# Animal Noises - Doper See and Say

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 5, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264 "2003-03-05T16:20:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/1 "2003-03-05T16:20:41Z")

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Hey Dopers - how do you describe the noises that various animals make in your country?

In the U.S.  
a cat says: Meow  
a dog says: rough:  
a rooster says: Cock-a-doodle-doo.  
(A wanton woman says: any cock… never mind, old joke.)  
A cow says: Mooooo  
A lamb says: baaaa

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/2 "2003-03-05T16:25:12Z")

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three singing pigs go “la, la, la…”

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/3 "2003-03-05T17:30:37Z")

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In Swedish:

a cat says: Mjau  
a dog says: Vov  
a rooster says: Kuckeliku  
A cow says: Muuuh  
A lamb says: Bäää

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/4 "2003-03-06T13:23:14Z")

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heh. Onomatopoeia. A fun topic with a fun name.

German:

Cat: miau  
dog: wuff, wau  
rooster: kikerikii  
hen: gluck gluck  
cow: muuuh  
lamb: määäh/ bäääh  
pig: oink oink

Finnish:

cat: miau, kurnau  
dog: hau  
rooster: kukkokiekuu! (the rooster seems to be the most graphic in any given language… 🙂 )  
hen: kot kot kot  
cow: ammuu, muu  
lamb: mää  
pig: röh röh (the h is pronounced with a slight friction, almost like the German ch)  
small songbirds: titityy

Spanish:

cat: miau (I particularly like the purring: ron ron 😃 )  
dog: guau  
rooster: quiquiriquí  
hen: cló-cló  
cow: mu  
lamb: be  
small bird: pío pío

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**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/5 "2003-03-06T14:09:41Z")

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I only know of one my Oma used to imitate:

German

Rooster-- " Kiiiiiii kiiiiiii rrrrrrrrrriiii kiiiiiiiiii" Yep, Universe, had to be there when she did it…

Don’t ask. It was hilarious when she did it.

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**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/6 "2003-03-06T18:18:36Z")

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French:

cat: mee-oo mee-oo, said in a high tone quickly. I don’t remeber how they spell it, I learned it from my French teacher who was from France in 8th grade. I wish I could remember the rest. . . I liked them better than the “American” animal noises

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/7 "2003-03-06T19:20:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*three singing pigs go “la, la, la…” \*\*

NO, NO, NO, You say, that isn’t right! The pigs say “Oink” all day and night.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Bianca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@Miss\_Bianca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Bianca)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/8 "2003-03-06T23:35:28Z")

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Just to add a few more U.S. dog sounds:  
[ul]  
[li]A small dog says “arf.”[/li][li]A big dog says “woof.”[/li][li]A really small dog says “yap! yap! yap!”[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animal-noises-doper-see-and-say/159264/9 "2003-03-07T01:18:07Z")

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And an Owl says: Who or Hoo
