# Andros, your PC thread-policing is entirely unnecessary

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 26, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139 "2005-07-26T00:24:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/21 "2005-07-26T21:54:53Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Dunno who, exactly, “you bitches” might be, but it doesn’t include me since I’ have, up to this moment, expressed no opinion. But I will now.

OK, you’re not a bitch; you’re a cur. A cur, I tell you!

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> I laugh in your face. If andros is a “PC thread cop,” I’m the bastard offspring of a Shasta daisy and Saint Thomas à Beckett.

OK, OK, I understand now that he’s a bit of right-winger, hence the label “PC” won’t stick. But he _was_ being a bitchy little thread cop, swatting wrists with his ruler and calling “Cite!” like an old maid teacher.

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> You need to review your scorecard before submitting it to the officials. Else you risk a DQ. Lotsa folks in here not of that group.

Perhaps you’re right. Thus far, just **Miller** and **Liberal** to represent the truly fuckheaded right. I don’t participate in many of the political whingings of the board, so I am ignorant in many cases. Ignorant, I tell you!

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/22 "2005-07-26T21:56:41Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Are we reading the same thread?

I don’t know–can you read?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/23 "2005-07-26T21:57:56Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Are we reading the same thread?

Yeah, it’s like: What if they gave a Pitting and no one came?

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/24 "2005-07-26T21:59:17Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> Yeah, it’s like: What if they gave a Pitting and no one came?

That’s THREE for the fuckheaded right! Yippee!

You are allll my bitches!

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/25 "2005-07-26T22:13:14Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Everything _about_ you is asshole, pal. I can’t talk to you, talk about you, look in your direction or live on the same planet with you and not encounter asshole to some degree. Your assholery flows over the contours of the terrain and seeps into the water table. It’s visible from space. There are native tribes that lack writing and numbers yet still have complete mythologies built around the asshole that is Aeschines.

Just wanted to chime in and say that this is a thing of beauty.

Also, **Aeschines** ’ reading comprehension in this thread seems to match his in the linked thread.

Just for the record, I’m pretty sure I’m not part of the “fuckheaded right”.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/26 "2005-07-26T22:18:44Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> Also, **Aeschines** ’ reading comprehension in this thread seems to match his in the linked thread.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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> Just for the record, I’m pretty sure I’m not part of the “fuckheaded right”.

OK, then I’ll put you down as a dim-bulb centrist.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/27 "2005-07-26T22:19:17Z")

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Miller is in no way a right-wing parrot; in fact, I’ve generally thought his positions lean left. Guy must be doing something—like actually thinking for himself—correctly. And I don’t even particularly like the guy, yet I feel compelled to defend him against your, in my opinion, misplaced charges against his character.

Liberal is no extreme right wing nut either. He opposes nearly everything the current administration promotes, and most of what the Republican party has practiced going back to _at least_ Nixon. Liberal is pretty staunchly libertarian—in the classical meaning of the word (as his moniker implies); the way Camille Paglia was using it when she said:

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> My thinking tends to be libertarian. That is, I oppose intrusions of the state into the private realm—as in abortion, sodomy, prostitution, pornography, drug use, or suicide, all of which I would strongly defend as matters of free choice in a representative democracy.

And in fact, Liberal goes further and his provenance as libertarian can be seen in Patrick Henry’s use of the term, “liberty” when he (Henry, not Liberal, Liberal’s not that old) and fought for the effectuation of liberty for all U.S. citizens by championing the Bill of Rights in the Virginia Convention for the ratification of the Constitution.

andros is much of the same mold as Liberal, with perhaps a slightly more left slant on social issues. I kinda think of andros as our Paul Kurtz. He advocates a truly free society which would strive greatly to develop a genuine and useful social conscience.

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> I don’t participate in many of the political whingings of the board, so I am ignorant in many cases. Ignorant, I tell you!

It shows. But my question then would be, why sling the accusations if you’re unsure of their validity?

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/28 "2005-07-26T22:30:33Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Miller is in no way a right-wing parrot; in fact, I’ve generally thought his positions lean left. Guy must be doing something—like actually thinking for himself—correctly.

I don’t see your logic there. If he leans left, then he’s thinking for himself?

People who think correctly for themselves don’t just lean left–they are committed body and soul to the left.

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> And I don’t even particularly like the guy, yet I feel compelled to defend him against your, in my opinion, misplaced charges against his character.

My impression has simply been that he’s a rightwing fuckhead. That may change as he and I get to know each other better.

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> Liberal is no extreme right wing nut either.

