# Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514 "2008-11-26T01:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/1 "2008-11-26T01:58:31Z")
[Honest!](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-sh_n_146248.html) OK, she does most of her work through a keyboard, but still! Karma! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/2 "2008-11-26T03:12:17Z")
About damn time. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/3 "2008-11-26T03:25:28Z")
The question I have: How’d she do it? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/4 "2008-11-26T03:39:33Z")
As a person who had her jaw broken and wired shut after a car accident, I feel for her. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/5 "2008-11-26T03:45:13Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > As a person who had her jaw broken and wired shut after a car accident, I feel for her. Well, yea, but you’re **much** nicer than she is. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/6 "2008-11-26T03:59:13Z")
An early Christmas present for leftists everywhere. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/7 "2008-11-26T04:09:01Z")
I could recommend a good blender with a real nifty puree setting if she likes… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/8 "2008-11-26T04:09:08Z")
Doesn’t matter. The poison will just leach out through her pores instead. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/9 "2008-11-26T04:14:02Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I could recommend a good blender with a real nifty puree setting if she likes… Will it blend? [http://www.willitblend.com/](http://www.willitblend.com/) Although I can’t recommend that she be blended. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/10 "2008-11-26T04:17:10Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > The question I have: How’d she do it? Performing fellatio on Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/11 "2008-11-26T04:18:21Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > An early Christmas present for leftists everywhere. > > 😃 I bet conservatives are happier about it. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/12 "2008-11-26T04:20:26Z")
I guess she purchased [The Muzzler 2008](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd5c1U3KNoQ). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/13 "2008-11-26T04:22:01Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > The question I have: How’d she do it? Trying to eat a rabbit whole in the fashion of her kind. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/14 "2008-11-26T04:24:43Z")
Sorry, all. I curb stomped her last night, but I thought it was just a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/15 "2008-11-26T05:45:44Z")
I bet she’ll think twice before making a crack to Michelle Obama about that nomination night dress again. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/16 "2008-11-26T06:23:13Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Will it blend? [http://www.willitblend.com/](http://www.willitblend.com/) > > Although I can’t recommend that she be blended. Why not? ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/17 "2008-11-26T08:47:51Z")
So her jaw’s wired shot, she can still talk out her ass. Stolen from Craig Ferguson. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/18 "2008-11-26T09:31:31Z")
Does Coulter feel pain like a human, or does she just ape our reactions? And have you seen [a recent pic of her](http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/photos/p6wehear.jpg)? She’s not even trying to look like us anymore. I wonder if the jaw just came down too low as she tried to swallow too much of the gazelle at once. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/19 "2008-11-26T09:37:34Z")
[Hmm](http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/photos/p6wehear.jpg). [Resemblance](http://www.fabbricantidiuniversi.it/harrypotter/immagini/voldemort1.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/20 "2008-11-26T13:58:03Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > I bet conservatives are happier about it. Thank you!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514.md?page=2)