# Animals **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308 "2001-10-24T13:38:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/48db29/32.png) [@WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WH1TE-T1GERESS)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/1 "2001-10-24T13:38:55Z")
I am an animal are you roarrrrrrrrrrrrrr ?? šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/2 "2001-10-24T13:43:50Z")
meyow. SDMB Resident Cat checking in. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/3 "2001-10-24T13:46:14Z")
Iā€™m a little flea. Really, I am. You donā€™t believe me? Oh well, I triedā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/4 "2001-10-24T14:06:29Z")
Iā€™m a little hoarse this morning. \*I know the animalsā€¦are laughing at us They donā€™t even knowā€¦what a joke is I wonā€™t followā€¦animalsā€™ advice I donā€™t careā€¦if theyā€™re laughing at us They say they donā€™t need money Theyā€™re living on nuts and berries They think they know whatā€™s best Theyā€™re making a fool of us\* ā€“ ā€œAnimals,ā€ Talking Heads (1979) ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/5 "2001-10-24T14:19:03Z")
Iā€™m an 8-inch tall levitating purple octopus wearing a fez. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/6 "2001-10-24T14:36:12Z")
Iā€™m a sword. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/7 "2001-10-24T14:42:14Z")
Iā€™m a somewhat feminine reptilian. On my good days. I like lying in sunny spots šŸ™‚ **WHITE-T1GERESS** , please refrain from stepping on me. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/8 "2001-10-24T15:47:56Z")
Well you know, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/9 "2001-10-24T16:02:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Venoma \* > \*\*Iā€™m a somewhat feminine reptilian. On my good days. I like lying in sunny spots šŸ™‚ > > **WHITE-T1GERESS** , please refrain from stepping on me. \*\* I would consider it bad manners if youā€™d try to eat the mouse. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/10 "2001-10-24T16:06:51Z")
Iā€™m a little chikkiboo. Peep, peep, peep. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/11 "2001-10-24T16:09:36Z")
Iā€™m not an animal, but I do have a few cow-orkers. ---
**Author:** ![boomvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@boomvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boomvark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/12 "2001-10-24T23:37:29Z")
Iā€™m some sort of pig; apparently either arboreal or explosive. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/13 "2001-10-25T00:05:59Z")
uh, iā€™ll take Lightning Drake. i would take Dragon, but mekhazzio has permanent dibs. ---
**Author:** ![sandpiper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@sandpiper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandpiper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/14 "2001-10-25T00:09:45Z")
Lions and Tigers and Mice, oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Death-stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@Death-stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death-stalker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/15 "2001-10-25T00:11:13Z")
i am not an animal, iā€™m a Cybrid The NEXT stage in \ ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/16 "2001-10-25T00:13:43Z")
Not so much an animal, but I do bite. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/17 "2001-10-25T00:17:04Z")
Iā€™m a hominid of the family Hominidae. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/18 "2001-10-25T01:19:44Z")
[John Merrick voice] I am not an animal! [/John Merrick voice] ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/19 "2001-10-25T01:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*_I know the animalsā€¦are laughing at us_ > \*\* _We walk on two legs not on four To walk on four legs breaks the law What happens when we break the law? What happens when the rules arenā€™t fair We all know where we go from there To the house of pain!_ ā€“ā€œNo Spill Blood,ā€ Oingo Boingo (1983) ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308/20 "2001-10-25T01:58:34Z")
Iā€™m a sweet, friendly Moray Eel. If youā€™ll just wave to me and dangle those juicy delicious fingers of yours right outside the entrance to my underwater aquarium lair, Iā€™m sure we could get _much_ better acquaintedā€¦! ( Mmmmā€¦ fingers look just like shrimpā€¦) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/animals/89308.md?page=2)