, I guess. I suppose it’s a case of following the law rather than the spirit of the law. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-we-love-you-too-martin-hyde/346635.md?page=4)