Someone just pointed out to me that he likely meant for that to read “flash each other a smile” or something like that. I should have been able to figure that out myself.
“They” use cancer to kill people? “The Bush/Clinton clan strikes again”? (A big WTF on the “Bush/Clinton” bit.)
I can’t tell if I should be losing hope for humanity or not. Technology is making it increasingly obvious how many idiots there are out there, and it is also making it so much easier for them to share that idiocy. We’ve managed to survive millennia with a high proportion of idiots in the gene pool, but that ability to share the idiocy may finally tip the scales against us.
Idiocy has always been shared. Just look at history.
I clicked the first Breitbart-death thread I could find and, wow, didn’t take long.
I’m hoping it was severe constipation causing an internal fart embolism that flooded his heart with hydrogen sulfide and starved his brain of oxygen. Probably not medically possible, but so were most of the man’s posts not factually possible.
No, no, 3 needs to be “Profit, Opal!”
Look, ya wanna talk suspiciously-politically-fortuitous-for-somebody deaths, Breitbart don’t make the Top 5 (among contemporary instances); let’s start with Paul Wellstone.
Remember the 2000 Senate race in New York, when Giuliani got prostate cancer and dropped out? What did Hillary ever do with her other two wishes?
Well good things happen to good people, right?
The same technology also makes it easier to share wisdom, or to seek it, hence this Board.
Sympathies go out to the family who are suffering, but the bottom line is the guy was the worst kind of political loudmouth, dishonest, corrupt and full of vitriol. I am not in the least bit sorry the guy is dead.
They would flash their high-beams while driving past one another. Unfortunately for Breitbart, he kept doing it up until the final minutes of his life. Eyewitnesses have stated that minutes before collapsing, he was driving, flashed his lights at an oncoming car driving without their lights on, and was murdered in a GANG INITIATION!
Awww yeah…I’m getting the hang of this whole “batshit crazy” thing now…
Hmm . . . I guess that rules out autoerotic asphyxiation, too . . . 
Walking down the street in Los Angeles? Cmon, there’s a limit to what I’ll believe!
True. But you reap what you sow. If someone wanted to go piss on his grave, I wouldn’t hand them a Big Gulp. But I wouldn’t protest either. The guy was a bottomfeeder of the crassest sort.
I confess, it was me. Did it with hate rays. My legal defense fund accepts Pay Pal. Thought I’d mention that.
Now that made me laugh–when I lived in LA I met people who were incredulous that I often walked to a Starbucks three blocks away.
“Nobody walks in LA!” – Missing Persons, “Walking in LA”
I’m beginning to suspect it was all planned from the beginning. It had to be simple to work.
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Brietbart announces he has damning video of Obama doing something damning while in college - no details, of course, let 'em speculate, but by golly, it’s DAMNING stuff!
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Brietbart waits a short but appropriate amount of time: enough not to look too urgent, but not so long that people forget that he said he has DAMNING video he was going to release soon.
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Brietbart DIES - this is the brilliant part; it had to look unexpected, and had to look like it MIGHT be natural causes but with odd enough circumstances to get the people wondering - thus throwing all sorts of suspicion on the Obama administration. Being 60-something would have never worked; that’s just a little too old to be suspect for enough people. And faking it was right out, why risk getting outed later and ruining the whole gambit? No, he planned it just right, and the conspiracy theories and questions about where the (non-existent, of course) videos are will put a damper on the rest of Obama’s campaign.
Mark my words, Brietbart is laughing at all of us right now. Or, would be, if he didn’t have to die for his wonderful plan.
What a shock that one of them is Mancow.
:rolleyes:
I have a totally falsified report that the Mormons have baptised him.