# anne coulter action figure **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 26, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251 "2005-12-26T14:30:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eric2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@Eric2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric2)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/1 "2005-12-26T14:30:30Z")
Saw this and thought of the Dope, hope no one’s posted it already! [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006SQQJU/102-8403331-9212141?v=glance&n=228013](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006SQQJU/102-8403331-9212141?v=glance&n=228013) ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/2 "2005-12-26T15:20:01Z")
I like how it’s listed under **Tools** and Hardware. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/3 "2005-12-26T15:23:08Z")
Fast mouth, eh? Do they make a life-sized model? Or, at least, the head? ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/4 "2005-12-26T15:43:55Z")
I used to think that Ann Coulter was a hot chick, eminently screwable, despite her asinine vitriol. Then, to my embarrassment, I noticed on a TV interview, that Ann/Andy has an Adam’s Apple. \ So I Googled and it seems there are those who think s/he has had a sex change operation. Can anyone affirm or disprove? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/5 "2005-12-26T15:48:57Z")
Terrific! Now I can have her fight my [Michael Moore](http://www.artoosnews.com/episode2pics/ephantmon.jpg) figure! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/6 "2005-12-26T15:49:20Z")
> [@BarnOwl](#): > > I used to think that Ann Coulter was a hot chick, eminently screwable, despite her asinine vitriol. > > Then, to my embarrassment, I noticed on a TV interview, that Ann/Andy has an Adam’s Apple. \ > > So I Googled and it seems there are those who think s/he has had a sex change operation. > > Can anyone affirm or disprove? . . . and that would make her no longer hot or screwable, _how?_ There are many reasons to hate Ann Coulter, but let’s not make hateful bigotry and ignorance one of 'em, OK? ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/7 "2005-12-26T16:04:15Z")
I think whoever made this doll is not familiar with Ann Coulter : > [@from the ad](#): > > 14 Different **Intelligent** Phrases (emphasis mine) ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/8 "2005-12-26T16:50:16Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > . . . and that would make her no longer hot or screwable, _how?_ There are many reasons to hate Ann Coulter, but let’s not make hateful bigotry and ignorance one of 'em, OK? No. I don’t hate her at all. Her irrational rants simply enrage me. I’ve seen her schtick enough to regard Coulter as pathetic. Smart as hell, though. But the thought of having sex with a faux woman gives me the creeps. If this is hateful bigotry, so be it. I once gave up the lead role in a community theater production of a drama, in which I’d have to give a man a big sloppy kiss on the lips — in utter contempt of him. Is that hateful bigotry, too? But in “Tribute,” at the very end, I gave my son a quick kiss on the lips. Have to admit, I never did it during rehearsals. Guess I’m an unmitigated hateful bigot. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/9 "2005-12-26T17:00:29Z")
> [@BarnOwl](#): > > a faux woman That phrase in reference to a transsexual will do you NO favors here… ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/10 "2005-12-26T17:03:51Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > That phrase in reference to a transsexual will do you NO favors here… Golly gee. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/11 "2005-12-26T17:09:55Z")
> [@BarnOwl](#): > > Guess I’m an unmitigated hateful bigot. OK, as long as we’re all clear on that, I’ve got no problems. Welcome to the Straight Dope, I hope your stay here will be enlightening and a growing experience. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/12 "2005-12-26T17:15:13Z")
> [@BarnOwl](#): > > Golly gee. Golly gee, nothing, **BarnOwl**. Do not spew your hate speech on the SDMB again. You’ve been warned. And just to cut off any more of the hijack in _this_ thread, please take your protestations about this warning to either e-mail or the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/13 "2005-12-26T18:22:12Z")
But hse _doesn’t_ have an eye patch! One of the TV commentators who rips on her, always has a photoshopped eye patch on her for some reason, and now I just can’t look at her without one. ---
**Author:** ![lalaith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@lalaith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lalaith)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/14 "2005-12-26T18:54:09Z")
There was a time when “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” had a quiz about the week’s news events every Friday. One Friday Keith won an “Anne Coulter action figure.” Keith really does not like Ann Coulter. But he really enjoyed his Anne Coulter action figure. He beat the crap out of it right there on the air. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/15 "2005-12-26T19:00:03Z")
> [@lalaith](#): > > There was a time when “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” had a quiz about the week’s news events every Friday. One Friday Keith won an “Anne Coulter action figure.” Keith really does not like Ann Coulter. But he really enjoyed his Anne Coulter action figure. He beat the crap out of it right there on the air. I’d pay real money to see that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/16 "2005-12-26T19:16:55Z")
That’s nothing, I’m going to stick mine up my ass. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/17 "2005-12-26T19:25:34Z")
> [@BarnOwl](#): > > eminently screwable Wow. I have never heard anyone but myself use this phrase before. Lovely, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-coulter-action-figure/337251/18 "2005-12-26T19:35:28Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Terrific! Now I can have her fight my [Michael Moore](http://www.artoosnews.com/episode2pics/ephantmon.jpg) figure! [Michael Moore](http://mooreisfatduhimstoopidilikeanncoulterandchickenfries.ytmnd.com/) is easy to make fun of.