# Anna Nicole Smith reportedly collapsed, possibly dead **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 8, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408 "2007-02-08T20:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/81 "2007-02-09T15:58:48Z")
Maybe they had non-refundable tickets on the plane to Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/82 "2007-02-09T16:04:07Z")
What’s with the “that poor baby” comments. It’s probably the best thing that could have happened to that child. It’s fortunate that it didn’t happen after she’d formed more of an attachment. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/83 "2007-02-09T16:09:37Z")
Agree with \*\*Trunk \*\* on the “poor baby” comments- at that age, your memory of a person disappears the minute they walk out of the room, and since everyone agrees ANS was no Mother of the Year candidate… ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/84 "2007-02-09T16:21:38Z")
One news story said a paramedic-type person worked on her for an hour with pulmonary recusitation. Why do I get the image of some pervert massaging her ample chest for far too long? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/85 "2007-02-09T16:24:22Z")
**Tucker** , YTIMAIWTSTYN.I always suspected there was more going on here. I agree that the rich old coot could spend his money any way he wanted and if ANS was willing to get into his Depends, then she deserves every penny and should not be called a gold digger. I haven’t heard Stern called a gold digger (mooch and leech, but not gold digger). ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/86 "2007-02-09T16:35:35Z")
[QUOTE=erie774] **Tucker** , YTIMAIWTSTYN.I always suspected there was more going on here. I agree that the rich old coot could spend his money any way he wanted and if ANS was willing to get into his Depends, then she deserves every penny and should not be called a gold digger. I haven’t heard Stern called a gold digger (mooch and leech, but not gold digger). [/QUOTE] That’s because men aren’t called golddiggers, they’re either called a mooch, leech or KFed. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/87 "2007-02-09T16:40:32Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] That’s because men aren’t called golddiggers, they’re either called a mooch, leech or KFed. [/QUOTE] I’d rather be called a mooch or a leech than a KFed! Them’s fighting words! ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/88 "2007-02-09T16:50:01Z")
(INTERIOR, HOTEL ROOM) ``` LT. CAINE ``` Talk to me, Detective. ``` DET. TRIPP ``` Victim is Anna Nicole Smith. Former centerfold model and reality TV star, now pretty much a professional celebrity. Her assistant found her like this, attempted CPR, but it was too late. C.O.D. appears to be natural causes. ``` LT. CAINE ``` But you don’t believe that, do you, Frank? ``` DET. TRIPP ``` Well, with all her legal problems, it does seen kinda convenient. You know, this would have made a hell of a storyline for her reality show. ``` LT. CAINE ``` (walks to window) Except, Frank… (puts on sunglasses) …that _her_ reality… (places hands on hips) …has been _canceled_ ! (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!) (ROLL OPENING CREDITS) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/89 "2007-02-09T17:04:58Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] In recent weeks (maybe months…since Daniel’s death), Howard found her face down in the pool. He pulled her out and screamed for help and the body guard (also trained in CPR) pumped her back to life. It’s on the Anna Nicole’s Last Interview heading (a video report) [http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/](http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/). [/QUOTE] Ah . . . Now I’m definitely leaning more toward the PPD suicide theory. What may have happened to her is very similar to what happened to my aunt. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/90 "2007-02-09T18:01:27Z")
[QUOTE=want2know] ``` LT. CAINE ``` (walks to window) Except, Frank… (puts on sunglasses) …that _her_ reality… (places hands on hips) …has been _canceled_ ! (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!) (ROLL OPENING CREDITS) 🆒 [/QUOTE] Oh man, I’m going to Oklahoma for laughing at that, but that just about made my morning man. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/91 "2007-02-09T18:06:05Z")
**want2know** , if you really want to do that, as an homage to Mrs. Smith’s acting career, it should have be Lt. Frank Drebin and Norbert. Unfortunately, I’m not witty enough at the moment to do it justice. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/92 "2007-02-09T19:45:42Z")
And now just for a bit more oddity, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, claims he might be Dannie Lynn’s daddy. [Cite](http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/APStories/stories/D8N6CAB00.html) > [@](#): > > He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. > > But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/93 "2007-02-09T20:08:26Z")
Okay, when I saw the report of Zsa Zsa’s hubby being the baby daddy, I cackled loudly and scared my cat. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/94 "2007-02-09T20:50:11Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] Agree with \*\*Trunk \*\* on the “poor baby” comments- at that age, your memory of a person disappears the minute they walk out of the room, and since everyone agrees ANS was no Mother of the Year candidate… [/QUOTE] No, but this little girl will have NO mother. Who knows where she will end up? The battle for her custody will be in the courts for months, if not years. I’m assuming HKS has custody for now since he was ANS’s husband. But if the child is 2 years old by the time people are done fighting over her and she ends up with someone else, she’s going to be very confused and upset, I would imagine. I’m more sensitive to this stuff since becoming a mother. Before, my first thought would have been “I wonder how many people had her in the Death Pool?” instead of my second thought. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/95 "2007-02-09T21:02:02Z")
[QUOTE=spoke-] Not hate, just strong suspicion. Two _young_ people have died. Each in the presence of Howard K. Stern. Each standing between Stern and full access to the money. It’s a thing that makes you go “Hmmm.” [/QUOTE] And died in the right order. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/96 "2007-02-09T21:30:03Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] And now just for a bit more oddity, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, claims he might be Dannie Lynn’s daddy. [Cite](http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/APStories/stories/D8N6CAB00.html) [/QUOTE] Well, there’s the Rosicrucian connection, **Tuckerfan**. Of course, I never win at “Who’s Not a Freemason?” Prince and peasant girl is something of a tradition for greatness. “Princess Dannielynn” I find it somehow lacking. Like Vickie Lynn, or Norma Jean. Tabby ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/97 "2007-02-09T21:34:18Z")
Right now on CNN’s front page is a picture of medical examiner Joshua Perper giving a press briefing about the preliminary autopsy results. He’s the guy who gave me my entrance physical for the Navy back in 1983 at the Pittsburgh MEPS. The same hands that touched my groin have touched Anna Nicole’s boobies!!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/98 "2007-02-09T21:38:24Z")
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum] Right now on CNN’s front page is a picture of medical examiner Joshua Perper giving a press briefing about the preliminary autopsy results. He’s the guy who gave me my entrance physical for the Navy back in 1983 at the Pittsburgh MEPS. The same hands that touched my groin have touched Anna Nicole’s boobies!!! [/QUOTE] Dr. Perper touched your peepee? ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/99 "2007-02-09T21:39:37Z")
[QUOTE=Batsinma Belfry] Okay, when I saw the report of Zsa Zsa’s hubby being the baby daddy, I cackled loudly and scared my cat. [/QUOTE] I’m telling ya, the only way this could get more bizarre is if Richard Simmons comes forward as a possible baby daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408/100 "2007-02-09T21:42:36Z")
[QUOTE=lisacurl] I’m telling ya, the only way this could get more bizarre is if Richard Simmons comes forward as a possible baby daddy. [/QUOTE] Ain’t gonna happen. He has an alibi. By the internal logic of what we know so far, Richard Simmons had to have been busy tending to the “needs” of Zsa Zsa Gabor…at the boat show. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-smith-reportedly-collapsed-possibly-dead/391408.md?page=6)