# And while the goat's busy with SpiceTea and Crimmsy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655 "2004-12-08T00:47:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/21 "2004-12-08T04:25:51Z")

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::runs nekkid through thread::

[sub]Busy day…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/22 "2004-12-08T04:46:07Z")

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[sub]Tell me about it, **iampunha**. I’ve got sucker marks up the yinyang. And I’m wearing the Proper Protective Gear, too![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/23 "2004-12-08T04:50:41Z")

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You guys think _you_ got it bad? There’s only so much love a goddess of love can handle! Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/24 "2004-12-08T04:55:53Z")

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[sub]Yeah, but love doesn’t leave marks!  
…um, at least not usually…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/25 "2004-12-08T04:57:02Z")

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Hehehe. We’ll see about _that_. 😉

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/26 "2004-12-08T04:58:22Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> [sub]Yeah, but love doesn’t leave marks!  
> …um, at least not usually…[/sub]

It does if you do it right! 😃

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/27 "2004-12-08T05:01:18Z")

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[sub]Uh oh. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/28 "2004-12-08T05:09:16Z")

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Hey you all need to back off. I said hi to her first.

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/29 "2004-12-08T05:09:27Z")

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**Why Are We Whispering?!?**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/30 "2004-12-08T05:11:13Z")

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We’re trying to keep up the pretense that things are completely normal around here!  
Uh oh.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/31 "2004-12-08T05:12:47Z")

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:smack:

I do _not_ flirt outrageously with everyone.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/32 "2004-12-08T05:26:27Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> I do _not_ flirt outrageously with everyone.

The goat says otherwise. :eek:  
…  
😃

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/33 "2004-12-08T05:47:01Z")

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Ahem!

The book says men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

So **Girl From Mars** , please explain!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/34 "2004-12-08T05:49:43Z")

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Qualifier: I do not flirt outrageously with goats or, even worse, **Keapon Laffin**. Hmmmph. 😛

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/35 "2004-12-08T06:31:19Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Qualifier: I do not flirt outrageously with goats or, even worse, **Keapon Laffin**. Hmmmph. 😛

We shall see, we shall see

Well , lookeee here

[The Proof](http://www.manticore.ca/declan/goat1.jpg)

Declan

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/36 "2004-12-08T06:34:30Z")

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> [@Declan](#):
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> We shall see, we shall see
> 
> Well , lookeee here

GASP! How did you get my picture?  
:eek:

Umm, she was just rubbing my back, okay?  
Its not what it looks like!

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/37 "2004-12-08T19:50:00Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> Ahem!
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> The book says men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
> 
> So **Girl From Mars** , please explain!!
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> 😃

I have a guy friend who’s always telling me that I’m not like the other girls - so I thought that Girl from Mars was the appropriate name for me. Plus the song rocks.

P.S. do you believe everything you read? 😉

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/38 "2004-12-08T23:09:09Z")

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_waves_ welcome to the madhouse. Feel free to jump in anywhere. 🙂 (has she done the tour yet? The Pit, too?)

> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> Your tongue is \*how \* long?  
> :eek:

Do NOT tell **Giraffe**. You know how he is about his…appendage.

> [@silenus](#):
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> Originally Posted by Sunspace  
> Yeah, but love doesn’t leave marks!  
> …um, at least not usually…  
> It does if you do it right!

Silenus, please email me. Instantly. 😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/39 "2004-12-08T23:14:07Z")

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Great! \*\*A Girl from Mars \*\* is now on the board. Now I can be shot down by women from other planets too.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-while-the-goats-busy-with-spicetea-and-crimmsy/278655/40 "2004-12-09T01:48:26Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> Since when have we decided on alpacas?

Since our supplier misheard **twickster** ’s quety about the possibility of an [Al Packer](http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/MEATpacker.html)-themed initiation ceremony. Of course, if she’s anything like her male counterpart, the **Girl From Mars** stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now she only eats guitars…

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