# Anniz..... lets not pretend how hot our fires burn for each other!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156 "2000-08-29T06:04:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/1 "2000-08-29T06:04:15Z")

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… **sigh** … I know we tried to hide it for awhile… but really… I guess its not working, the hiding that is…

…and really, its not _just_ you beauty and EXREAMLY fucking hot accent (EVEN ONLY IF TYPED!!). That makes our love work…  
It’s the fact that I am so damn attracted to you/personality/accent… and you are sooo damn (insert your phrase here) to me!  
So what is it Anniz??? What do you want to put between my ((((())))))??? Tell me… 🙂 ?

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/2 "2000-08-29T06:09:58Z")

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I thought her heart was mine…  
Damn!!!  
Or did you just want her body? Maybe we could do a timeshare thing…

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/3 "2000-08-29T06:21:06Z")

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well… ok… she hasn’t exactly said that she want’s to have …well… any part of me… even in the recesses of her mind like a bad dream.

nor has she ever so much as said HI to me…

…or posted in a thread I started…

…or been on when I was answering threads at the same time…  
☹

…umm… OK… I’ll share her with you, as long as she uses that accent while… well… while she ignores me.  
☹

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/4 "2000-08-29T06:25:32Z")

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_sniff_ Oh man that’s so sad!!!

Here have a hug! {{whammo}}

Inapurelyplatonicwayofcourse!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/5 "2000-08-29T06:32:24Z")

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GOD DAMN!! GET OFF MY LEG!! Quit humping you freak!! I’m not THAT desperate! …gimme a few days first! …I haven’t even bought a new toothbrush or Scope yet… Sheesh… anyone got a “wetwipe”?

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/6 "2000-08-29T06:35:24Z")

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Sheesh!!! Try and be sensitive and get labelled a freak…

Any girls out there want these hugs?

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/7 "2000-08-29T06:48:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*Any girls out there want these hugs? \*\*

Yeah… Thats what I’M asking…

[B\_Line12@hotmail.com](mailto:B_Line12@hotmail.com)  
…thats…  
[B\_Line12@hotmail.com](mailto:B_Line12@hotmail.com)  
_L_

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/8 "2000-08-29T07:14:09Z")

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In three months and almost 1500 posts, I’ve only started four or five threads: each time to pay homage to a friend here: birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

But if this actually works, I’ll be starting a whole bunch of threads soon! 😃

Did we ever find out who Anniz’s dream was about?

Oh, and Whammo, my compliments on your good taste–the women you’ve started threads about are generally ones I’m attracted to.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/9 "2000-08-29T07:33:21Z")

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Hej **Whammo**!

I’m sorry if you feel I have ignored you.  
Do you forgive me?  
I wake up this morning and see my name  
on the subjectline, wow.  
I’m flattered.  
My accent, you should here me talk,  
it’s probably worse then typed.  
Hate it, hate it.  
But, I can live with it.

Hej **dpr** , I’m surtenly not going to share myself with  
more than one person,  
who knows, maybe it will be someone from here.

And **DRY** , no I still don’t know who it was in that dream.  
But I’m sure he will show up one day.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/10 "2000-08-29T08:16:51Z")

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:: pops in ::

Hmm… Aussie guy is offering hugs. Gee, this is a hard decision to make…

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**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/11 "2000-08-29T13:01:02Z")

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hey anniz, i thought i was the guy in your dream. you were certainly the girl in mine…

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/12 "2000-08-29T13:48:13Z")

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Ah, I see **Anniz** that I was right. All the guys want to knock down your door and take you away. 🙂

Such beauty is hard to refuse ones self. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks this Northernly Beauty a delight to the senses.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/13 "2000-08-29T15:05:29Z")

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Well, at least I can’t hear her accent.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/14 "2000-08-29T16:12:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Whammo \*  
> **EXREAMLY fucking**

Is it just me, or is this OBVIOUSLY a Freudian Slip?

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/15 "2000-08-29T17:02:10Z")

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…oh god… Why do I always see this sort of thread created by me after a night of drinking??

Remember. Don’t post and drink. Let this be a lesson to all of you.

**crawls back under the rock**

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/16 "2000-08-29T17:11:03Z")

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Because of the strange formatting, I think she’s responding in haiku every time.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/17 "2000-08-29T20:44:03Z")

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**Mojo**

I’ve thought that too. You know what’s funny though? I always end up reading them more carefully because of it.  
**Anniz** , my dearest, I’m sure your accent is adorable (like the rest of you!). I can live with your accent if you can live with mine. Say the word, beautiful, say the word…  
grem

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/18 "2000-08-29T22:32:14Z")

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Speaking as one who’s heard her, seen her (pictures) and chatted extensively . . . Anniz, I do not know of a man on the SDMB worthy of you. That said, any number of them would be entirely too happy to be the reason you were not single. The choice, obviously is up to you.

But do me a favor. Let me down gently, as I’m probably too young for you (now). And when you do find yours, find me one, too:)

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/19 "2000-08-29T22:55:17Z")

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Hi **iampuhna**!  
Thanks for the complement, you’re so sweet.  
Actually there’s one I hope to meet this year  
and that’s **Montfort**.  
Yep, he’s the one.

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**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anniz-lets-not-pretend-how-hot-our-fires-burn-for-each-other/31156/20 "2000-08-30T00:37:10Z")

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Jaha? Och jag då? Du har inte ens svarat på mitt senaste brev =(

Translation into english: Back off you guys until you learn the language…

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