# and you thought gerbiling was imposible...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216 "2000-08-05T06:09:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/81 "2000-08-20T01:49:53Z")

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Check your box Freyr.

…that’s email box you sickos

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/82 "2000-08-20T01:59:21Z")

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I’ve seen a picture of an anesthetized anus, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like the photo being described.

Umm…could someone email me a link?

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/83 "2000-08-20T02:26:19Z")

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Ok OK OK…

Please send the link to [revtim@excite.com](mailto:revtim@excite.com)

Thanks

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/84 "2000-08-20T02:35:57Z")

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Well, now, that was interesting.

Definitely not an anesthetized anus.

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/85 "2000-08-20T02:45:55Z")

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I’m quite curious myself, can someone send me the link too? [KAZ950@aol.com](mailto:KAZ950@aol.com)

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/86 "2000-08-20T03:23:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix \*  
> \*\*Definitely not an anesthetized anus. \*\*

Excuse me for being an idiot, but what in the hell is an **anesthetized anus** (besides a good name for a band)?!!

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**Author:** ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/87 "2000-08-20T03:41:40Z")

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Ok, I’ve read two pages of posts about an anus I haven’t seen. If someone has the time, could they pass me the anus?  
😃

```
      over@paintballmaxx.com
```

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/88 "2000-08-20T04:16:19Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
> \*\*I’m so deliciously evil.
> 
> I sent the link to one friend, with the subject as “How to say I love you.” and a blank message except for the link.
> 
> Then I sent it to another friend, with the subject as “Janey, we need to talk about this.” with the message blank except for the link.
> 
> Heh heh.
> 
> –Tim \*\*

DOTGFROTFLMAOSHIC  
Dead on the ground from rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I choked. I have never laughed so hard any anything on here.

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/89 "2000-08-20T06:07:39Z")

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okay…i’ve held off for days. Please send it to me. [jazzmine1@hotmail.com](mailto:jazzmine1@hotmail.com)

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**Author:** ![hightechburrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@hightechburrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hightechburrito)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/90 "2000-08-20T12:05:39Z")

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Oh, what the hell!  
[hightechburrito@yahoo.com](mailto:hightechburrito@yahoo.com)

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**Author:** ![orestes543](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b5e925/32.png) [@orestes543](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orestes543)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/91 "2000-08-20T16:04:53Z")

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Just like Jazzmine, I’ve been waiting for days and curiosity has finally gotten the better of me. Here’s my e-mail:

```
 stargazer897@yahoo.com

```

Thanks in advance. Bye for now! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/92 "2000-08-20T16:08:49Z")

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You know what would be quite funny? Posting a message in this thread like:

* * *

Please send me the link too!

## [address@wherever.com](mailto:address@wherever.com)

But you put the address of someone you dislike, instead of your own. The shmoe then then gets an unrequested asshole in the mail from somebody they never heard of.

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/93 "2000-08-20T16:26:07Z")

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Okay, I’m offically sorry I asked. My retinas are scarred and I don’t believe that I can fully be a delicate little female any more.

god.

ack.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/94 "2000-08-20T17:50:02Z")

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Sue Duhnym–

An “anesthetized anus” (I hope I spelled that right) occurs when the sphincter muscle is anesthetized and thus ‘relaxed’ for certain medical procedures. I’m not sure how this is done, but the result is a cavernous-looking, wide open anus. Very interesting to look at, and quite different from the picture being discussed in this thread.

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**Author:** ![CLedet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@CLedet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CLedet)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/95 "2000-08-20T19:47:03Z")

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Send me the link…please don’t tell anyone, they may think I’m a sicko or something.  
[CLedet@aol.com](mailto:CLedet@aol.com)

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/96 "2000-08-21T15:46:40Z")

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…We are not amused!

_sigh_ You’re right, that’s a…uh…well…hrm… a sight.

Now I’ll have that image floating my head all day at work. I’ve already got a headache, so why not… _THAT_

C’mon, that’s got to be a photo-manip. I mean, by the position of the fingers, especially, no one could do… uh _THAT_, right?

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/97 "2000-08-21T16:23:29Z")

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Okay. Send it to me. I have no desire to look at it but I owe my bf who sent me a really nasty pic at work. After all of your guarantees about how gross it is, I know it’s perfect (I will not look at it, yuck!). Thanks  
[poysyn@hotmail.com](mailto:poysyn@hotmail.com)

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/98 "2000-08-21T20:40:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Poysyn \*  
> **Okay. Send it to me. I have no desire to look at it but I owe my bf who sent me a really nasty pic at work. After all of your guarantees about how gross it is, I know it’s perfect (I will not look at it, yuck!).**

Suuuurrrrrreeeeee ya won’t, we believe ya. 😃 You’re not curious at all, we understand :D.

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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-you-thought-gerbiling-was-imposible/28216/99 "2000-08-21T21:21:31Z")

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(I started to say, “…with baited breath” but thought better of it.)

[jesuslynch@yahoo.com](mailto:jesuslynch@yahoo.com)

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