# Anna Nicole Show On E **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026 "2003-05-28T14:56:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/1 "2003-05-28T14:56:03Z")
Why does ANS treat her lawyer Howard Stern and Assistant Kimmy, like they are her Servants - At Her Beck And Call. Maybe the Ass’t who has to see to ANS needs, but the Lawyer. She treats both of them like S\*\*\*, who needs that from an employer? I just don’t get it, I don’t get the appeal of working for an employer - much less ANS who treats them badly. I have surfed to the ANS Show and everytime I see it, ANS is Bitching Out one of them. ?😕? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/2 "2003-05-28T14:59:54Z")
I think Stern’s just waiting for her to get her money from her ongoing legal battles with Pierce Marshall. That’s the only reason he puts up with her crap. Kimmy has a very big crush and Anna Nicole. Those are my theories and I’m sticking with them. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/3 "2003-05-28T15:09:17Z")
Because Anna is Sterns meal ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/4 "2003-05-28T15:13:00Z")
You’re all correct! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/5 "2003-05-28T15:40:41Z")
Oh, brother, that show is such a train wreck. I can’t decide whether she’s stoned or just stone stupid. In reality it’s probably some strange combination of the two. So why must I pause for a moment or two when I flip by and it’s on?!? Argh! ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/6 "2003-05-28T17:38:07Z")
Could be worse… It could be Bobby Trendy… “Luxuriousssss!!” ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/7 "2003-05-28T17:49:44Z")
God, I cannot stand Bobby Trendy! That simpering, petulant queen is the epitome of every antigay stereotype combined into one quivering, marshmallowy, sequin-covered trollop. He is the gay Stepin Fetchit. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/8 "2003-05-28T17:56:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eman\_Ramos \* > \*\*Could be worse… > > It could be Bobby Trendy… > > “Luxuriousssss!!” \*\* Teach him to play the piano and turn him into the next Liberace! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/9 "2003-05-28T18:21:17Z")
Best description of him I have seen—he is über-nelly. The show is flawless “point-and-laff” TV; everyone is so . . . dysfunctional. “She’s so outrageous?” My dictionary defines “outrageous” as “going beyond all standards of what is right or decent; deficient in propriety or good taste.” She _is_ so outrageous! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/10 "2003-05-28T18:30:30Z")
The episode with the blind date who kept saying “Mrs. Anna Nicole” after every sentence was pretty fucking funny though. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/11 "2003-05-28T18:42:00Z")
Every time I have the misfortune to stumble on the show I am reminded of the Pre-Victorian (?) practice of opening lunatic asylums so that the populace could be amused by the antics of the crazed, demented and psychotic inmates. Maybe Miss Smith’s show is just the modern equivalent of a tour of Bedlam? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/12 "2003-05-28T18:43:52Z")
That guy was _so_ creepy, World Eater. Anna was such a pig on that date. She’s an affront to women everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/13 "2003-05-28T19:02:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*That guy was _so_ creepy, World Eater. > > Anna was such a pig on that date. She’s an affront to women everywhere. \*\* She was quite hungry that night too. Sushi, ribs, etc. I hope they give us an update on him. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/14 "2003-05-28T19:20:24Z")
> [@](#): > > He is the gay Stepin Fetchit. WHO? 😕 Gah, I don’t watch that stupid trainwreck anymore. BTW, am I the only one who thinks Anna’s boffing both Stern and Kimmy behind the scenes? I feel so bad for her son, though. ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/15 "2003-05-28T19:26:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*WHO? 😕 > > Gah, I don’t watch that stupid trainwreck anymore. BTW, am I the only one who thinks Anna’s boffing both Stern and Kimmy behind the scenes? > > I feel so bad for her son, though. \*\* [Check out ol’ Stepin…](http://www.ferris.edu/news/jimcrow/coon/) ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/16 "2003-05-28T19:30:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > > > [@](#): > > > > He is the gay Stepin Fetchit. > > WHO? 😕 Stepin Fetchit (real name Lincoln Perry) was an African American comedian whose shambling gait and mushmouthed speech made his name synonymous with the stereotyped slow-witted, obsequious, shufflin’ “coonery” of early films. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/17 "2003-05-28T19:32:12Z")
I saw the thread title “Anna Nicole Show On E” and thought: “Yup, that’s the only way **I’d** watch it”… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/18 "2003-05-29T01:18:56Z")
Ah, yes, I see. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/19 "2003-05-29T01:40:50Z")
He was also one of the first–if not the first–black actors to become a millionaire. I recall a quote attributed by Hattie McDaniels, “I can be a maid for $5 a week, or play one for $50 a week.” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026/20 "2003-05-29T01:43:00Z")
He taught Muhammad Ali the “Anchor Punch” that he used to, um, “knock out” Sonny Liston in Ali-Liston II. He also had a son who went nuts and committed several murders in Pennsylvania before committing suicide. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-show-on-e/178026.md?page=2)