# AndyY has a secret CRUSH on oldscratch! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811 "2000-12-30T19:01:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/21 "2001-01-01T06:11:20Z")
Sorry Crack’dOff, sounds too… illegal. I do love the poem though. 😃 Hehe, little hangy thingie. And kitti, you know I only liked your for your tiny waist and huge tits. ---
**Author:** ![Rotisivian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@Rotisivian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rotisivian)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/22 "2001-01-01T06:33:01Z")
\ I see you guys have found another place to get into mischief… ---
**Author:** ![Crack\_dOff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Crack\_dOff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crack_dOff)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/23 "2001-01-01T06:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AndYrAStar \* > \*\*Sorry Crack’dOff, sounds too… illegal. > > I do love the poem though. 😃 Hehe, little hangy thingie. > > And kitti, you know I only liked your for your tiny waist and huge tits. \*\* That’s ok. I did meet my wife when she was 17, though. Of course, that was 13 years ago. And yes, I did wait until she turned 18 before I asked her out. I am a gentleman after all, not a lech. Well, mostly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/24 "2001-01-01T06:38:05Z")
Awwwwee, Crack’dOff 🙂 Oh, Hi, Erin. Welcome to the insanity that is the SDMB. You make the 5th person I’ve ‘recruited’. Do I get a free toaster or something? ---
**Author:** ![Ivy\_Kitti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47774/32.png) [@Ivy\_Kitti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivy_Kitti)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/25 "2001-01-02T00:30:47Z")
Hiya Erin. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/26 "2001-01-03T01:24:58Z")
Wow. Take a few days away from the boards while you’re driving cross country and look at what pops up! Strange women professing their undying devotion to the object of my affections, bizarre hijacks that I am not a part of, and Crack’d posting psycho poetry! Aah, we spent 4 days trapped in a car and we still want to be together. Something tells me we’ll be ok. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/27 "2001-01-03T01:41:15Z")
Well, I suggest we take the King Solomon approach. Oldscratch, lie down here. (Whips out a giant cleavers knife.) Who wants steaks? ---
**Author:** ![Crack\_dOff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Crack\_dOff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crack_dOff)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811/28 "2001-01-03T05:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*Well, I suggest we take the King Solomon approach. > > Oldscratch, lie down here. > > (Whips out a giant cleavers knife.) > > Who wants steaks? \*\* Steaks? You’ve got to be kidding! There’s more meat on my cat. If we mechanically separated **oldscratch** , we’d be lucky to get enough meat to make a vienna sausage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/andyy-has-a-secret-crush-on-oldscratch/47811.md?page=1)