# Ann Coulter on Larry King

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 8, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756 "2003-08-08T04:12:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/21 "2003-08-09T00:07:05Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Whack-a-Mole \*  
> \*\*Evil right-winger wearing black leather skimpy dress to feed the fantasy: [http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg](http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg)
> 
> If they made more like her I might just go to the Dark Side[sup]tm[/sup]. \*\*

Actually…I want to retitle that picture to: “What Darth Vader would be like as a woman.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/22 "2003-08-09T00:09:47Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by MC Master of Ceremonies \*  
> \*\*I’m sorry, did I just say that out loud? \*\*

Yes, yes you did.

And it was damn funny. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/23 "2003-08-09T03:32:48Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by MC Master of Ceremonies \*  
> \*\*I would fuck Annn Coulter 'cos I am not fussy, but she is a psycho. \*\*

Remember: Never sleep with someone who is crazier than you are.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/24 "2003-08-09T03:38:08Z")

</div>

No problem.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/25 "2003-08-09T04:01:23Z")

</div>

I love Ann Coulter. She keeps a lot of you guys busy.

She’s like that guy in the prison movies who goes insane so the rest of us can escape.

While you try to resolve your hatred or her stance with the dilemma of her physical attractiveness the rest of us can operate unimpeded.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/26 "2003-08-09T17:16:59Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by DanBlather \*  
> \*\*The funniest thing to me about her appearence was when she was complaining that Gray Davis had caused huge deficits in CA. Larry King said “Aren’t deficits the order of the day. What about the federal deficit of Bush?” This reduced Anne to sputtering. \*\*

A real question from Larry King to one of his interview subjects? I refuse to believe that has _ever_ happened.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/27 "2003-08-09T17:20:33Z")

</div>

She’s the right’s Michael Moore. Both sides have to have their radical wingnuts. Coulter is smarter than Moore, but Moore is more attractive.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/28 "2003-08-09T17:35:37Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Sam Stone \*  
> \*\*Coulter is smarter than Moore, but Moore is more attractive. \*\*

Eh? That does not compute.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/29 "2003-08-09T17:59:29Z")

</div>

It’s a JOKE. Humor through absurdity. Playing off the idea that Coulter is ugly.

I find Coulter unattractive, mainly because she gives off a “I’m a high maintenance monster who would ruin your life if you dated me” vibe.

Michael Moore, on the other hand, looks like a big teddy bear. A big, stupid teddy bear with a mean streak a mile long. Or maybe a wolverine.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/30 "2003-08-09T18:22:16Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Whack-a-Mole \*  
> \*\*Evil right-winger wearing black leather skimpy dress to feed the fantasy: [http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg](http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg)
> 
> If they made more like her I might just go to the Dark Side[sup]tm[/sup]. \*\*

How far do you want to go? If you _really_ want to make the leap, then click [here](http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/americas/weiss.htm) and [here.](http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/screen/wolfenst1.jpg) Frankly, I’ll stay just far enough away that I don’t get contaminated by their filth, but I can still enjoy the view.

Note to the humor impared: The above links are jokes and not intended to imply that all conservatives are secretly Nazis.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/31 "2003-08-09T20:03:46Z")

</div>

Didn’t Coulter’s hero Joe McCarthy hate the Marshall Plan? I seem to remember reading some denoucements he made something like, “This man is suspected of being of Communist… and he supported the Marshall Plan!” Was it just because it was created by an evil Democrat?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/32 "2003-08-09T20:23:14Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Sam Stone \*  
> **It’s a JOKE. Humor through absurdity. Playing off the idea that Coulter is ugly.**

Yeah? Well, some things just aren’t funny to civilized people. Pulling the wings off of flies. Taunting animals. Describing Michael Moore as attractive.

::_walks off harrumphing_::

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/33 "2003-08-10T06:54:21Z")

</div>

Oh, you _knew_ **Sam Stone** was joking the instant he described Ann Coulter as “intelligent.” 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/34 "2003-08-10T11:07:28Z")

</div>

“Ann Coulter on Larry King”: Title of a porn movie I would pay NOT to see.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/35 "2003-08-10T17:14:40Z")

</div>

Now THAT was funny.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/36 "2003-08-10T17:20:44Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by John Mace \*  
> \*\*And An Coulter is no beauty either! \*\*

Seconded.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/37 "2003-08-12T01:50:29Z")

</div>

Oh, come on. Don’t be so hard on Ann Coulter, she’s a very handsome man.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/38 "2003-08-12T02:29:59Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by rjung \*  
> \*\*Oh, you _knew_ **Sam Stone** was joking the instant he described Ann Coulter as “intelligent.” 😉 \*\*

She made Law Review.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![survivorology.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@survivorology.com](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/survivorology.com)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/39 "2003-08-12T02:40:30Z")

</div>

Any one see Ann Coulter speaking on CSPAN at some Heritage Foundation function? She struggled to answer questions in front of a very very supportive crowd. In fact, she mentioned over and over again about was how strange it was not to have people spewing hatred towards her.

One audience question: Isn’t ironic that conservative George Bush is running into political problems over strong action against Iraq while Tony Blair, on the opposite side politically, is having the same problems?

Coulter bobblehead answer: Well, you can’t compare politics in England with politics in the United States. The two are very different. There is a reason why we had a revolution against them.

To me, this sounds like the normal bullshit answer given by a fifth grader when he or she doesn’t know how to answer this question on an essay test.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756/40 "2003-08-12T11:21:00Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by [survivorology.com](http://survivorology.com) \*  
> \*\*  
> One audience question: Isn’t ironic that conservative George Bush is running into political problems over strong action against Iraq while Tony Blair, on the opposite side politically, is having the same problems?
> 
> Coulter bobblehead answer: Well, you can’t compare politics in England with politics in the United States. The two are very different. There is a reason why we had a revolution against them.
> 
> To me, this sounds like the normal bullshit answer given by a fifth grader when he or she doesn’t know how to answer this question on an essay test. \*\*

And of course the real answer is that Blair is the most right-wing Labour PM ever elected - so the poodling to Bush wasn’t such a surprise to us over here…!

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756.md?page=1)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-on-larry-king/193756.md?page=3)
