# Andygirl, a proposal for you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140 "2000-08-21T11:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/21 "2000-08-23T17:24:28Z")
> [@](#): > > Omnicient: I’m going to tell you a secret. > > come closer. > > **Lesbian sex is nothing like pornos.** Yes, I know, my request was for the express purpose of educating myself, and possibly anyone else with $20 on how real people do it. Of course, I _like_ pornos and porn stars, but given the choice I’d take 2 (or 10) real people (gay or straight) having passionate, wild, exhibitionistic sex every single time. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/22 "2000-08-23T18:39:34Z")
oh andygirl…I knew you’d come around and see Johnny for what he really is…a name changing Twistedfatty. Thats all I had…sorry for wasting your time. **Twist** …I think I’m dropping out of the running…my wife is calling me. Damn wife…she ain’t no lesbian. Curse my luck! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/23 "2000-08-23T23:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > **Una, I accept your arrangement. (I’m going to email you back soon- I’ve just been too busy posting here. ;))** Great - you and **quietgirl** can have a couple rooms, and a full bath. You must do your own dishes, and buy your own food. Oh yes, and you will be responsible for playing with the cats whenever possible. But otherwise me and my SO have a very comfortable place. And each room is wired on a DSL-accessable network, so you get a nice fast net connection too! > [@](#): > > **Last night quietgirl came over. We made sugar cookies. At two in the morning. It was great.** All this blather about lesbian porn aside - this is one picture I would love to have. Two loving, young women simply making sugar cookies together. Far more powerful an image than any crude suggestion others have put forth here. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/24 "2000-08-24T00:04:39Z")
Literally, I am a lesbian _trapped_ in a man’s body! O * * * vidi vici veni! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/25 "2000-08-24T00:05:42Z")
Good lord! Isn’t it all the same with guys? Can I join in? Well, can I at least watch! I mean, I’m a straight female, but I have no desire whatsoever to watch two GUYS go at it. Not that I have anything against homosexuality, but that doesn’t float my boat… Why is that? Guys are so obsessed with wanting to watch lesbians, but us gals don’t want to watch two guys…well, not many that I’ve ever heard… Oh well, whatever melts your ice cream… ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/26 "2000-08-24T00:14:54Z")
Actually, we ended up taking some pictures of the sugar cookie making session. Mostly because we were so covered in flour that it was hilarious. When they get developed (I move slowly- don’t hold your breath) I’ll email them to you. Your place sounds nice. 🙂 I might have to perfect my cooking, though… I can make chicken dishes and desert, and that’s about it. What amused me was the way quietgirl separated the sprinkles and made some cookies gay. She’s a little odd. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/27 "2000-08-24T00:21:32Z")
SUGAR COOKIES? Forget the pictures, I just want the cookies…sugar cookies are my favorite…my mommy makes the best ones! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/28 "2000-08-24T00:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > **Actually, we ended up taking some pictures of the sugar cookie making session. Mostly because we were so covered in flour that it was hilarious. When they get developed (I move slowly- don’t hold your breath) I’ll email them to you.** Oh, please do so my dear. I promise to be discreet with them. (Your post set me to thinking - I’m thinking about making Nestle Toll-House cookies with the SO tomorrow night… 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140/29 "2000-08-24T02:04:02Z")
**Oicu812** - That is my best friend’s problem. She is undergoing a sex-change, going from straight man to lesbian woman. StG [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andygirl-a-proposal-for-you/30140.md?page=1)