# Anne Hathaway's Eyes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 18, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894 "2009-03-18T15:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/1 "2009-03-18T15:25:00Z")
The other day some email trivia pointed out that if our eyes had the same size ratio to our heads as a cat’s do, then our eyes would be the size of baseballs. I’m not here to dispute that claim. I’m here to ask if you can locate a picture of anybody whose eyes are a more dominant feature than [Anne Hathaway’s.](http://hornyoyster.com/images/anne_hathaway_vs2_1.jpg) All in fun, but damn! ---
**Author:** ![spifflog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@spifflog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spifflog)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/2 "2009-03-18T15:28:39Z")
Meh. They seem pretty normal to me. YMMobvouslyV. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/3 "2009-03-18T15:35:28Z")
[Jennifer](http://www.foxnews.com/images/161847/16_25_042805_wilbanks_jennifer_35.jpg) the “runaway bride”? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/4 "2009-03-18T15:39:50Z")
[Marty Feldman](http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/RanZiG/06.jpg), though that was the result of a thyroid condition. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/5 "2009-03-18T15:42:00Z")
She’s got [Bette Davis](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-351~Bette-Davis-Posters.jpg)eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/6 "2009-03-18T15:42:49Z")
[Marty Feldman](http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/martyfeldman.jpg)? Damned simulposts! ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/7 "2009-03-18T15:54:57Z")
[Allison](http://cwtv.com/images/c/0010/cw-antm12-allison-container_030791-170eab-500x600.jpg) from the latest season of America’s Next Top Model. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/8 "2009-03-18T16:00:33Z")
Marty Feldman, and that other drop-dead-handsome guy, [Peter Lorre](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Peter+Lorre%27&gbv=2). Or maybe not. Actually, I’m not sure Lorre had bug-out eyes so much as very prominent eyelids, esp. the lower lids. Either way, though, I’ve always thought he looked a bit freaky. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/9 "2009-03-18T16:18:42Z")
[Ayn Rand?](http://westernstandard.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/09/rand3.gif) ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/10 "2009-03-18T16:28:55Z")
[Kate Micucci](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2177528/) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/11 "2009-03-18T16:33:17Z")
[Heather Graham](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Graham_(actress)) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/12 "2009-03-18T16:43:33Z")
[Allison Janney](http://www.brooksinternational.com/images/2allison_janney.jpg) [Illeana Douglas](http://home-video.ru/home-video/person/003100/003143.jpg) [Jeff Goldblum](http://www.nbc.com/Raines/images/bios/jeff_goldblum.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/13 "2009-03-18T16:58:51Z")
How about [her](http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8872/creepychan2go4.jpg)? Or [her](http://mtblog.allure.com/beauty__reporter/images/2008/02/27/dior.gif)? Or [him](http://politisink.com/pics/2006/04/sleestack2.jpg)? Edit to add [him](http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/e_t__the_extra_terrestrial/et2.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/14 "2009-03-18T17:00:33Z")
You might better ease into this [one](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NWuqwdBTvK0/R88Mhh_s2vI/AAAAAAAAADE/8n9BWbFf3HA/s320/ugliest-man-in-the-world-eb9.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/15 "2009-03-18T17:03:08Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > How about [her](http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8872/creepychan2go4.jpg)? > > Or [her](http://mtblog.allure.com/beauty__reporter/images/2008/02/27/dior.gif)? > > Or [him](http://politisink.com/pics/2006/04/sleestack2.jpg)? > > Edit to add [him](http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/e_t__the_extra_terrestrial/et2.jpg). That’s the spirit, **ShibbOleth**! 😃 Who’s the cartoonist/painter with those kids with baseball sized eyes? Keene? ---
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/16 "2009-03-18T17:35:09Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I’m here to ask if you can locate a picture of anybody whose eyes are a more dominant feature than [Anne Hathaway’s.](http://hornyoyster.com/images/anne_hathaway_vs2_1.jpg) um… actually, her eyes weren’t the first thing I looked at… 😃 J. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/17 "2009-03-18T17:40:47Z")
> [@jharvey963](#): > > um… actually, her eyes weren’t the first thing I looked at… 😃 > > J. I heard that! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/18 "2009-03-18T17:44:58Z")
What about Goldie? [http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/h/goldiehawn/photos/goldie-hawn-003.jpg](http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/h/goldiehawn/photos/goldie-hawn-003.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/19 "2009-03-18T17:50:14Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > You might better ease into this [one](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NWuqwdBTvK0/R88Mhh_s2vI/AAAAAAAAADE/8n9BWbFf3HA/s320/ugliest-man-in-the-world-eb9.jpg). Yikes! Who is that dude and what would one call that condition? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/20 "2009-03-18T17:51:41Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > [Allison Janney](http://www.brooksinternational.com/images/2allison_janney.jpg) > > [Illeana Douglas](http://home-video.ru/home-video/person/003100/003143.jpg) > > [Jeff Goldblum](http://www.nbc.com/Raines/images/bios/jeff_goldblum.jpg) It is my opinion that Illeana Douglas and Jeff Goldblum were separated at birth. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894.md?page=2)