# Ann Coulter gets pwned!  Coulter haters check it out!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721 "2006-07-09T11:51:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/1 "2006-07-09T11:51:01Z")

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Ann Coulter was supposed to be on Adam Corrola’s radio show. She was an hour and a half late and he tells her to get lost.  
I usually don’t have much use for Adam either, but here he really sticks it to Coulter. It is a short audio clip. If you dislike Coulter, you will get a smile out of this.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/2 "2006-07-09T12:33:50Z")

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Linky?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/3 "2006-07-09T12:48:18Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Linky?

[Linky.](Baptist Faith and Message)

Sorry…

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/4 "2006-07-09T12:49:21Z")

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Hmmmm…why are the ads at the bottom for Van Morrison and US MArine Cadence cds?

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/5 "2006-07-09T13:02:08Z")

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> [@newcrasher](#):
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> [Linky.](Baptist Faith and Message)
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> Sorry…

Link doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/6 "2006-07-09T13:06:21Z")

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> [@Xan](#):
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> Link doesn’t work.

Drat.

Copy and paste.

> **[Page not found | Crooks and Liars](https://crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/adam-carolla-hangs-up-on-coulter)**
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> A progressive news blog focusing on political events and the news coverage of them

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/7 "2006-07-09T14:23:38Z")

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Stand by for Mr. Carolla’s upcoming book, _How to Talk to a Conservative_.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/8 "2006-07-09T14:40:57Z")

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Sweet. About time someone actually stood up to her.

…and you know what, I’d say the same thing if my beloved Jon Stewart called in a half an hour late with no apology, tried to blame it on the host and his staff, and then said he was “tight on time.” Fuck you, you entitled princess. Learn to keep a commitment. It’s not like you even had to fix your hair, spackle your face and strap your boobies into their upright position - it was a phone call to a radio station, fer Chrissakes.

…uh? Too much for MPSIMS? Who cares.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/9 "2006-07-09T14:41:10Z")

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Normally, I’d think this kind of behavior was rude and undeserved . . .  
. . . but not when it’s aimed at Ann Coulter. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/10 "2006-07-09T14:49:37Z")

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I can tell from that brief clip that Mr. Corrolla’s show is an inane pile of crap and that I’d rather bathe in kerosene than listen to it (I can’t stand people who laugh at their own jokes,) but I rather enjoyed that. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/11 "2006-07-09T15:06:06Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Fuck you, you entitled princess. Learn to keep a commitment. It’s not like you even had to fix your hair, spackle your face and strap your boobies into their upright position - it was a phone call to a radio station, fer Chrissakes.

I have it on very good authority that Ann was naked at the time, and her toenails were dirty.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/12 "2006-07-09T15:59:37Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> I have it on very good authority that Ann was naked at the time, and her toenails were dirty.

Those are called talons, not toenails.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/13 "2006-07-09T16:52:31Z")

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> [@you with the face](#):
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> Those are called talons, not toenails.

Babboons have talons?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/14 "2006-07-09T17:05:26Z")

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I just came from church where I heard I am too love my neighbor and pray for those who wish me harm.

I think that this would include a nattering hag whose only goal is to sell books, and fans the flames that divide people for her own gain.

God has sent me Ann Coulter to test me.

Thankfully God is very forgiving of my shortcomings…

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/15 "2006-07-09T17:09:27Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Linky?

[Here](http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/adam-carolla-hangs-up-on-coulter/)

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/16 "2006-07-09T17:24:18Z")

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“That’s the only interview Ann’s ever given where she didn’t say something offensive.”

Heh.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/17 "2006-07-09T17:29:38Z")

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Carolla has apparently made some kind of non-apology “apology.” The audio is posted on his [website](http://adam.freefm.com/) but I can’t get it to play. I think his server must be overloaded.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/18 "2006-07-09T17:44:19Z")

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That’s up there with Keith Olbermann referring to her as “Ann Coultergeist” the other night on the All-Time List of Ann Coulter Burns.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/19 "2006-07-09T18:08:00Z")

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Meh. I thought that it was lame. She may well have had a legitimate reason for being late. If he really wanted to own her he would have taken her on for real. A two year old could have hung up the phone on her.

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**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-gets-pwned-coulter-haters-check-it-out/363721/20 "2006-07-09T18:17:42Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> Meh. I thought that it was lame. She may well have had a legitimate reason for being late. If he really wanted to own her he would have taken her on for real. A two year old could have hung up the phone on her.

Sorry, Haj, I think Adam did the right thing. If she had called in and started out by apologizing for being late–like any normal, decent human being would have done–I could see it, but she didn’t. Somtimes the simplest thing to do is the right thing to do.

Hell, if **I** was 90 minutes late to anything, I would start right out by apologizing for my rudeness, and I would make sure that it sounded sincere. Even then, if the guy blew me off, I would understand.

Ann began by blaming someone else for her fuckup (on air, no less) and then explaining about how pressed for time she was . . . I would have hung up on her rude, spoiled-little-princess ass, too.

And this shitbird complains about how the _left_ is out of touch with mainstream America?? I’m surprised she can walk. Her balls must be as big as the bells of Notre Dame.

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