# andrewdt85, You Gibber And Rave Like A Gibbering Raving Thing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 20, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997 "2005-11-20T23:44:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/41 "2005-11-21T10:20:16Z")

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> [@csharpmajor](#):
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> Yes, yes, sorry. No more posts about tipping u\_u

Thank you! Here’s a couple of links for ya. [Link 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336017&highlight=tipping) , [Link 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328946&highlight=tipping)

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/42 "2005-11-21T11:03:25Z")

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He’s certainly a funny little man, isn’t he.

I hope he gives up and goes back to writing angry letters in green ink to the editor of his local free paper.

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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/43 "2005-11-21T12:11:11Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Has he always been this bad, or is someone pulling a prank on him? Maybe someone else is using his account. I can’t believe how stupid he has been this weekend.  
> I’ve noticed his postings a little before today; he seemed mostly harmless. It is almost as if someone or something has possessed him.
> 
> Jim

If it is someone else using his account, it’s also someone else who knows his posting style or is just as lazy as him with regards to typing out simple words like “because” or “with”.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/44 "2005-11-21T12:21:28Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> It could be worse.
> 
> Looking at his profile, it seems **Scott Plaid** has been on sabbatical while **andrewdt85** has been on his spree. Imagining them in the same thread or, worse yet, arguing with one another is the stuff nightmares are made of.

**Scott\_Plaid** has confined his activities lately to CS and MPSIMS. When he is not called upon to construct an actual debate or argument, I think he’s a bright and interesting poster who meaningfully interacts with the board’s members. I never woulda thunk it from his debut, but there you have it.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/45 "2005-11-21T12:54:25Z")

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andrewt85:

> [@](#):
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> I AM NOT A FUCKING STUPID FUCK. AND IF I, A FUCKING CASHIER/BAGBOY AT A FUCKING GROCERY STORE

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90)

That pretty much sums him up.

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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/46 "2005-11-21T13:41:38Z")

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Here’s a game for you **andrewt85**

It’s a word scramble. For every word you unscramble, highlight the spoiler box for your prize!

UHTS

No Peeking! Did you get it? Nope , not ‘Huts’. Good try though. _Sigh_, okay ‘Tush’, close enough - here’s your prize: STOP USING ALL CAPS, IT PISSES PEOPLE OFF BECAUSE YOU’RE YELLING AT THEM!!! \<—see?

HTE

C’mon, this one’s eas… no ‘Het’ isn’t a word. But hey, for you - what the hell! Here’s your prize: Use coloured text [del]infrequently[/del] less. A lot less.

UKCF

‘Fuck’. Yes that’s right. Yes I understand you hear that one a lot. Okay, here’s your prize: Start less threads and put more thought, waaaaay more thought into them when you do.

PU

‘Up’. Yea! Two in a row! Here ya go: Read the stickies at the top of each forum. Start threads in the forum they fit and they won’t get moved.

Grand Prize:Tush Het Fuck Up

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/47 "2005-11-21T14:18:25Z")

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I’ve never encountered this melonhead before today, but I must say, I was really hoping that these:

> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> [A half-witted dump on doctors in general and **Qagdop** in particular.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345709)
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> [A doltish attack on the concept of great men in general and Quentin Tarantino in particular.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345708)
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> [An addle-pated post-count thread, as if _that_ were cause for celebration, in a forum with a sticky asking you not to do that.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345720)
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> [A cretinous question in ATMB about why the aforementioned thread was closed, when the answer had been clearly stated.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345722)

… were the actual thread titles. 😃

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**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/48 "2005-11-21T16:27:03Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Post 9 is the payoff: is there nothing too stupid for this maroon to post?

OMG, I feel entirely conflicted. I have an answer to that post, but am hesitant to discuss potty-matters (and certainly don’t want to become a part of that thread). Aw, what the hell – we had similar occurences at my fraternity that earned the moniker “phantom shitter”; in the end, it was attributable to plumbing issues.

Ach…I’ll try to forget this ever came up, and I hope you all forgive me for putting in my $0.02.

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/49 "2005-11-21T16:28:31Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> andrewt85: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90)
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> That pretty much sums him up.

Hey, he doesn’t speak for all 20-year-old cashiers/baggers. Some of us are perfectly capable of lurking and coming out to kvetch in IMHO every now and then and not making asses out of ourselves.

