# Anne Hathaway's Eyes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 18, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894 "2009-03-18T15:25:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/41 "2009-03-18T21:54:24Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Sorry dear, you’re perfectly adorable and normal. That is, however, an astonishing amount of toilet paper behind you.

I buy in bulk since marrying my charming husband.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/42 "2009-03-18T22:10:02Z")

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> [@lisacurl](#):
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> I buy in bulk since marrying my charming husband.

Too many thoughts come to mind with that. I’ll be good and keep them to myself. 🙂

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/43 "2009-03-18T22:14:25Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Aaaagh! What is that?

Seriously.

I want my dinner back.

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**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/44 "2009-03-18T22:15:06Z")

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[Ow!](http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animation/eye_popping.htm) This just one hurts to watch.

> [@The\_Scrivener](#):
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> [Peter Lorre](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Peter+Lorre%27&gbv=2).

[Heh](http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/steve-buscemi.jpg). I can’t believe Steve Bushemi hasn’t been mentioned yet. Hell, he even played a character named [Crazyeyes](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2386/2192443831_bd9b0af321.jpg).

> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> [What about that Afghan woman?](http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/06/green-eye-afghan-girl-national-geographic.jpg)

Good one!(ones?) Just striking.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/45 "2009-03-18T22:16:57Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> [Allison Janney](http://www.brooksinternational.com/images/2allison_janney.jpg)

Better yet, [ALLISON JANNEY.](http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/L/F/79282956.jpg)

Man could get lost in those things and never bother trying to find his way out.

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**Author:** ![kjckjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@kjckjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjckjc)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/46 "2009-03-18T23:57:21Z")

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Well, one I am familiar with since he kind of blew my Pat’s 2006 season:

[Reche Caldwell](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3O9kZjwQdBo/R4uKhsDX9JI/AAAAAAAAAIk/wAo9kDRbP8g/s400/Reche%2BCaldwell.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/47 "2009-03-19T01:28:34Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Better yet, [ALLISON JANNEY.](http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/L/F/79282956.jpg)
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> Man could get lost in those things and never bother trying to find his way out.

Those eyes might be big but damn that color is scary looking. Almost looks like she has cataracts.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/48 "2009-03-19T02:23:38Z")

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[Tori Spelling](http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/jennie-garth-tori-spelling-heart-truth.jpg), anyone?

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/49 "2009-03-19T02:48:53Z")

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You guys are all wrong. It’s [Zooey Deschanel](http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zooey-deschanel.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/50 "2009-03-19T02:48:56Z")

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[Myself.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/in/photostream/)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/51 "2009-03-19T02:49:14Z")

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> [@Antigen](#):
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> [Tori Spelling](http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/jennie-garth-tori-spelling-heart-truth.jpg), anyone?

Oh, yes! There’s more than just eyes going on there. But definitely eyes!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/52 "2009-03-19T02:50:24Z")

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> [@Pyper](#):
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> [Myself.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527822@N04/3038837266/in/photostream/)

No doubt!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/53 "2009-03-19T02:50:38Z")

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> [@lisacurl](#):
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> Oh hell. How about [me](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=61081&l=1a39a2aa96&id=1392263297)?

Screw it. Lisa, You are stunning. I hope I never say that to you in person. :eek: (AND Class of 72? God help me!)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/54 "2009-03-19T02:55:41Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> You guys are all wrong. It’s [Zooey Deschanel](http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zooey-deschanel.jpg).

So true. [One got the eyes and the other the jaw.](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090223/i/r1940453811.jpg) No wonder Emily is “Bones.” 😉

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/55 "2009-03-19T03:03:41Z")

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Zeldar, that is a debate that will NEVER be settled. (sigh!)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/56 "2009-03-19T03:06:35Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Zeldar, that is a debate that will NEVER be settled. (sigh!)

You mean the Deschanel girls? No argument here. A pair of stone foxes. Do we have pictures of their parents? I’m guessing they aren’t hard to look at, too.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/57 "2009-03-19T03:10:44Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Zeldar, that is a debate that will NEVER be settled. (sigh!)

Why choose when you can have both!

Might as well add [Alexis Bledel](http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/02/alexis_bledel_gilmore_girls.jpg)

[Mila Kunis](http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/MilaKunis.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/58 "2009-03-19T03:18:10Z")

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[Susan Sarandon](http://www.rd.com/images/rdmag/people/26717SusanSarandon.jpg)

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/59 "2009-03-19T03:24:47Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> Might as well add [Alexis Bledel](http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/02/alexis_bledel_gilmore_girls.jpg)
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> [Mila Kunis](http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/MilaKunis.jpg)

I TRULY regret the former is new to me. The latter has been underappreciated for ages.

In my defense, while of the Deschanel sisters meet neither the Rule of Seven nor My League, they are at least closer. Er, chronologically. Except Emily, since I have an “in” with her. Which neither my wife nor my patron would use. (sigh) In my NEXT life…  
(Am I the only Doper who would waste an edit on a “neither/nor?”

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anne-hathaways-eyes/489894/60 "2009-03-19T03:27:17Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> [Susan Sarandon](http://www.rd.com/images/rdmag/people/26717SusanSarandon.jpg)

[In Rocky Horror Picture Show more specifically.](http://www.horrorstew.com/images/DrFranknFurter002.jpg)

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