# Ann Coulter is going to blow the lid off evolution...

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**Created:** [April 29, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712 "2006-04-29T05:34:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/1 "2006-04-29T05:34:13Z")

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…in her [latest book.](http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/are_you_ready_for_coulter.php)

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> For liberals, evolution is the touchstone that separates the enlightened from the benighted. But Coulter neatly refutes the charade that liberals are rati\*\*onalists guided by the ideals of free inquiry and the scientific method. She exposes the essential truth about Darwinian evolution that liberals refuse to confront: it is bogus science.

Her “scientific” ammunition apparently all comes from [William Dembsky](http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/1071) who says:

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> I’m happy to report that I was in constant correspondence with Ann regarding her chapters on Darwinism — indeed, I take all responsibility for any errors in those chapters.

Oh no, the gig is up. Ann fucking Coulter is going to expose this whole “liberal creation myth” for the liberal fraud that we all know it is. I’m fucking terrified. We’re all found out. How will us “godless Darwinist liberals” be able to carry on this charade anymore? Surely Coulter’s book will be factually airtight and irrefutable. What are we going to do? All is lost! All is lost!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/2 "2006-04-29T05:36:44Z")

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Am I the only one who wishes that Universe would ban Coulter for being a troll?

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/3 "2006-04-29T05:41:00Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Oh no, the gig is up. Ann fucking Coulter is going to expose this whole “liberal creation myth” for the liberal fraud that we all know it is. I’m fucking terrified. We’re all found out. How will us “godless Darwinist liberals” be able to carry on this charade anymore? Surely Coulter’s book will be factually airtight and irrefutable. What are we going to do? All is lost! All is lost!

Oh shit!

: Flees into the night clutching a print-out of Roe v. Wade and a box of condoms :

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/4 "2006-04-29T05:43:47Z")

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Who’s going to listen to Coulter, when you’ve got Kirk Cameron and his banana?

( [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369235&highlight=Kirk+Cameron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369235&highlight=Kirk+Cameron) )

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/5 "2006-04-29T05:49:05Z")

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Who’s going to listen to Coulter, when you’ve got Kirk Cameron and his banana?

( [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369235&highlight=Kirk+Cameron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369235&highlight=Kirk+Cameron) )

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/6 "2006-04-29T05:50:54Z")

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The less I know about Kirk and his banana, the better 😃

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**Author:** ![Acqua\_Minerale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Acqua\_Minerale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acqua_Minerale)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/7 "2006-04-29T06:28:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> # Its sacraments (abortion)
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> # Its holy writ (Roe v. Wade)
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> # Its martyrs (from Soviet spy Alger Hiss to cop-killer Mumia Abu Jamal)
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> # Its clergy (public school teachers)
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> # Its churches (government schools, where prayer is prohibited but condoms are free)
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> # Its doctrine of infallibility (as manifest in the “absolute moral authority” of spokesmen from Cindy Sheehan to Max Cleland)
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> # And its cosmology (in which mankind is an inconsequential accident)

It saints (Child-raping abortionists, al Qaeda members, and Hillary Clinton)

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/8 "2006-04-29T06:34:23Z")

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It’s not nice, but eventually she’ll be dead, and none of this will trouble her trashy and addled little head any more.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/9 "2006-04-29T06:54:30Z")

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Frankly, I think this’ll be the beginning of the end for her career. There are a great many conservatives who look down on Intelligent Design as it is, not to mention the many who, by my reading, have already ceased to take her seriously. After this book, I predict that she’ll follow the Rush Limbaugh path from popularity and copious media attention to general obscurity.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/10 "2006-04-29T12:07:32Z")

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Dude, maybe it’s my poor reading comprehension, but you disappointed me. I came into this thread hoping to hear that Ann Coulter was going to evolve.

Instead, she’ll spend the rest of her life abusing Samsonite luggage and flinging poo. 😃

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/11 "2006-04-29T12:31:53Z")

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Ah yes, the old “call the atheists hypocrites by picking random non-religious stuff they believe and lie that they are religious beliefs”. Nobody’s ever done that before…

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/12 "2006-04-29T13:05:56Z")

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> [@11811](#):
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> Dude, maybe it’s my poor reading comprehension, but you disappointed me. I came into this thread hoping to hear that Ann Coulter was going to evolve.
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> Instead, she’ll spend the rest of her life abusing Samsonite luggage and flinging poo. 😃

I don’t know…that sounds like an evolutionary step up for her.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/13 "2006-04-29T13:09:26Z")

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What’s a liberal? It sounds bad.

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**Author:** ![Minotaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Minotaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minotaurus)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/14 "2006-04-29T16:07:55Z")

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here is Ann Coulter on Fox News taking a punch against Canada 🙂

[http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011](http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011)

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/15 "2006-04-29T16:20:24Z")

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> [@Minotaurus](#):
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> here is Ann Coulter on Fox News taking a punch against Canada 🙂
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> [http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011](http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011)

I remember that. It had a distinctly “Canadians, get down and lick our boots” feel to it.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/16 "2006-04-29T18:59:02Z")

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The upside to this, as far as there is one, is that it will just help us identify idiots. Nobody’s going to be convinced by this crap.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/17 "2006-04-29T19:02:27Z")

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One thing I’ve notice about our little Ann is that, like a few people here on the SDMB, she doesn’t know the difference between outrage and logical refutation.

Also, she’s a psychotic cunt.

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/18 "2006-04-29T19:08:05Z")

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> [@Baldwin](#):
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> One thing I’ve notice about our little Ann is that, like a few people here on the SDMB, she doesn’t know the difference between outrage and logical refutation.
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> Also, she’s a psychotic cunt.

I don’t get the ‘also’…you don’t think this place has psychotic cunts?

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/19 "2006-04-29T19:22:43Z")

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Really, is there anyone who still takes AC seriously? 😉 Yeah, I know…there are still folks who think the world is flat too, so its no stretch that SOMEONE takes her seriously.

It should be funny to see her ‘blow the lid off evolution’…worth a few laughs at any rate.

-XT

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-is-going-to-blow-the-lid-off-evolution/354712/20 "2006-04-29T19:56:47Z")

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I noticed in checking out one of the “bottom of the page ads” that her new book is due out in June and will sell for $28. But if you act now, you can get it for $4.99! I know I’m going to hurry.

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