# ...And you are?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 31, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244 "2005-05-31T18:04:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/181 "2005-06-02T16:10:01Z")

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> [@Gorgonzola](#):
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> \<snip\>The overall bitchiness of many Dopers puts me off posting. Needless aggravation is not my thing. I lurk, therefore I am.

I know what you mean about the overall bitchiness, but if we don’t post less bitchily, then the bitchiness wins.

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/182 "2005-06-02T16:16:49Z")

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Hello, my name’s Ragiel.

I practice psychiatry, which does mean I can write scripts. If it’s a mental-illness deal, I usually know what talking about.

I’m also one of those mostly-lurkers but will bring in some information if I think it will help.

My posts do have this tendency to read as if composed with pursed lips and a humorless attitude, but in fact I’m usually sitting here shrieking with laughter.

Thank you all very much, very glad to make your acquaintance, nicetameetya …

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/183 "2005-06-02T16:17:43Z")

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> [@Gorgonzola](#):
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> I’m Gorgonzola. I’m fond of cheese.
> 
> I’m married to **Sam Stone**. Some of you may be familiar with him.
> 
> The overall bitchiness of many Dopers puts me off posting. Needless aggravation is not my thing. I lurk, therefore I am.

Your user name makes me hungry. I am also fond of cheese!

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/184 "2005-06-02T16:19:54Z")

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Hi to all, I am ExtraKun, formerly LostCause. I am in no way related to the famed Exar Kun, the famous Dark Sith in Star Wars, but friends keep calling me that because I do have a “Kun” in my name somewhere.

I don’t have much to contribute here, beside the occasional spoofs and my limited amount of computing knowledge. Usually I just lurk and look.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/185 "2005-06-02T16:43:42Z")

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I’m norinew. I didn’t realize until way after I’d picked it as my username that people would read it as “nori new”. It’s really my first name and last initial, just like my email addy. That lack of imagination has made me an unspectacular poster.

I’m probably best known for my “Ask the Baha’i” thread, “Ask the ex phone sex operator” thread, and threads bitching about my oldest daughter.

I’m not completely unknown, but no way I’m up to snuff when it comes to labeling the “cool Dopers”. I do _love_ dopefests, though, and go to as many as I can.

Oh, and I recognize most of the names in this thread, including the OP, who I remember as incredibly cute. Now I feel guilty for thinking that, because I am _so_ old enough to be his mother! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/186 "2005-06-02T16:50:07Z")

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> [@Licentious Ectomorph](#):
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> That should be “kool kids.” :smack: :rolleyes:

Oh, we definitely have our kooky side as well. 😉

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/187 "2005-06-02T16:52:04Z")

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> [@xbuckeye](#):
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> Oh – I’m not –  
> I’m just here to –  
> I don’t have –  
> I’m here with –  
> Um – Mark  
> Mark – I’m Mark  
> Well – this is quite an operation

Sit down Mark, we’ll continue the affirmation.  
(Was everyone else just going to leave this poor guy hanging?)

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**Author:** ![serious\_lark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@serious\_lark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/serious_lark)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/188 "2005-06-02T16:59:33Z")

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I’m relatively new to SDMB, having been converted from lurker to occasional poster by my husband **trupa**. By the way, when **trupa** describes himself as non-witty, uncool, but sidekick material - he’s being entirely too hard on himself. He supplies at least 50% of the brain in this relationship, which is a good thing considering how my brain seems to have shrunk after giving birth to trusquirt almost 3 years ago.

I enjoy putting in my two cents in IMHO and MPSIMS, particularly for relationship issues, but can occasionally be tempted by an interesting thread in GQ. My postings often are the kiss of death for the thread, though. :o

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/189 "2005-06-02T17:11:47Z")

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So what’s supposed to happen when several hundred certified thread-killers all post to the same thread?

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/190 "2005-06-02T17:15:46Z")

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Thank you for that info, **John Carter of Mars**. Now I have a new doper crush.  
Mmmmm, country boys!

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/191 "2005-06-02T17:25:46Z")

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> [@ExtraKun](#):
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> Hi to all, I am ExtraKun, formerly LostCause. I am in no way related to the famed Exar Kun, the famous Dark Sith in Star Wars, but friends keep calling me that because I do have a “Kun” in my name somewhere.

