# Aniston GQ Cover. Wow. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976 "2008-12-13T02:36:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/101 "2008-12-16T21:55:28Z")
> [@5-HT](#): > > In that cover photo, she sort of looks like Richard James from Aphex Twin. You’re under arrest for the heinous crime of spank bank robbery. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/102 "2008-12-16T23:25:42Z")
Question: how did they get the tie to stay put? Secod: were the male models gay? ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/103 "2008-12-16T23:35:17Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > Question: how did they get the tie to stay put? > Secod: were the male models gay? Double-stick tape. Possibly. They may also have been professional. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/104 "2008-12-17T15:41:09Z")
Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/105 "2008-12-17T16:31:13Z")
Am I the only one who, when seeing the cover pic, wanted to put an acorn between her paws? ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/106 "2008-12-17T16:35:22Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > Am I the only one who, when seeing the cover pic, wanted to put an acorn between her paws? Is that what the kids are calling it today? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/107 "2008-12-17T17:09:20Z")
> [@lisacurl](#): > > Double-stick tape. > Possibly. They may also have been professional. So yes. Gay. ---
**Author:** ![sulamith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@sulamith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulamith)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/108 "2008-12-17T18:49:41Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > Who does this insult more? Men, from the notion that a good-looking body is the only thing that can possibly matter in a relationship? Or women, for thinking that all breakups must be their fault? > > You’ve insulted all of humanity in a single line. Congratulations, you’re perfect SDMB material. 😛 Thanksabunch! I wish I had more time to post here, but usually all I can do is a quick fly-by every now and then. If I don’t police myself I get sucked in and don’y get anything else done. Ok, ok, coming back to defend my point, and to assure ya’ll I don’t think that every relationship failure is automatically the woman’s fault or that either party is necessarily an awful person for merely getting divorced. Aniston herself has said in legit interviews in Vanity Fair and Vogue (because if it comes from Star or any other mag like it, the quotes are usually fabricated) that she is neurotic and has insecurity issues. She also said during her marriage that if you could follow her for a day you would see that she was “the most pissed off person ever”. Other things that point me to the conclusion that the Pitt-Aniston marriage was going to end, Angelina or no Angelina, was that Aniston and Pitt spent relatively little time together, didn’t appear to share many interests, with Aniston even belittling Brad’s hobbies and him calling their union a “merger” that wasn’t meant to last forever. I think in this case, alot of the vitriol directed at the so-called “other woman” is unjustified because if you look at what both Brad and Jen were doing before he even met Angelina, they both seem pretty unhappy together. To me, Aniston comes across like she is still pretty unhappy, immature, and insecure. She’s almost 40 years old, yet some of the things she has said recently sound like a 12-year old. She has had several other failed relationships since Brad, but all she can do is talk about Brad. This also indicates that she still has issues and she remains pretty unevolved as a human being, IMHO. So yeah, I think she has snakes in her head, so sue me. Brad on the other hand, looks happy as a fat kid with a double-size Snickers. ---
**Author:** ![Cagey\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@Cagey\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cagey_Drifter)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/109 "2008-12-17T18:55:43Z")
Tremendous amount of airbrushing and Photoshopping has gone into that picture, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Cagey\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@Cagey\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cagey_Drifter)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976/110 "2008-12-17T18:56:43Z")
> [@5-HT](#): > > In that cover photo, she sort of looks like Richard James from Aphex Twin. Winner! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aniston-gq-cover-wow/476976.md?page=5)