# Andy Dick: Dick **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754 "2008-07-16T21:52:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/1 "2008-07-16T21:52:25Z")
[gets drunk, urinates in public, forcibly yanks down teenager’s top to expose her breasts](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080716/ap_on_en_tv/people_dick;_ylt=Aky.yUrl00pDdnbT.QYP4TKs0NUE) So, yeah. Dick. (Not worthy of a pit thread, IMO, and it’s about a celebrity, so… Anyway, move elsewhere if desired.) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/2 "2008-07-16T21:59:21Z")
His mugshot is seriously crazy looking. When did he morph into Sideshow Bob? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/3 "2008-07-16T22:21:20Z")
Andy Dick is a waste. Waste of oxygen, waste of time, waste of space. This doesn’t surprise me a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/4 "2008-07-16T22:36:47Z")
Yeah, that is an awful, awful picture. Not that Dick is good-looking on the best of days, but damn. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/5 "2008-07-16T22:36:59Z")
A previous [story](http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm) about Jon Lovitz kicking his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/6 "2008-07-16T22:51:59Z")
Best **Celebrity Truth In Naming**. Bets on how long before he’s on the Sex Offender rolls? Always love the Lovitz story. How low do you gotta be to make Lovitz kick your ass? How much of a pussy do you have to be if John Lovitz CAN kick your ass? Definitely one for the [Kerguelen](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Archipelago) Exile Policy, to be implemented when I become Supreme Overlord. (We don’t have another Australia, but this will do.) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/7 "2008-07-16T22:55:17Z")
I saw him in an episode of \*Trading Spaces \*with (I think) Sara Rue. He complained about everything and got his assistant to do the work, while Sara busted her ass. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/8 "2008-07-16T23:42:32Z")
In other news, rumors began circulating today that the Pope is Catholic. ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/9 "2008-07-16T23:52:26Z")
Tell you what, if he doesn’t check out by the end of this year, he’s right at the top of my Death Pool list for 2009! ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/10 "2008-07-16T23:52:43Z")
Lovitz/Dick: July 17, 2007 This: July 16, 2008 But for the leap day, it would have been exactly a year. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/11 "2008-07-16T23:59:33Z")
I was in a bar in L.A. a few months ago and he came in already drunk. He was stumbling around, bumping into everyone (including me), grabbed my friend’s breasts and laughed as we stood there dumbfounded. Glad to see he got what was coming to him. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/12 "2008-07-17T01:12:34Z")
He was with [David Strickland](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0834362/) the night Strickland committed suicide. Which creeps me out a bit. Now, I’m not saying there’s necessarily anything AD could have done, or that anyone can do if someone else is suicidal. But in light of everything else AD has done, it’s not hard to imagine him making some callous remark like, “Not the curtain rod; it’ll snap! You wanna use the chandelier!” and then skipping out in search of more blow. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/13 "2008-07-17T02:21:00Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] He was with [David Strickland](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0834362/) the night Strickland committed suicide. Which creeps me out a bit. Now, I’m not saying there’s necessarily anything AD could have done, or that anyone can do if someone else is suicidal. But in light of everything else AD has done, it’s not hard to imagine him making some callous remark like, “Not the curtain rod; it’ll snap! You wanna use the chandelier!” and then skipping out in search of more blow. [/QUOTE] Spending any length of time with Andy Dick would probably give me \*cause \* for suicide. That picture does not look like him AT ALL. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/14 "2008-07-17T02:38:00Z")
I remember wishing that soembody at the William Shatner roast on Comedy Central had had the common courtesy and “gentlemanliness” to kick his ass until he stopped moving just for the way he was harassing Nichelle Nichols. (You wanna go after a Courtney Love or a Lisa Lampenelli or even a Sarah Silverman perhaps, then fine- they’re crude and media whoring [a lot more talented than Dick, but…], but Nichelle Nichols strikes me as a _lady_ and has certainly never been crude or sexual in public and he should have had the bejesus knocked out of him). I don’t believe that his removal from Jimmy Kimmel during the [Ivanka Trump incident](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0CYi1QeKs) was staged either. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/15 "2008-07-17T02:39:23Z")
He’s \*rich \*and he’s a _celebrity_ and yet he has been _thrown out of strip clubs._ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/16 "2008-07-17T03:43:43Z")
[QUOTE=DrDeth] He’s \*rich \*and he’s a _celebrity_ and yet he has been _thrown out of strip clubs._ :eek: [/QUOTE] Out of STUPID strip clubs that didn’t have the intelligence to run up his credit cards and then kick his ass. Throw him out? _pffft_ Someone in there had some roofies. Knock him out, drain his wallet, dump him in the gutter. Don’t those people know how to deal with rich dicks? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/17 "2008-07-17T03:51:18Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] He was with [David Strickland](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0834362/) the night Strickland committed suicide. Which creeps me out a bit. Now, I’m not saying there’s necessarily anything AD could have done, or that anyone can do if someone else is suicidal. But in light of everything else AD has done, it’s not hard to imagine him making some callous remark like, “Not the curtain rod; it’ll snap! You wanna use the chandelier!” and then skipping out in search of more blow. [/QUOTE] He gave Phil Hartman’s wife the coke she was on when she pulled her grand finale. _And brags about it._ ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/18 "2008-07-17T03:52:26Z")
I’m so out of it not only have I never heard of him, I never heard of the show he was supposedly the star of. I’m glad he’s in jail, however. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/19 "2008-07-17T04:14:38Z")
Never heard of him. I check out his wiki-bio. Never seen him either. ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754/20 "2008-07-17T05:24:55Z")
[Donald Trump will kill both of us](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0CYi1QeKs) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andy-dick-dick/456754.md?page=2)