Anyone who posts in all caps that he is not a stupid fuck is pretty much a stupid fuck by definition, though. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![deevee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@deevee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deevee)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/50 "2005-11-21T17:46:18Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Sadly, we lack a “crayon” font.

He’d only eat it.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/51 "2005-11-21T17:57:22Z")

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He does like to respond to his own OPs, doesn’t he? I’ve wandered into several of the threads he’s started where he’s the first two or three replies.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/52 "2005-11-21T18:25:51Z")

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You know, I’m beginning to wonder. If he’s not really just…off his meds. I mean for real, not sarcastic as it’s often used.

I mean, months of benign Doperhood. Followed by a huge burst of shite, even within hours. The self important tone. The jumping from one topic to another. The use of orange (ok, I don’t know if that’s in the DSM IV but perhaps it should be). All speaks of someone in the manic phase of a bipolar cycle.

I know, I know, I know…anyone diagnosing someone over a message board is talking out there ass and I admit to doing so. But I’m just trying to come up with a more benevolent interpretation than the more obvious “he’s an asshole”.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/53 "2005-11-21T18:29:27Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> andrewt85: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6818867&postcount=90)
> 
> That pretty much sums him up.

Wow…that’s some painful stupid right.

He sure done told us, ya’ll!

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/54 "2005-11-21T19:38:44Z")

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Looks like he doesn’t have the _cojones_ to come out and play. Still dumping like a motherfucker in his other Pit threads, though.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/55 "2005-11-21T20:06:26Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Looks like he doesn’t have the _cojones_ to come out and play. Still dumping like a motherfucker in his other Pit threads, though.

Hey Case, that is one of the best Thread Titles I have ever read.  
The truly sad part is that it is accurate. I hope \*\*andrewdt85 \*\* gets better meds and stops gibbering like Gibbering Raving Thing.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/56 "2005-11-21T20:31:28Z")

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I’m not convinced that he needs meds, though. I know quite a few 20 year olds. That’s how they talk. Some rambling nonsense and then OH!!! I JUST SHOWED YOU!!! BURN!!! 😛😉😛😃

There’s a fabulous stream-of-conciousness weaving through his threads, too. He starts one about how some guy tried to scam him, then starts one about how we can all help each other out to avoid scams. He starts one about tipping, based on a Tarantino movie, then starts one about how stupid people are to worship Tarantino. You can just see the wheels slo-o-o-wly grinding, as he starts a thread about tipping, goes over to [imdb.com](http://imdb.com) to check the quote, then reads the messages, then gets angry about people worshipping Tarantino, then starts a thread about that. It’s like his mind is working on one pointless thing at a time. And every “thought” that goes through his head deserves its own thread.

He seems obsessed, yes, but he’s like a kid who finally gets to sit at the adults table (and that is odd for me to say, since he’s only 2 or 3 years younger than me), and thinks we all care. He’s not one of those teenagers who thinks he’s all “deep”, he’s not especially full of rage, he doesn’t seem to be under the influence of any fun mind-altering drugs (or else he’s on the world’s longest and most boring trip EVER), he just thinks he’s hilarious and that YEAH WELL, SO’S YOUR FACE!!! LOL!!! is a witty comeback.

And I’m also confused by the threads that start off with two or three unhinged, barely coherent ramblings from him, but are followed by normal responses from people.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/57 "2005-11-21T20:39:10Z")

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He’s 20? God, please don’t tell me i’m going to be like that in a year’s time. I can almost feel the stupidity clawing up over the horizon to get me.  
If anyone asks, i’m 21. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/58 "2005-11-21T21:33:09Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Hey Case, that is one of the best Thread Titles I have ever read.

Thanks. I pinched it off **Blackadder**.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/59 "2005-11-22T00:29:10Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> The use of orange (ok, I don’t know if that’s in the DSM IV but perhaps it should be).

Its’ not in the DSM IV.

Now the DSM IVR…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andrewdt85-you-gibber-and-rave-like-a-gibbering-raving-thing/331997/60 "2005-11-22T00:53:58Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> **Scott\_Plaid** has confined his activities lately to CS and MPSIMS. When he is not called upon to construct an actual debate or argument, I think he’s a bright and interesting poster who meaningfully interacts with the board’s members. I never woulda thunk it from his debut, but there you have it.

I’m \*quite \*sure my opinion doesn’t carry as much weight as **Bricker** ’s does, but I’m going to chime in all the same. I rather like **Scott Plaid** in CS and MPSIMS. I love his CS threads.

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