# Animal magnatism...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238 "2000-01-28T19:21:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/21 "2000-01-29T04:36:00Z")

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Or the pigeon.

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**-PIGEONMAN-**  
Returns!

[The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **By Popular Demand!** Enjoy, enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/22 "2000-01-30T00:46:00Z")

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Dragons, cats, wolves and foxes.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/23 "2000-01-30T00:48:00Z")

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Hmmm…I appear to be a predator type…

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/24 "2000-01-30T00:58:00Z")

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Goldfish. They’re very stately and regal and they posses attributes that I admire: Courage, ruthlessness, wit and that certain savoir faire that is so difficult to define.

It’s a pity that the nobility of the goldfish is taken for granted.

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/25 "2000-01-30T01:49:00Z")

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Not to mention eaten as a cracker snack! :eek:

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/26 "2000-01-30T03:16:00Z")

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kinda strange, but it used to be Tutles and tortoises. They were …very present, shall I say, when I first moved to New Mexico. I had them in my dreams a lot. They still come to mind, but I’m not drawn to them like I used to be.

currently…  
mmm…

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/27 "2000-01-30T04:12:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by WallyM7:  
> \*\*Goldfish. They’re very stately and regal and they posses attributes that I admire: Courage, ruthlessness, wit and that certain savoir faire that is so difficult to define.
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> It’s a pity that the nobility of the goldfish is taken for granted.\*\*

Well, I doubt you’re David, so I guess that means there’s two of you. I’ll have to let him know there’s another one.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/28 "2000-01-30T05:44:00Z")

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I wonder if the goldfish knows it’s in a bowl . . .  
Dr. Watson  
“Philosophy drips gently from his tongue  
Who hath three meals a day in guarantee.”  
– Christopher Morley

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/29 "2000-01-30T05:55:00Z")

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Horses, and anything affiliated with them–equestrian sports, pets, trail riding, the scruffy Belgian horse pulling the taxi carriage, police horses, Breyer horses, ponies, etc.

My SDMB screen name was chosen partly due to a favorite racing filly of the same name.

I am also drawn to cats, dogs, birds, pythons…pretty much all animal life.

Except ants. Ants are evil and must be destroyed. (and cockroaches)

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_formerly known as LauraRae_

I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.

[Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway)

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/30 "2000-01-30T06:01:00Z")

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I’ve always been partial to wimmins.

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/31 "2000-01-30T07:46:00Z")

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I’ve always felt a special bond with lemmings. Maybe that’s because no one understands why I do the things _I_ do either…

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The Top 10 Greatest Things About Procrastination:

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**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/32 "2000-01-30T08:47:00Z")

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## Ferrets.

I just haven’t been the same since that house fell on my sister.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/33 "2000-01-30T13:18:00Z")

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\<font size=4\>“Animal Magnetism”? Help! get this ferret off my forehead! Get these doormice off my left elbow! A cluster og iguanas on my thigh! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! :eek:

Seriously , a skunk or a mink. The mink swims, climbs, & runs on the ground. He has a wide variety of food sources, & few predators.  
The skunk, on the other hand–he has HIS OWN WAY OF DEALING WITH TROUBLEMAKERS… Nuff said\</font\>

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With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

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**Author:** ![BrainWeasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@BrainWeasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainWeasel)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-magnatism/13238/34 "2000-01-30T13:39:00Z")

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## Definitely wolves. They raised me, after all.

-BrainWeasel

Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage  
[http://brainweasel.home.att.net](http://brainweasel.home.att.net)

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