# And whaddaya know, she wants to change her name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451 "2003-05-25T21:01:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/41 "2003-05-27T09:43:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*I’d like to suggest: > > \*\*Magic Carbonate grid > Bad Categoric Margin > Enigmatic Cargo Bard > Big Radiogram Accent > Comic Tragedian Brag > Democratic Brain Gag > Ice Cart Bong Diagram > Narcotic Beggar Maid > Grim Crab Gait Deacon > > or > Atomic Badger Racing\*\* \*\* Can I ask what you will do if someone really does adopt the name **Atomic Badger Racing**? I actually considered it for a few crazy moments - and then decided I’d lost my mind. You people have nearly convinced me to leave my name as it is, y’know. I may get an admin to change it “Lone Raven” with or without the space, and I may even throw “The” there as well. You know, like “The Lone Ranger?” Huh? Oh, nevermind. Thank you to everyone who’s commented, and written epics about me and suchlike. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/42 "2003-05-27T11:14:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loneraven \* > Can I ask what you will do if someone really does adopt the name **Atomic Badger Racing**? He’ll either die happy, or start lobbying for **Steam-driven Hedgehog Wrestling**. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/43 "2003-05-27T12:35:51Z")
Aziraphael is a little too… uhm… goth wannabe, I guess. Loneraven is better. Or mabe April 18, 1402 would be cool. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/44 "2003-05-27T13:34:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loneraven \* > \*\*Can I ask what you will do if someone really does adopt the name **Atomic Badger Racing**? \*\* Then my work here will be done! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/45 "2003-05-27T13:39:31Z")
If you change your name I’ll…I’ll…I’ll mess up your hair! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/46 "2003-05-27T13:47:28Z")
Unfortunately, **Q.E.D.** , there is not much you could do to mess up my hair further. It’s currently dripping wet and sticking up in spikes above my head. But I’ll take the thread in the spirit it was meant… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451/47 "2003-05-27T13:53:03Z")
I’ll just wait till you do it up all purty like, then WHAM! So there! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-whaddaya-know-she-wants-to-change-her-name/177451.md?page=2)