# Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure!!!??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2004, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780 "2004-01-05T08:56:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/1 "2004-01-05T08:56:55Z")
[The Horor](http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?&DID=6&Product_ID=1565&af_id=164) This is slightly frightening… This has to be some sort of sign of impending doom or something. I’m just wondering when O’Riley is gonna get his own action figure with the “Kung-Fu Grip”😃 I searched and hope no one elsehas posted this. Nick ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/2 "2004-01-05T09:07:44Z")
Oh, we’ve discussed the [“Goebbels with tits” doll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229434) before. [But I can’t get enough of Ann myself.](http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/images/ann_coulter_brownshirt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/3 "2004-01-05T09:12:18Z")
Thanks… guess I missed that one. Mods feel free to lock this thing down if it so pleases you. However there is always this from that site [GWB Action Figure](http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?&DID=6&Product_ID=1569&CATID=13&GroupID=53) with Oxygen tank and Face Mask ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/4 "2004-01-05T13:35:09Z")
Christmas is over and NOW I hear about this. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Adjustable\_Beavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Adjustable\_Beavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adjustable_Beavis)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/5 "2004-01-05T13:51:12Z")
My GW Bush doll has the hots for her. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/6 "2004-01-05T14:01:02Z")
Re: the Dubya Action Figure, I enjoyed this part: > [@](#): > > Talking Presidents’ newest action figure, George W. Bush: Top Gun, is something new for the company. > The figure does not talk but does come dressed in a full flight suit, helmet, goggles, breather and tanks that are identical to the ones George Bush wore when he landed on the flight deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. The flight outfit comes with pouches, pockets, straps, buckles and all the accessories of an original. Were they worried the doll would flub its lines, too? ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/7 "2004-01-05T19:38:54Z")
Speculation: How many of these figures are bought by/for kids, and how many are bought by grown adults looking for something to fuel their mental masturbation fantasies? Somehow, I have a very hard time imagining little Suzy opening presents on Christmas morning, her face lighting up with joy as she squeals, “An Ann Coulter doll! Just what I wanted! Thank you, Jesus!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/8 "2004-01-05T23:45:28Z")
What are you talking about?! If _I_ were eight years old I’d LOVE to have a Coulter doll. I could round up my little sis’s barbie dolls and have the army men execute them for not being marketed as a conservative doll. Damn them free thinking liberal Barbies… ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/9 "2004-01-05T23:47:00Z")
oh, and the toys not made in America… Gotta watch out for them. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/222780/10 "2004-01-06T00:15:40Z")
**gluteus** : Obviously, the CIA shouldn’t have told Bush that his doll would be a talking model.