Anne Rice has found God

[Sampiro]

I love this comment on her “research”:

She also watched every Biblical movie she could find, from “The Robe” to “The Passion of the Christ” (“I loved it”). And she dipped into previous novels, from “Quo Vadis” to Norman Mailer’s “The Gospel According to the Son” to Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins’s apocalyptic Left Behind series.

Yeah… cause Ben Hur’s really gonna clue you in to how folks actually lived…

[Shirley_Ujest]

She’s not a Christian.
She’s a Papist.

C’mon peoples, get it straight.

Could be worse, she could have turned to Scientology.

[Tuckerfan]

@Shirley Ujest

Could be worse, she could have turned to Scientology.

So we’d have two nutbags jumping up on couches and saying crazy shit, causing people to mock $cientology even more? I’m not seeing the down side here.

[JRDelirious]

@Tuckerfan

So we’d have two nutbags jumping up on couches and saying crazy shit, causing people to mock $cientology even more? I’m not seeing the down side here.

Think Battlefield Earth, with a screenplay adaptation by Anne Rice.
Or rather, try not to think about that.

[Maus_Magill]

@JRDelirious

Think Battlefield Earth, with a screenplay adaptation by Anne Rice.
Or rather, try not to think about that.

Too late.

BRANE HURTS

[BrainGlutton]

@parthenokinesis

Well, I’m ready for some hot apostle on apostle action.

Oh, Paul the Apostle
Possessed an Epistle
So truly colossal
It made the girls whistle!

– Handelsman

[BrainGlutton]

Rice’s most daring move, though, is to try to get inside the head of a 7-year-old kid who’s intermittently aware that he’s also God Almighty.

What challenge? Every 7-year-old knows they’re God!

[BrainGlutton]

@FriarTed

So a shout out to Anne, stay gay-accepting but move away from the pederasty & please keep it out of any JC books!

In the first one, sure . . . but I can’t wait to see what she does with grown-up JC and the “Beloved Disciple”!

[Catamount]

[QUOTE=Orual]
No! Don’t steer unsuspecting readers toward The Vampire Armand!

They’ll read phrases like “He was not ready for the wet love.” and they’ll never be able to un-read them.

[QUOTE]

:eek:
That is the funniest line ever in print. I need to frame that.

[Malacandra]

@Diogenes the Cynic

Won’t Anne’s Christianity conflict with Madonna’s fake Judaism?

Isn’t Madge a Kabbalahist or whatever the term is? I thought that only passed for Judaism in the dark, with the light behind it.

[Guinastasia]

@Malacandra

Isn’t Madge a Kabbalahist or whatever the term is? I thought that only passed for Judaism in the dark, with the light behind it.

Hence the “fake” Judaism.