# Ann Coulter is a Bitch\* **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 30, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681 "2004-01-30T01:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Pepsi\_Classic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pepsi\_Classic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pepsi_Classic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/1 "2004-01-30T01:58:43Z")
I mean it. She is a bitch. There is just no arguing that she is a bitch. \*sorry to all the female dogs out there ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/2 "2004-01-30T02:03:56Z")
This is news? ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/3 "2004-01-30T02:32:26Z")
In other news, the sky is up, rain falls down, and Shakespeare is a better poet than Helen Steiner Rice. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/4 "2004-01-30T02:38:48Z")
This just in: Pope discovered to be Catholic, bear shit found in woods. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/5 "2004-01-30T02:59:43Z")
C’mon, you gotta provide a fresh example to justify a pit thread. Don’t tease us into thinking there’s some new entertaining pycho ultra-right-wing bullshit to make fun of from her, when there ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/6 "2004-01-30T03:48:36Z")
. . . but when you get right down to it, they’re _all_ bitches and whores, aren’t they? Coulter, Limbaugh, Horowitz, Franken, Brock. They all pimp themselves to the highest bidder just to get paid and show what shining wads of American Goodness ™ they are. It seems to be the only thing that turns them on. Someone’s going to find George Will in a pawnshop basement someday wearing leather and giggling at Ving Rhames while discussing NAFTA, mark my words. I used to think that Coulter was the craziest, but after Franken tackled that LaRouchian this week, I just think she’s the worst at hiding it. (Note that I know Franken does all those USO shows for the troops, and I’m grateful for it. I’m not questioning his character. Just his stability.) If there really were a just god, these people would be forced to give up their media deals and work six months either in a garage or a construction site, where they would have to deal with _real_ people, solve _real_ problems, and put in a day of _real_ work. Then let them work with children in a daycare center for six months under supervision. _Then_ put them back in front of a camera and see how goddamned smug and know-it-all they act. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/7 "2004-01-30T03:59:28Z")
**If there really were a just god, these people would be forced to give up their media deals and work six months either in a garage or a construction site, where they would have to deal with real people, solve real problems, and put in a day of real work.** The same could be said for every democratic candidate for prez. Especially Kerry the sponger, sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/8 "2004-01-30T04:20:46Z")
While I agree that Ann Coulter is a psychotic right-wing loony, you have to admit… ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/9 "2004-01-30T04:22:08Z")
Forgot to mention – I do not consider the link in my above post Safe For Work. Sorry about that. I’ll be more careful in the future. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/10 "2004-01-30T04:23:17Z")
Who the hell is Helen Steiner Rice? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/11 "2004-01-30T04:29:18Z")
> [@SnoopyFan](#): > > **If there really were a just god, these people would be forced to give up their media deals and work six months either in a garage or a construction site, where they would have to deal with real people, solve real problems, and put in a day of real work.** > > The same could be said for every democratic candidate for prez. > > Especially Kerry the sponger, sheesh. Yes, they should all be more like GWB who overcame his childhood of wealth, power and privilege to become an adult of _obscene_ wealth power and privilege. Kerry and Clark could especially learn a lesson. While they were frivolously wasting their young adulthood in the jungles of Vietnam Bush was bravely running away from Guard duty in Alabama. Bush then spent time as a humble Texas oil executive and a simple baseball owner before he made the tough decision to trade on his father’s name and become a Republican party sock puppet. If only the Democrats were more like him. Pfft…“Doctor” Dean…what did a medical doctor ever do for anyone? ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/12 "2004-01-30T04:48:08Z")
> [@Andros\_X](#): > > Forgot to mention – I do not consider the link in my above post Safe For Work. That’s not safe for anyone. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Pepsi\_Classic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pepsi\_Classic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pepsi_Classic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/13 "2004-01-30T05:19:45Z")
> [@](#): > > C’mon, you gotta provide a fresh example to justify a pit thread. How about this gem: [http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE\_ID=36827](http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=36827) > [@](#): > > For over 30 years, Kerry’s primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as “a target-rich environment.” This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes? ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/14 "2004-01-30T05:36:36Z")
From **Pepsi Classic** ’s link above: > [@](#): > > _Little Republican Annie said:_ > > Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman’s money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn’t they nominate someone who hasn’t been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years? Oh my… is this the best she can do? Is this all she has? I read the whole article waiting for the other shoe to drop… for her to let Kerry have it with both barrels on something. And it never came. All she has is some trumped-up image of a villain of the silent screen. Scary. No, really! If this is the worst shit a demagogue like old Ann can dredge up on Kerry, then it’s going to be a fun, _fun_ campaign. This is nothing… this is fiddlesticks… and best of all, Coulter bringing the “privilege” card up against Kerry is hypocrisy of the finest vintage with the privilege poster boy in office right now. Coulter often has the ability to push my buttons… but this? I’m just laughing. This is too funny. I can’t wait for this campaign to really get rolling. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/15 "2004-01-30T07:33:18Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Yes, they should all be more like GWB who overcame his childhood of wealth, power and privilege to become an adult of _obscene_ wealth power and privilege. Kerry and Clark could especially learn a lesson. While they were frivolously wasting their young adulthood in the jungles of Vietnam Bush was bravely running away from Guard duty in Alabama. And **SnoopyFan** demonstrates for us tonight why voting Republican makes you stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/16 "2004-01-30T07:36:34Z")
Not only is she a bitch, but she’s an awkward bitch. I love watching her on Bill Mahr. Fake, awkward laughter after desperately trying to make a point, _and_ scooting away from/not looking at black guests = entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/17 "2004-01-30T11:19:30Z")
And the award for most tautological thread title goes tooooo… ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/18 "2004-01-30T11:33:04Z")
I think you forgot to apologise to petty, annoying, vindictive women… ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/19 "2004-01-30T14:00:14Z")
Great. Now, I’ve got ‘Ann Coulter is a bitch’ running through my head to the tune of _Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch_. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681/20 "2004-01-30T14:15:45Z")
The “Nazi” picture is grossly misleading. Only mammals have nipples. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-a-bitch/226681.md?page=2)