Yes, he really hit bottem after that.
I knew skydiving is a hobby that costs an arm and a leg, but this is ridiculous!
minor factual interference
he was struck by a different plane than the one he jumped from according to what I heard/read.
interference over…please return to your regulaly scheduled hilarity.
Landing Checklist:
Head?..check!
Shoulders?..check!
Knees?..check!
Toes?..damn…I always forget something. People tell me I’d loose my head if it wasn’t attached!
OK, so I’m not that good at it and all the obvious ones are taken!
And I though having two left feet was bad!
I wonder if he keep his good foot forward?
I hope I never fall a mile in his shoes.
He might be dead, but he can still get his foot in the door.
I’ll stop now
You know, this is almost as bad as that sausage thread. In all fairness, the jokes there were a little more tasteless.
Wouldn’t that be “de-feet”? 
I’m going to hell with the rest of you …