# Anna Nicole was ALSO with Zsa Zsa's Hubby? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 9, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551 "2007-02-09T21:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/1 "2007-02-09T21:55:41Z")
What is [THIS](http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=182062) now? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/2 "2007-02-09T21:57:27Z")
Can someone explain to me why anyone cares about all this? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/3 "2007-02-09T21:57:49Z")
Since I’m not old enough to run for president, I’ve decided to do the other thing that everyone is doing. I am the father of Anna Nicoles baby. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/4 "2007-02-09T21:59:47Z")
I know it makes me a terrible, horrible, no good awful person . . . but this whole scandal is fabulous. I mean, yes I feel bad for her family and I especially feel terrible for that poor little baby, but honestly, this is just getting better and better by the moment. - Boards bus for hell \* ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/5 "2007-02-09T22:00:20Z")
Nah, I have it on good authority from my friend August, that he is the seed donor in question. You are a liar and a scoundrel! I demand a paternity test! See, if Auggie is the baby daddy, that will probably make him rich. I get my boat if that happens. See how that works? Wouldn’t you like to come sun on my yacht? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/6 "2007-02-09T22:06:29Z")
[QUOTE=Rigamarole] Can someone explain to me why anyone cares about all this? [/QUOTE] Guilty, perverse pleasure - of course… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/7 "2007-02-09T22:27:20Z")
I do not know why, but I will admit it: I live for shit like this. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/8 "2007-02-09T22:55:45Z")
> [@](#): > > He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife. > > ``` > But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them. > > ``` Bwuh? _Adoption papers?_ This is so many levels of bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/9 "2007-02-09T22:57:12Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Since I’m not old enough to run for president, I’ve decided to do the other thing that everyone is doing. I am the father of Anna Nicoles baby. [/QUOTE] I’m the father on Anna Nicole’s baby… (Hey, I have as good a shot as nearly anyone else.) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/10 "2007-02-09T22:59:04Z")
$$$$$$$$$… My lawyers have advised me not to comment… $$$$$$$$$ ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/11 "2007-02-10T00:02:41Z")
[QUOTE=Fretful Porpentine] Bwuh? _Adoption papers?_ This is so many levels of bizarre. [/QUOTE] That’s the same part where I tripped over my jaw. Come on Zsa Zsa, let’s adopt the floozy I’m screwing… :eek: Maybe he wanted to get a mother / daughter thing going and this was his best shot. BTW - Zsa Zsa is 90 / Auggie is 59 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/12 "2007-02-10T01:57:39Z")
(I warn you. Have a breath mint handy.) Note that Zsa Zsa was married to Conrad Hilton and had a daughter with him. If this guy gets custody of the baby, then step-cousin Paris Hilton will no doubt “help” the girl learn the proper way to be a lady. (Swallow the vomit back down and take the breath mint.) ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/13 "2007-02-10T16:38:46Z")
That baby stands in line to inherit a shipload of money. I’m trying right now to convince my husband that he is indeed the father. ---
**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/14 "2007-02-10T17:10:58Z")
[QUOTE=Rigamarole] Can someone explain to me why anyone cares about all this? [/QUOTE] It’s like when you’re on the freeway, and on the other side you see an accident. Everyone slows down to look. Or, wait – you’re in LA, aren’t you, **Rig**? It’s like a freeway chase. It comes on all the channels, and all of LA watches. I’ve never been in another city that devotes so much time to car chases. Nothing’s gonna happen, doesn’t affect anyone you know, and yet you watch. (When something like that would come on, my brother would holler, “tell me if he slows down!” and would go make popcorn!) I was at a bar last night, and they were apparently running non-stop Anna Nicole coverage. So there is, apparently, an audience for this stuff. A drunk audience, but an audience all right. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/15 "2007-02-10T17:17:34Z")
Damn. Looks like I’m the only guy on the planet that never got busy with Anna. Maybe I need new aftershave or something… ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/16 "2007-02-10T17:47:02Z")
It’s getting even juicier. The New York Daily News is reporting that the baby may have been conceived with J. Howard Marshall’s frozen sperm: [http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/496332p-418242c.html](http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/496332p-418242c.html) ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/17 "2007-02-10T17:56:00Z")
Frozen when? In the Cenozoic Era? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/18 "2007-02-10T18:23:56Z")
I too, have been just biding my time before confiding to the world, that in fact, I am the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. Unless there’s not money in it for me, in which case, it’s them other guys. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/19 "2007-02-10T18:28:05Z")
[QUOTE=Campion] It’s like when you’re on the freeway, and on the other side you see an accident. Everyone slows down to look. Or, wait – you’re in LA, aren’t you, **Rig**? It’s like a freeway chase. It comes on all the channels, and all of LA watches. I’ve never been in another city that devotes so much time to car chases. Nothing’s gonna happen, doesn’t affect anyone you know, and yet you watch. (When something like that would come on, my brother would holler, “tell me if he slows down!” and would go make popcorn!) [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MLS] That baby stands in line to inherit a shipload of money. [/QUOTE] OK, you all convinced me. _stands up, puffs out chest_ _I_ am Anna Nicole’s baby’s father! ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551/20 "2007-02-10T18:31:56Z")
[QUOTE=Oakminster] Damn. Looks like I’m the only guy on the planet that never got busy with Anna. Maybe I need new aftershave or something… [/QUOTE] You’re not the only one – a few of us missed that tuna boat, apparently. But take heart – there’s still Paris, and I understand Britany just got dumped, so she may be looking for some comfort. There’s plenty of opportunity to father bastards by vacuous rich blondes. Step lively, **DiosaBellissima** , I got dibs on a window seat on that bus. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anna-nicole-was-also-with-zsa-zsas-hubby/391551.md?page=2)