# Animal Feud **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 28, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546 "2025-08-28T01:08:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/21 "2025-08-28T12:11:04Z")
1. Dog 2. Monkey 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Pigeon 6. Tiger 7. Mule 8. Elephant 9. Owl 10. Duck ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/22 "2025-08-28T12:15:36Z")
- Dog - Tiger - Cow - Deer - Squirrel - Shark - Horse - Tiger - Bat - Rabbit I said Shark in honor of Jaws’ 50th, but Mosquito probably should be the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/23 "2025-08-28T13:08:37Z")
1. Dog 2. Elephant 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Rat 6. Shark 7. Ox 8. Lion 9. Raccoon 10. Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/24 "2025-08-28T13:38:37Z")
1. Dog 2. Monkey 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Bird 6. Bear 7. Horse 8. Elephant 9. Bat 10. Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/25 "2025-08-28T13:41:29Z")
1. dog 2. lion 3. cow 4. deer 5. pigeon 6. shark 7. horse 8. elephant 9. bat 10. mouse ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/26 "2025-08-28T14:00:36Z")
1. dog 2. lion 3. cow 4. deer 5. squirrel 6. shark 7. horse 8. elephant 9. raccoon 10. dog ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/27 "2025-08-28T15:42:15Z")
1. Dog 2. Lion 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Pigeon 6. Bear 7. Horse 8. Lion 9. Bat 10. Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/28 "2025-08-28T15:59:19Z")
- dog - lion - cow - deer - pigeon - cow (I wanted to write “snake” but I figured that’s not precise enough. Cow is, I think, officially the animal that hurts the most humans, overall) - horse - elephant - bat - bunny ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/29 "2025-08-28T16:58:26Z")
1. Dog 2. Elephant 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Rat 6. Shark 7. Horse 8. Lion 9. Owl 10. Mouse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/30 "2025-08-29T00:37:19Z")
1. dog 2. lion 3. cow 4. deer 5. cat 6. shark 7. horse 8. elephant 9. owl 10. rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/31 "2025-08-29T01:50:35Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > raccoon And, I just now saw one (at night), after not having seen one in years. It was looking at me from the porch roof outside my window, just inches from my face. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/32 "2025-08-29T09:23:55Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I said Shark in honor of Jaws’ 50th, but Mosquito probably should be the answer. I don’t think I matched anyone with my answer, even though I’m pretty sure that mine causes the most harm to people, statistically. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/33 "2025-08-29T09:29:17Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > Cow is, I think, officially the animal that hurts the most humans, overall If harm done by E. coli counts, than yeah, pretty high, but I still think my answer is higher, statistically. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/34 "2025-08-29T09:38:19Z")
1. Cat 2. Monkey 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Squirrel 6. Tiger 7. Draft horse 8. Lion 9. Raccoon 10. Bunny ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/35 "2025-08-29T09:59:04Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Thanks for running this, @Little_Nemo ! Ditto! 😀 ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/36 "2025-08-29T11:18:13Z")
1. Dog 2. Lion 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Pigeon 6. Bear 7. Horse 8. Elephant 9. Owl 10. Mouse ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/37 "2025-08-29T11:18:16Z")
1. Dog 2. Elephant 3. Chicken 4. Deer 5. Rat 6. Bear 7. Horse 8. Lion 9. Raccoon 10. Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/38 "2025-08-29T22:58:55Z")
1. Dog 2. Lion 3. Cow 4. Deer 5. Pigeon 6. Shark 7. Horse 8. Elephant 9. Owl 10. Cat ---
**Author:** ![JWT\_Kottekoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@JWT\_Kottekoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JWT_Kottekoe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/39 "2025-08-29T23:10:01Z")
1. dog 2. zebra 3. cow 4. deer 5. dog 6. lion 7. dog 8. elephant 9. raccoon 10. mouse ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-feud/1022546/40 "2025-09-03T02:11:31Z")
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