# Andy Dick Charged with Sexual Battery...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166 "2018-07-02T16:10:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/21 "2018-07-05T19:19:51Z")

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Wouldn’t it save time to run stories on the days that Andy Dick ISN’T charged with a sex crime?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/22 "2018-07-05T20:38:03Z")

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He’s also done non-sexual roles in gay porn (he played the guy who accidentally hired two chefs for a party in one), which is kind of almost-bottom-of-the-barrel for a once-legitimate actor.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/23 "2018-07-06T05:19:15Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> He’s also done non-sexual roles in gay porn (he played the guy who accidentally hired two chefs for a party in one), which is kind of almost-bottom-of-the-barrel for a once-legitimate actor.

“Bottom of the barrel” does not sound like a non-sexual role.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/24 "2018-07-06T05:34:50Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> “Bottom of the barrel” does not sound like a non-sexual role.

Not INSIDE the barrel… 😃

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/25 "2018-07-06T17:09:09Z")

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The only surprise is the self-control of various editors: I have yet to see the headline “ **Victim Alleges Sexual Battery by Dick**.”

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-charged-with-sexual-battery/817166/26 "2018-07-06T18:55:54Z")

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You can always tell when Andy falls off the wagon. He becomes an obnoxious a-hole whenever he’s drinking.

He had a brief period of sobriety and appeared on Dancing with the Stars. He worked hard and genuinely seemed like a nice guy.

That didn’t last long.

Maybe some time in jail will give him time to sober up and reflect on his life. Get the help he needs.

Alcoholism is a terrible disease.

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