No, you’re correct. He’s just a totally fucking retarded libertarian. And libertarians are the very dregs of the political types. They blab more than anyone about things less realistic than anything with a chance of executing their fuct ideas somewhere below nothing.

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> andros is much of the same mold as Liberal, with perhaps a slightly more left slant on social issues.

OK, so he’s Liberal’s little bitch. Thanks for the synopsis.

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> But my question then would be, why sling the accusations if you’re unsure of their validity?

I am justly chastened. But with your help I will soon have everyone pegged and be up to speed on what idiot supports what idiocy. TY!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/29 "2005-07-26T22:38:24Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> I am justly chastened.

Oh, I’m not sure a human lifetime is sufficient to accomplish that particular feat.

It would have to be a generational thing.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/30 "2005-07-26T22:41:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Aeschines\*\*  
I thought the [www.nomarriage.com](http://www.nomarriage.com) site was excellent.  
[/QUOTE]

No insult or joke that could be made about the OP would be more damning than that quote of his from the thread. Seriously, look at that site, and then feel sorry for the troglodyte that is **Aeschines**

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/31 "2005-07-26T22:42:04Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Oh, I’m not sure a human lifetime is sufficient to accomplish that particular feat.
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> It would have to be a generational thing.

Fuck you, man. I bear my soul and you stab me in the ventricle. You kick me in the balls when I’m down.

You and the lot of you are merciless scurvy dogs.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/32 "2005-07-26T22:45:45Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> You kick me in the balls when I’m down.

You were at one point _up?_ I must have looked away for a minute.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/33 "2005-07-26T22:46:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> TY!

Ty who? Ty Webb?

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> I am justly chastened. But with your help I will soon have everyone pegged and be up to speed on what idiot supports what idiocy.

“Don’t be so hard on yourself, judge. You’re a tremendous slouch.”

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/34 "2005-07-26T22:49:53Z")

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> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> No insult or joke that could be made about the OP would be more damning than that quote of his from the thread. Seriously, look at that site, and then feel sorry for the troglodyte that is **Aeschines**

Get a beard man. And get some pussy, you sorry-ass fuck. Try getting laid for once, it’ll do you good.

In case you hadn’t noticed, _in that very thread_ I revised my opinion about that site. This is called “thinking”–try it sometime. You think one thought, then you think another. When the thoughts conflict, you have to change. This is called Hegelian dialectic.

Try it sometime; it’ll do you good.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/35 "2005-07-26T22:50:59Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> You were at one point _up?_ I must have looked away for a minute.

You snooze, you lose. That’s why I got you sorry-ass fuckers whipped!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/36 "2005-07-26T22:51:26Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> Thus far, just **Miller** and **Liberal** to represent the truly fuckheaded right.

I have to ask: exactly what positions, political or social, do I hold that you believe to be conservative, right-wing, or aligned with the mainstream beliefs of the Republican party. Be specific, please! Heck, while you’re at it, why don’t you do the same for **Liberal**? I think the only political beliefs we have in common is that George W. is a disgrace to the Oval Office. I’m just dyin’ to hear how we came to be lumped together in the cavernous, brain-free zone that is the interior of your skull.

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> You and the lot of you are merciless scurvy dogs.

Yar! Best ye batten down yer hatches! Yer in fer a rough boarding action, and no mistake! I’ve not seen sich a thorough keel-haulin’ since Cap’n Morgan caught that wretch pilferin’ from ‘is personal keg o’ grog! A right gruesome fate, 'twas his, infamous fer a generation along the Spanish Main!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/37 "2005-07-26T22:57:26Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> That’s why I got you sorry-ass fuckers whipped!

I thought you _didn’t_ swing that way.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/38 "2005-07-26T22:59:43Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> I thought you _didn’t_ swing that way.

It takes two to tango. My place or yours?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/39 "2005-07-26T23:04:20Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> It takes two to tango. My place or yours?

Already got a date.

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andros-your-pc-thread-policing-is-entirely-unnecessary/314139/40 "2005-07-26T23:06:50Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> Thus far, just **Miller** and **Liberal** to represent the truly fuckheaded right. I don’t participate in many of the political whingings of the board, so I am ignorant in many cases. Ignorant, I tell you!

Holy cow. Saying that you’re “ignorant” is like saying Pol Pot had “a bit of a temper.”

Did you really just say that **Miller** represents “the right?” What a collossal fucking imbecile you are! I’d be dumb-struck if it were coming from anyone else, but the sad part is that that’s far from the stupidest thing you’ve “written” on this message board.

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