# Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514 "2008-11-26T01:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/21 "2008-11-26T14:02:07Z")
I can’t stand the bitch, and I wish she’d just shut the hell up already. But I feel a little bad for her. (VERY little.) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/22 "2008-11-26T14:44:58Z")
This news pleases me. There is some karma in this. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/23 "2008-11-26T14:57:39Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Performing fellatio on Satan. Or cunnilingus on herself. Strange that the cause hasn’t (yet) been given. Must be pretty embarassing. (But what, pray tell, could embarass _her_?) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/24 "2008-11-26T15:13:16Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I bet she’ll think twice before making a crack to Michelle Obama about that nomination night dress again. All of a sudden I wonder why we call them “cracks”. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/25 "2008-11-26T15:26:00Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > Or cunnilingus on herself. > Strange that the cause hasn’t (yet) been given. Must be pretty embarassing. (But what, pray tell, could embarass _her_?) Losing your balance whacking your jaw on the toilet in the airport bathroom while Larry Craig is fellating you. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/26 "2008-11-26T15:51:48Z")
The Freepers were going on how disgusting it was that the liberals were making fun of her, and how they don’t make fun of liberal tragedies. That that was the difference between liberals and conservatives, etc. Convenient, isn’t it, how quickly they forget their theory that Barack Obama killed his grandmother to gain sympathy votes? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/27 "2008-11-26T16:02:52Z")
I’d like to see her jaw wired to the rear bumper of a fast moving 18 wheeler on a cross country run, myself. I mean with really heavy duty wire; more like a cable in fact. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/28 "2008-11-26T16:16:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > The Freepers were going on how disgusting it was that the liberals were making fun of her, and how they don’t make fun of liberal tragedies. Well it’s true, conservatives have never made insulting remarks about liberals, ever. There’s not a single thing on record that would suggest otherwise. They would be shocked – shocked, I tells ya – if a conservative said something as egregious as “Kill all the liberals.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/29 "2008-11-26T16:19:04Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > I mean with really heavy duty wire; more like a cable in fact. I don’t care about the weight of the wire, as long as it is capable of conducting huge amounts of electricity. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/30 "2008-11-26T16:26:23Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > The Freepers were going on how disgusting it was that the liberals were making fun of her, and how they don’t make fun of liberal tragedies. That that was the difference between liberals and conservatives, etc. > > Convenient, isn’t it, how quickly they forget their theory that Barack Obama killed his grandmother to gain sympathy votes? Hell why go that far from the source? How about when Ann herself commented on how the 9-11 widows were enjoying their widowhood? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/31 "2008-11-26T16:29:02Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Why not? Environmental contamination – you’d have to contain the puree. In her pre-blended state the physical toxic waste can’t seep anywhere. Once blended, the slurry could seep into the water table. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/32 "2008-11-26T16:32:42Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > I don’t care about the weight of the wire, as long as it is capable of conducting huge amounts of electricity. If you assume that she is a living human, that’s a good plan, but if she is already one of the “brraaaains” contingent, a good zapping might re-animate her. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/33 "2008-11-26T16:35:07Z")
I’m guessing the sheer weight of her adam’s apple finally put the whammy on her entire lower face. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/34 "2008-11-26T16:37:39Z")
At least she’ll finally lose some weight. ---
**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/35 "2008-11-26T16:54:15Z")
If you are a liberal, why is this good news? Wouldn’t you want a nut job like Coulter to continue spouting her garbage? Compared with what she spews, just about _anything_ that comes from the left would have to look cerebral and rational. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/36 "2008-11-26T17:02:40Z")
> [@cmosdes](#): > > If you are a liberal, why is this good news? Wouldn’t you want a nut job like Coulter to continue spouting her garbage? Compared with what she spews, just about _anything_ that comes from the left would have to look cerebral and rational. Considering that she normally works in the mediums that use keyboards to produce work I think this is more figurative than anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/37 "2008-11-26T17:05:57Z")
Olbermann announced this fact yesterday, then sat stone-faced. Then he says: “What, you think I would make a joke about that?”. Another pause. Then: “How could it be any funnier than it already is?” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/38 "2008-11-26T17:09:48Z")
AFAICT she fell down last month and broke her jaw. [Cite.](http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1244757/ann_coulters_jaw_wired_shut_after_accident.html) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/39 "2008-11-26T17:42:31Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > Or cunnilingus on herself… Is that really the correct term if the orifice is a cloaca? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514/40 "2008-11-26T17:59:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > The Freepers were going on how disgusting it was that the liberals were making fun of her, and how they don’t make fun of liberal tragedies. Ted Kennedy. Brain tumor. Yeah, I didn’t hear any jokes from the right about that at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-shut/474514.md?page=3)