Which episode was Exar Kun in? I don’t remember any of the Siths having names other than Darth something-or-other. Or is this name from one of the many unofficial SW books?

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**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/192 "2005-06-02T17:42:20Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> I always notice you because you live fairly close to me. I tend to notice people with whom I have something in common, even if that commonality is only in my mind.
> 
> Like **inkleberry**. I’ve never mentioned this outright, but we have lots and lots in common. Sons around the same age, former careers as clinicians but now working as career counselors, kids who won’t sleep. I know there’s more that I can’t think of off the top of my (not caffeinated enough) head, but a lot of times when I read some fact in one of your posts, I think, “Well, that shouldn’t surprise me. I think/am/have the same thing.”  
> .

Let’s go get a drink! Or something. Email me. Don’t worry, I’ll forget your name too! I have that superability. I’ve forgotten the names of dates while we were in bed. That’s always awkward.

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**Author:** ![dcordell1960](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@dcordell1960](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcordell1960)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/193 "2005-06-02T17:44:26Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Boy, this thread really scared the lurkers out of the woodwork! Quick! Shine the light over there! There’s another one! _ivylass goes chasing, broom in one hand, a plate of chocolate chip cookies in the other_

_running…_

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/194 "2005-06-02T18:26:45Z")

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Near as I can tell, a singularity occurs, thereby destroying all space-time.  
Or one of them eventually kills the thread. Not sure which yet.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/195 "2005-06-02T18:43:37Z")

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> [@raz](#):
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> Thank you for that info, **John Carter of Mars**. Now I have a new doper crush.  
> Mmmmm, country boys!

Yes. Well, umm, gee… _digs toe of boot in ground_ You’re very pretty.

Care to dance some two-step? 😉

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/196 "2005-06-02T18:48:15Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> _Hey!_ So I’m not a size 8 anymore. I _have_ lost ten pounds this year!

\< ------- Pats belly sullenly. Yeah, and I can tell you exactly where it went, too !!

Cartooniverse, who is largely unknown, mildly loathed by those I’ve pissed off and tolerated by a small cadre. 😃 ( and who has sat at **Eve’s** arm at lunch. )

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/197 "2005-06-02T22:24:59Z")

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Where the hell did **ivylass** go with those cookies?

:: pouts ::

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**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/198 "2005-06-02T23:04:55Z")

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Hi, I’m **Twoflower**. When I was trying to think up a user name, I kinda liked the idea of a literary reference of some sort. Little did I realize I was stepping into a whole nest of Pratchett fans, many of whom are far more familiar than I with things Diskworld. I can’t think of anything better to change it to, though, so here I am.

I mostly just lurk, and toss in an occasional comment here and there if I have something to say, but I don’t usually get involved in long discussions.

I’m your basic middle-aged divorced guy with too much time on my hands. Like **DesertGeezer** , I used to think I knew quite a bit. Silly me!

Any cookies left???

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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/199 "2005-06-02T23:10:08Z")

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Hi, I’m **Dante**! You might remember me from such threads as [Insurance for the Cataclysmically Stupid](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236970) and [Tales of the Sweaty, Feculent Herd](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=237296). One was even nominated for Threadspotting!

I usually only post when I think I may have something funny to say, so I see my mission here as one of comic relief. Opinions probably vary on my success…

Also, I can answer questions on insurance for Canadians.

Other than that, I’m pretty much fluff.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-are/306244/200 "2005-06-03T00:04:47Z")

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> [@DarkSideoftheFloyd](#):
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> I’m **DarkSideoftheFloyd**. Usually called “Floyd” by people who like me, “That fuckin’ black goth chick” by people who dislike me, and “You” by people who don’t know me.
> 
> My presence is usually evidenced by the tons of guys buzzing around me. Guys want to be with me, and girls want to be me. Or be with me.
> 
> _Bahaha, yeah, right_.
> 
> Seriously, though. If you ever met me at a Dopefest, I’d be the one either reading or drawing in the corner. I have no “significant other” and I’d like it to stay that way.
> 
> One of these days, I will take over the world and force all the people to do my bidding. Somehow.

Did someone in the thread ask you out? Maybe I missed it…

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