# And You May Find Yourself Living in a Shotgun Shack **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 28, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146 "2002-05-28T07:39:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/1 "2002-05-28T07:39:27Z")
**And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack,** And you may find yourself in another part of the world… ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/2 "2002-05-28T07:44:48Z")
**THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/3 "2002-05-28T08:30:02Z")
Don’y you miss it! Don’t you miss it! _some of you people have just about missed it…_ ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/4 "2002-05-28T09:44:11Z")
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/5 "2002-05-28T09:45:46Z")
And you may ask yourself: Well… ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/6 "2002-05-28T09:51:00Z")
Three Hun-Dred Six-ty Five De-Grees . . . \*\*BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/7 "2002-05-28T10:13:43Z")
Psycho Chicken-- “What the f-ck?” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/8 "2002-05-28T10:56:17Z")
Do I smell, I smell home cooking. It’s only the river, only the river. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/9 "2002-05-28T11:49:30Z")
Lost my shape trying to act casual. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/10 "2002-05-28T11:58:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*Lost my shape trying to act casual. \*\* That’s what you get for wearing such a big suit. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/11 "2002-05-28T12:10:13Z")
I don’t have to prove…that I am creative! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/12 "2002-05-28T12:25:45Z")
[Saturday Night Live parody] You may ask yourself: Why the big suit? You may ask yourself: Doesn’t he have a tailor?[/SNLP] ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/13 "2002-05-28T13:02:20Z")
Baby baby, he’s just a baby, I’m gonna’ make him stay up all night. ---
**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/14 "2002-05-28T13:08:50Z")
We’re on a road to nowhere ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/15 "2002-05-28T13:19:35Z")
say something once, why say it again ---
**Author:** ![tetsusaru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tetsusaru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tetsusaru)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/16 "2002-05-28T13:43:56Z")
We burned our notebooks - what good are notebooks? ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/17 "2002-05-28T13:48:33Z")
This used to be real estate, now its only fields and trees… ---
**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/18 "2002-05-28T13:49:08Z")
Self: What have I done?! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/19 "2002-05-28T14:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*[Saturday Night Live parody] You may ask yourself: Why the big suit? > You may ask yourself: Doesn’t he have a tailor?[/SNLP] \*\* And you may ask yourself: didn’t that store have a mirror? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146/20 "2002-05-28T14:21:39Z")
Anyone besides me heard Big Daddy’s melding of the lyrics to “Once in a Lifetime” and the tune to “The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)”? Sheer genius. _Saaaaaaaaaame old… Saaaaa-aaaaa-aaaame old… Same old way that it ever was…_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-may-find-yourself-living-in-a-shotgun-shack/111146.md?page=2)