# and you thought gerbiling was imposible... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216 "2000-08-05T06:09:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/41 "2000-08-07T00:18:31Z")
I’m so deliciously evil. I sent the link to one friend, with the subject as “How to say I love you.” and a blank message except for the link. Then I sent it to another friend, with the subject as “Janey, we need to talk about this.” with the message blank except for the link. Heh heh. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/42 "2000-08-07T01:19:43Z")
**HOMER** LMAO You are one sick bastard. I wish I’d thought of that. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/43 "2000-08-07T02:15:42Z")
I hadn’t thought about that handy, good point. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/44 "2000-08-07T02:52:30Z")
Look, I have no problem with kids seeing nudity, and I think it is even okay for older kids to see some porn. (I mean, all kids sneak looks at the girlie mags as it is.) But I can assure you, Revtim, that this was no ordinary stretched open anus. Probably best that the link was removed. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/45 "2000-08-07T03:46:51Z")
> [@](#): > > But I can assure you, Revtim, that this was no ordinary stretched open anus. OMG! That’s my new sig. It’s a must. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/46 "2000-08-07T16:04:54Z")
Heh, I saw Homer’s new sig in another thread before I read the response it came from. For a second I’m like “Wha?” before the gears meshed. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/47 "2000-08-07T17:28:28Z")
If anyone has a second to e-mail me the link, I’d sure appreciate it. I have a file full of gross shit like this that I use to print greeting cards to that “special someone”, this one sounds perfect for those “assholes” on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/48 "2000-08-07T19:35:32Z")
someone mind sending me the link? my email is [ldrbryan@yahoo.com](mailto:ldrbryan@yahoo.com) and if someone is intersed I’ve got a picture of a woman, and a mouse. (only in the intersts of gerbeling that is) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/49 "2000-08-07T20:21:29Z")
My e-mail is: [guinealicecher@hotmail.com](mailto:guinealicecher@hotmail.com) (my e-mail for THIS site, that is) Although, it would be better off to reach me at: [sutter@stargate.net](mailto:sutter@stargate.net) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/50 "2000-08-07T22:51:20Z")
OH! I want the link! I know people to send that to like Homer did! My email is listed here. Can someone send it please? Thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Don](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e95f7d/32.png) [@Engineer\_Don](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Don)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/51 "2000-08-07T23:27:46Z")
Can someone e-mail me the link? My big brother just had a colonoscopy last Wednesday, and I thought I should send him a little “here’s looking at you, kid” type greeting, now that I know it turned out OK and all. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/52 "2000-08-07T23:34:54Z")
Now my curiosity has been piqued. If it’s that good, I have a whole list of people who deserve to get it in their “In” boxes. My email’s at the bottom, there, if anyone would be so good as to give me the link. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/53 "2000-08-08T00:10:09Z")
Don, ol’ buddy, I’ve been satisfying link requests all day, but I can’t without your Email. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![eggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@eggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eggo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/54 "2000-08-08T00:30:17Z")
sorry to those who receved it twice, I didn’t know homer was giving it away (no pun intended) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/55 "2000-08-08T04:00:09Z")
I, too, am a sick mofo. And curious as all hell. Send me the link, send me the link! [JMSPOOFE@Hotmail.com](mailto:JMSPOOFE@Hotmail.com) ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/56 "2000-08-08T04:21:22Z")
Send it to me too. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/57 "2000-08-08T06:37:55Z")
Oh, send it to me. I want to see if I can freak out Mr. Rilch. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/58 "2000-08-08T06:50:57Z")
Oh, okay. Me too… * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Three months, four weeks, two days, 4 hours, 46 minutes and 1 second. 4847 cigarettes not smoked, saving $605.99. Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 19 hours, 55 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/59 "2000-08-08T09:26:57Z")
I think I one-upped Tim. Instead of just sending the link around, I attached my head to Mr. Well-hung (the Giver) and sent it to a friend with a brief message stating, basically, “Only this picture can show how I truly feel about you.” Should be a larf. ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/60 "2000-08-08T11:47:34Z")
Me too!, It can’t be anyworse than the shit my ‘friend’ showed me from [bangedup.com](http://bangedup.com). There was a movie of a guy getting his head cut off. Hmmm. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216.md?page=4)